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NOLAHotGal
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 67
United States

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A fertty poor boy. On a length of French bread, the whole loaf if I'm feeding Hubbie and Steven. Add mayo to both sides. Then hot roast beef out of a pot of gravy, sliced grilled ham, on top of the grilled ham, Swiss cheese, shredded ice burg lettuce, tomatoes (Creole if you can find them) pickles.

This is the way we like it. Of course you can modify it to your liking.

Brandie
Hubbie's mother gave me her recipe for making our own maple syrup. I like it better than the authentic real maple syrup we buy in the super market. It is simple to make.

2 cups of white sugar
1 cup of water
1/4 cup of Karo Light Corn Syrup
Maple extract to taste (I add it by the cap until the syrup gets dark. The real extract is better than the artificial extract.)

Heat the sugar and water over a low to medium low heat until all the sugar melts. At this stage you have simple syrup. Then add the Karo and extract. REMOVE FROM HEAT. Note don't let the simple syrup cook to long as it will get hard. If this happens don't throw it away. Just heat it back up to its liquid state and add 1/2 cup evaporated milk,1.5 cups coursely chopped toasted pecans, or your favorite nuts toasted, maple or vanilla flavoring, and 4 tablespoons of real butter. Mix well and spoon out on a cookie sheet until cooled and hard. Now you have New Orleans style pralines.

If I start out to make pralines I use 1 cup white granulated sugar and 1 cup packed dark brown sugar. I also add a table spoon or so of Amaretto with the butter.

Randie
A bowl of chopped mango and strawberries with a bowl of Honey Bunches of Oats and Community Coffee.

Brandie
What you probably have are cherry peppers, which is in the chili pepper family? They are the mildest of the chili peppers, with little heat and sweeter than a red bell pepper. You can use them just like you would any other seasoning, like onions, bell peppers, celery by chopping them without the seeds and the white ribs inside and add them to what ever you are cooking. They can be stuffed. We clean them, cut off the tops, I use the red part of the tops to add to my stuffing, discard the seeds and the white ribs inside. I like to stuff them with the same recipe I use to make crab cakes. Then bake them until the pepper is cooked. I cook them until the pepper is tender.

Brandie
In 1979 I married a man that grew up at his father's airport. He has been flying all his life. He spent 29 plus years flying for the US Air Force and Air Force reserves. He began teaching me to fly in the mid 80s. I have a single and multi engine land commercial license with an instrument rating. We have our own aircraft and flying is a big thill. We joined the mile high club in the early 80s and have renewed our membership several times a year. Occasionally we fly on an airline and that is enjoyable too.

Brandie
That is why mine has always been a shower on a hose with multiple setting from a rain shower to a single pulsating stream. My father installed one in our shower shortly after I learned about masturbating. I told him my sleep over friend had one and her family loved it. I'm not sure if he knew the real reason or not. Of course I have used one on my clit, ass, and nipples ever since.

Our showers in the master bedroom and by the pool will easily hold 6 to 8 people. Each of those has 4 independent showers on a hose with the above mentioned settings. There are 2 on each end of those showers. Our other showers have 2, one on each end of the shower. When we built the house an over sized commercial meter and supply line was installed so there would be plenty pressure when multiple showers are in use at the same time.

We had our annual Labor Day party, for our swing group, last weekend from Friday afternoon to late Monday evening. They were well used, as all 18 of us there several times over the weekend.

Brandie
As this is a site about sexual issues it would be Hubbie by a long shot.

Brandie
Looks very nice and sexy. Like others I would like to see it with out any panties or a thong.

Brandie
Chuck Yeager. At an air show that Hubbie was preforming in. Bob Hoover who was in the same group with Chuck Yeager in the effort to break the sound barrier. We met him in the lobby of the FBO at New Orleans International Airport and later at another airshow. It was very interesting to listen to the conversation both CY & BH and Hubbie had. They were all 3 Air Force pilots.

Joe DiMaggio and Terry Bradshaw at a pro am golf tournament held during a Super Bowl week in New Orleans. We were doing part of the catering for the event. U S Senator David Vitter at a few town hall meetings. US Congressman Bob Livingston. Hubbie did some flying for him and his staff.

Brandie
It has always felt normal for me to give blow jobs. I have always had an orgasm when the guy I'm blowing cums. Most of the women I know, both swingers and vanilla friends like giving blow jobs.

Brandie
Yes all of my stories are based on real events that actually happened. Most are posted on other sites. Not sure I will try to post any more here. It's too much work trying to please to many mods with different rules.

Brandie
Hubbie is a very experenced Master / Dom with 37 years of experence. He is my Master along with a couple other sub gals in our area. He also has 3 long distance subs that he controls everything in their sex life except with their husbands. He is their Master with their husband's knowledge. He also has a couple that are just cyber subs. But I can assure you he has increased the intensity and length of their orgasms. If this interest any submissive women let me know and I will let him know. He has a profile here but very seldom gets online.

He will not force anyone into anything they are not comfortable with. His goal is to increase the quality and guanity of his subs orgasms.

Brandie
As an avid exhibitionist I love to be watched. I am a shared wife. A lot of our play is at a swing club in Downtown New Orleans. Hubbie will check out the single guys at the bar and when he finds one that will agree with our requirements and he knows I will accept being offered to, he will bring them over to me and introduce him to me. With in a few minutes I will give Hubbie the code word that lets him know he can offer me to him to use how ever he desires with few exceptions. One of our requirements is that he fuck me in one of the non private rooms that any one in the club can watch us.

Brandie
When I was 17 my first Master / Dom and HS Teacher, took me to a weekend party for his Harley Riders Group. It turned out to be a 3 day gang bang. I very willingly stayed, because my sexual turn on was like nothing I had ever experenced before. My orgasms more than doubled in intensity and the number of waves per orgasm. On Saturday, the 2nd day, When they learned I would swallow, plus I would have an orgasm when they would cum in my mouth, every one wanted to make me cum that way. I gave blow jobs to every guy that attended that day. As best as I can remember, there was 15 or 16 guys there. About half of them twice. I think you can do the math.

I have published two parts of "My First Gang Bang and Golden Shower" here on LS. It is about the above mentioned event.

Brandie
Yay for those who want them. Nay for those who don't want them. Temporary or permanate it's a personal decision for us all. I used them to see how I like it. I did, and felt honored to have it done permanently. I have a butterfly that is Hubbie's mark of ownership.

Brandie
Thankfully I have not had to deal with a break up since I was a teen. It hurt and I cried some but I do not remember it lasting very long. This month Hubbie and I celebrated 38 years of marriage. Most of which has been fantastic.

Brandie
We have a Begal - Jack Russell mix that looks like a Black and Tan Begal and is the size of one. But he acts just like a Jack Russell. He just showed up on our front porch one Saturday morning at our camp on New Years eve. He was a very loving and affectionate dog from the very first moment we found him.

Hubbie fed him and fixed a warm place for him to sleep out of the weather. He followed us every where we went around the camp. When we left to go into town he would be waiting for us at the front door when we returned. He was trained and would sit, roll over, crawl, and play dead. We asked the few people around us if they knew who he belonged to. No one had ever seen him before.

We took him to the vet the first day we could to get him checked for a chip. We figured he had to belong to someone in the area. He was trained and well behaved. There was no chip so we decided to keep him. The vet checked him out and he was healthy and around 3 years old. So we got him his shots. After we got him clear of the fles and ticks we brought him inside. He was house broken too. He has been the best dog we ever had. Even our cats liked him after just a few days. He rides in the truck and goes to the camp with us.

Brandie
Yes, and they are all natural 38C. They are still firm and nipples still point straight out.

Brandie
We have a private swing group with 9 other straight guys and 7 other gals 4 of us are Bi. We all play with each other on a regular basis. Some of us daily. We are all having affairs with each other. All of us that are married our spouses are members of the groupe. We have one couple that is not married to each other, but their spouses know they are in our group. So I am having affairs but not cheating. We don't refere to it as affairs. We consider it Sport Fucking or playing.

Brandie
Still none. I think it was Wednesday the last time I had a pair on. They were a matching baby blue lace thong and bra. I had on a pair of jeans and usually wear a thong or bikini when I rarely wear pants or jeans.

Brandie
Hubbie is great at both. As I shared wife I only make love to Hubbie and Steven the first guy he shared me with over 37 years ago. All the rest are for fucking.

I will admit the orgasms from the fucking are much more intense, longer, with more waves and more squirting. I also must admit that making love produces the best romantic moments and sharing of our true love for each other.

I think if they would legalize couples getting married Hubbie and I would marry Steven and Kim.

Brandie
A couple hours ago. Just the curiousity of what Hubbie has In store for me tonight is an extremely strong turn on. So I little relief was needed.

Brandie
I think my stories may be what you are looking for. My stories are based on real events that actually happened in my life. I have Parts 1 and 2 posted titled, "My First Gang Bang and Golden Shower." I write them as I remember them happening, as this even happened almost 42 years ago, a few months after my 17th birthday.

I try to write them so the reader can picture what is happening. I begin the year before we started dating. He would not date me until I turned 17 and was legal. I started dating the man that became my first Dom / Master on my 17th birthday. Oddly enough, as one of your examples mentions, he was my math and science teacher in high school.

The end of part two is still on the first day of a 3 day party that quickly, for me at least, became a 3 day gang bang. I was the only one that attended the party that did not know it would be a gang bang. When I left for the party I knew I would be having sex with Teach, but had no idea it would be in front of everyone at the party. Or that he would offer me to others, both men and women.

A bigger surprise to me would be that I loved ever minute of it, and I was not forced into doing anything I was not comfortable with. That weekend I had a lot of first in my sexual education. On the day before if someone would have ask me, "Would you like to be shared with other men in front of my boyfriend?" I would have told them, "There is no way I would consider doing anything like that!"

The reality was, that the next day, the extremely erotic excitement, turn ons, and sensations created when my seduction into several new parts of what is know as the lifestyle, became instantly addictive. The orgasmic bliss I experenced was nothing like any I had ever experienced before. Those excitements, turn ons, and sensations still occurs on a daily bases today.

I hope to post other parts to the story as soon as time allows and I can get the LS rules figured out. Part 3 is written, but not up to LS standards which change from one mod to the next.

Brandie
Quote by coops89
Are you male or female? Female
How old are you? 59
How many times a week do you masturbate? 15 to 20, yes that is 2 to 3 times a day.
How many times do you orgasm each time you play? 3 to 5

Where do you masturbate:
In bed? Yes
In the shower? Yes
In the bath? Yes
Outdoors? Yes
At work? Yes
Every room in the house? Yes
In a car while traveling... ? Yes

What do you fantasize about when you play:
A significant other? Yes
A friend? Yes
A friend's spouse? Yes
A stranger? Yes
A student? Yes
A member of the same sex? Yes
A past lover? Yes

What position do you play in:
On your back? Mostly
Standing? I have but not very often
Kneeling? A few times
Sitting? Occasionally
Lying on tummy? Occasionally


How do you play:
With left hand? Yes
With right hand? Yes
With a toy? Yes
With water from bath? Yes
Written erotica? Occasionally
Pictures? Occasionally
Movie clips online? Sometimes. If so I'm usually with someone and it will be mutual masturbation
Videos? Occasionally and usually our own
Something on TV? Don't remember ever watching something on TV to MB to except videos.

What is your favorite porn:
Straight sex between man and woman? Yes
Gay or lesbian sex? Yes
Group sex or orgies? Yes
Blow jobs/oral sex? Yes
Anal? Yes
Interracial? Yes
Age play? Yes
S&M? YES YES YES
Role playing? yes
Kinky? YES YES YES
NOTE: My favorite changes several times a year.

Have you ever masturbated to:
Email messages? No
A chat room dialogue? Yes
Exchanged stories or pictures? Yes

Have you ever:
Been caught masturbating? Almost
Masturbated for a man/woman? Yes both
Masturbated for the same sex? Yes
Masturbated in a group? Yes
Masturbated for a photo? Yes
Masturbated for a webcam? Yes and we did live fucking in the late 90s until a few years ago. Will probably do it again after our legal issue is settled.
Masturbated for a video? Yes

Do you ever:
Play with nipples/breasts when masturbating? Yes mostly with nipple clips and squeezing with my free hand
Insert something or play with your ass? Yes, have an awesome remote controlled, 5 bulb, vibrating stainless steel dildo
Insert something in mouth when masturbating? Not usually, unless it is attached to a real guy and /or gal
Use pain as a method of playing? YES, YES, YES

For men and women:
Do you taste your cum? YES, I do, but not Hubbie
When was the last time you masturbated? This afternoon in my office
Are you wet or hard now? Wet, but I'm in a swing club waiting for Hubbie to offer me to the third guy for the night
Are you going to masturbate now? Not unless it is what my next guy wants. I'm offered to him, to service him any way he wishes with a few exceptions
Are you a masturbation addict? Probably, I need to get off at least 4 times a day. I masturbate when it is not feesable to have a lover.
What is the most you have played in one day? Masturbated 8 to 10 times a day in my teens thru my 30s

Brandie