Well spanked by American Beauty (Wonder Woman).... on my bare bottom...
Because he was preparing for a trip to outer space.
If she'd agree, yes, please...
Gift Trinket a plane ticket so she can be on top for once!
Friendly pass to the nice cat.
Country was late because he was watching the final episode of MASH for the 23rd time.
Walk past, but leave a life jacket, just in case.
Gift Trinket a box of band aids and a fuzzy stuffed bear.
TXN was late because he was curled up with a good book.