Strongly agree
Sleeping patterns are a bitch!
She asks for a health certificate before having sex with someone.
She doesn't have a hot ass.
She thought it was slutpuppy's room.
She can do the moon walk.
Ass for me please, not too big though.
I haven't showered today, dirty me.
Because she called football 'soccer'!
Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving.
Albert Einstein
I'd rather be an optimist and a fool than a pessimist and right.
Albert Einstein
Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear
what they think - in a deeper voice.
Bill Cosby
No one in particular and many in general.