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Mysteri27: so hot she melts vibrators, lol.
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97 votes!
M.E.G.A. congrats, you grumpy old attention whore.As Steve Perry sang, don’t stop believin’...
I wonder how many votes vivacious Vanessa and anatomical Annie have? Both have got to be close to your total.
Again, well done - a M.E.G.A showing for you.
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What, you wore the first one out?
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Yeah but 87 or 70 or even 100 votes with an average of 1 is not going to crack this nut!
My votes have just rocketed. I told a group of friends on facebook just before the weekend (dirty minded friends that is) and they have all created an account and voted. I know they have all given the story a 5. And my twitter feed #MelissaFucksTheOffice is doing great too.
So come one you lot - catch up!
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Thanks! It has generated a few chuckles. Glad you liked it.
If you feel some hot breath on your behind, that's me. Well, I'm breathing really, really hard trying to catch up.
My story has 41 votes in about 12 hours. So, if we do the math, carry the one... hell... I'll still not catch you.
What are you at now? 80? 85?
Vanessa has got to be in the 60 range. If we can pry her away from her horror flicks and weed, she might tell us.
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Okay, Lady Mysteria, I've got it up! I'm only 69 votes behind you
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/-mega-.aspx
M.E.G.A. stands for Make Easter Great Again, just in case you couldn't figure that out.
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No worries. As Nicola said, she reviews scores and adjusts the low-ballers, if applicable.
72, eh? Sure you don't need new glasses?
Seriously, that's bloody awesome. I'm submitting soon, so hopefully... Oh, who am I kidding. I can't get 72 votes.
But I am a grumpy old whore, and proud of it.
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How about grumpy old whore?
Would you be satisfied winning that?
Oh shit. Now I did it.
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lol - At the rate you're going you don't need to do that. It's the rest of us who are trying to catch up to you!
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lol - Maybe I'll have to just do my own cyber chats then.
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I gave Mysteria a 5 on her story. I'd be happy to gift my cyber chat with her to one lucky reader who votes for my story.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/-the-temptress-of-tanner-street-.aspx
It's gotten awesome reviews so far by some of Lush's best writers and I think you'll enjoy it. Hope everyone is having a great day today.
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But do any of you have a bum like mine?
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Of course, you could all vote for a British Entrant instead. I'd use my lovely Welsh accent to speak nicely to you all. Make you all swoon and wish I was there with you, in your bed, talking to you.
Who cares what Melissa gets up to. It's me you really want. Vote on the story below and don't believe anything your lawyer tells you.
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I have read and voted on every story so far entered. Yours is not the worst in my opinion. I awarded one other 3 and a 2. I will not award 5 to a story that in my opinion does not warrant it, no matter what the bribe offered.
I still think you probably have this in the bag, despite my undesirable score. And rightly so. You have worked hard to be where you are. No Gracie-cum-lately is going to topple you. I'm just in it for a lark.
I hope you can forgive me; this is how I am.
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I use the browser->find to do that.
Not that I would complain about having a real built-in search. It would be especially critical if the main site ends up going paginated lists similar to mobile.
The browser's find function is something you can use in the meantime that works reasonably well.
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Comments from the full site also aren't showing up on the mobile platform's version of timeline, which is the "My Comments" link. Some story stats also aren't showing on the mobile side story list. My first couple of pages of stories show 0 votes and 0 comments, even though it shows the star score accurately, and the views are meshed up now.
Once you view the story itself, all the relevant story data for those couple of pages worth of stories is there.
Thankfully, the "jump to page" on paginated lists is now working. One major step in the right direction.
Curious if you've noticed a crash in your views since the launch of the new mobile site, Mysteria? Mine are still a fraction of what they were the day before the launch. Mine could very well be coincidence, as the time between my latest story release and the launch is about the place where views would normally fall off due to inactivity. The drop still seems unusually large for that, though.
You have a new story one day later than my last, and a new poem since the launch, so you might have a more accurate picture, if you've been watching your views.
