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Morpheus_Ahrms
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 156

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I really tried for a suave, witty remark but my baser instincts prevail...kiss it, lightly bite it and bury my face in it...ah well
Granted, but you get drafted and sent to East Timor to guard a cabbage patch

I wish I could retire early and spent my last good years travelling the seas
Help her get her car keys and invite her to coffee and some light political debate over some Tiramisu
Is a crossdressing lawyer, specialized in corporate merger negotiation, with golf handicap of ten under par, a psychotic wife of ten years and a labrador dog named "chum"
Pass then, secure in my plans of having myself frozen for future generations to have the mis...eeeh...fortune of knowing me :-D
President of the Evil Knievel Fan Club and Manager of the local Photo supplies shop
lol, your timing is off buddy, but so is mine. Here let's have you untied and fire up the x-box
Thank you all and especially Catnip for that Cowboy Scream...my ears still ring :-D
Thank you Kathleen!

I'm not the nervous type generally, so gladly biggrin I am working freelance in different countries, so I am moving and travelling a lot. Of course this does not really help building many connections except a few, very valuable ones that even stand long separation. Not surprisingly this focuses a lot of my energy in the online world and here most of all in all things erotic. (No, not just browsing for pr0n ;D) Especially things beyond the plain vanilla.

I was frequenting several story sites and always wanted to try my hand on writing, but so far this place is the first one really inspiring me to actually do it, so I pledge myself to publish soon, here in front of everyone (damn, now I have to deliver, lol)
I am always open for chats, messages, questions jokes or whatever, hit me up - don't care about race, relifion, gender, preferences or whatever - I love to meet people of all stripes.
Sitting down to find out her intentions and likes, then act accordingly (Hopefully looks over to the big bag of tricks under the bed)
If she wants, eat her, fuck her, make breakfast. (Even Black Pudding if necessary lol)
Well...Punk is stretching it a bit...strangled cats is more accurate I think lol

Kat loves Folk music and visiting renaissance fairs where she plays the Wench in the Tavern ;D
Dude...those were fresh sheets and your bike is still running... want a beer till I found the saw?