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Nikki703
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 57

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This thread KICKS ASS!! I like about 90% of the songs posted!!

This is for CurlyGirly!!

Anywhere from a minute and up. There are so many factors that will determine how long it takes.

And when do you start timing it? From the time you are first touched or from when you become aroused through your thoughts or something you see or hear?
I have 3 wonderful daughters. When I was young I really didn't plan on having kids. But they are the best thing that ever happened to me!!!
The person I am with now. Because she is perfect in every way!!

Did you actually have a "Sex" talk with your parents or with your child?
Im Greedier, I'll take the 4 Above Me. Although Kitty's and Kiera's would just be friendly pecks on the lips out of respect! LOL
Can take it or leave it

TPBM has a deep dark dirty secret they are dying to tell someone
Squirting is very real. When I have a real intense experience, I usually have a series of orgasms with each wave getting more and more intense. Then usually I will squirt. But it is nothing like the geysers you see in porn vids. It is more of a pulsating gush then a squirt. And with me it is like in the video posted above, I will sometimes continue to cum and squirt without being touched after I hit that peak. And it is definitely NOT urine. I didn't have these super intense orgasms until I hit my mid 30's. I don't know of any woman who has squirted 3ft or anything like that. I am not saying it is impossible, only that I have never experienced it first hand (or tongue).
Quote by Felopzed
Anything by Weird Al Yankovic. He's a total loser and can't sing worth a damn.


I think that is the point of his songs! They are parodies of "hit" songs. I actually think some of his versions are better than the originals if you take it for they are meant to be!!
Quote by seeker4
Just to stir the pot some more, Men's Health went with Katy Perry. I find her cute but not that sexually appealing, which would also be my reaction to Miley.

One woman who turns up on a lot of the lists but not at the top is Sofia Vergara. Now she is my kind of hot. Mmm, yeah.


Totally agree that Katy to me is not sexy. As for Sofia, while I do think she has a hot body, she is more annoying than sexy. JMO of course!!
Quote by bignuts
Hi Girls,

Your in a taxi and the driver is very chatty, but he makes plenty of sexual advances towards you. He also flatters you, and makes you laugh. Then he makes you an offer x amount for a blow job or x amount for full on sex, and a free ride included. Would it be a no, or a think about it, or would the money be his pass to get between your legs.


Of course it would be.................and I fuck the pizza delivery boy to get free pizza, Cops to get out of speeding tickets, My kids teachers so they get straight A's and the mailman so he will, uh so he does, uh, because I'm a fucking whore!!

You watch way too much porn if you really expected women to say they would do that for a fee ride!!
Quote by Magical_felix
I think these lists are more accurate to determine which sexy woman has the best publicist and not which one really is the "sexiest".


So True!!

I think Scarlett is smokin' hot but somehow I never really think of her as "sexy". Maybe its my definition of sexy that is the problem, its not something I can put in words but I just know it when I see it. LOL!!
Quote by Liz


RAP BATTLE!



I'm a lady, see, I ain't from the hood,
But I've done some things that no sweet, good girl should.

I can rap, I can tap, I can salsa too,
Scrape the competition off the heel of my new Jimmy Choo.

On my wall might hang a classic Botticelli,
But you can bet your ass I'm straight up Machiavelli.

Don't need no backing track, just me, I'm acapella.
I throw down rhymes, make me rich like J. D. Rockefeller.

You think you're all that, but your just talking smack,
Some of your lines are flat, kindergarten pre-school whack.

If you think you can top this, then you're delirious,
You wanna think about that, I'm deadly serious.

I'm rapping fresh, layin' lead, every line is brand new,
If you step up to the plate, then girl you don't have a clue.

Skills like these they don't come easy, they've gotta be earned.
Pack up your shit, walk away, or you're gonna get burned.

Time to turn back yo, the sign reads 'Danger Ahead',
I'm in control, rising up, I've taken over this thread.

I'm Lizzy Red but when I finish I'll be Lizzy Black,
If it's on, miss Sprite, man up and hit me back.

Ooosh!



Quote by sprite



and yeah, Hip Hop is legit,
don't be hatin' on it
all you mother freaking rockers
you gawkers and you mockers
give my roots a break
this is the real deal ain't no fake
proved it's not a fad
and now you're just making us mad
Hell, DMC and PE in the Hall
of Fame now, so y'all
better welcome us with welcome arms
cause we ain't gonna stay on the farm
we up here in your face
part of the human race
only doing it with love
it's just a gentle shove
so people, come unite
and tell me who is right
is Kanye West the shit?
or is he just full of it
is Jimmy Page a god?
or just another fraud
(notice i'm not sayin what i'm feelin'
that Led Zepplin did some stealin'
from the brothers playing blues
that's just between me and yous).

and yeah, this girl can battle, yo!


WOW!! They are both a hell of a lot better than anything Kanye ever did!! HAHA
OK, since we are talking the biggest living Rock Star, not who I think is best or my favorite or most talented or who I want to fuck, I would have to say without a shadow of a doubt in my mind it's Bono.

U2 is one of the rare bands that is accepted in most cultures and by lovers of most music genres. Not to mention how he is revered for his humanitarian work.

So for me its definitely Bono, and I dont think ot is close!
I don't think that was to be taken literally. She means she probably wont be doing what she is doing now when she is 40. Meaning she will tone down her lifestyle. I doubt she has really considered what she will be doing after 40.

While I am getting a little tired of Miley, I also think she is a breath of fresh air too. I think she started to use her sexuality to escape the Hannah Montana little good girl image. Then she realized how big that could make her. She doesn't conform to the norm. I know that is easy to do when you are worth more than $150 Million, she can afford to take risks.

But I laugh when I read that Miley is heading for a meltdown like Britney Spears or Amanda Bynes. That is so ridiculous. Everything she does is well thought out to take advantage of the situation. She is a very intelligent business savoy young lady and I am sure she has advisors helping her along the way. She is the Madonna of her generation, she uses what she has to succeed!
Quote by LadyX


That taste is subjective. My daddy's parents thought Marvin Gaye and Diana Ross were worthless musicians. Not to say that Justin Bieber = Marvin Gaye; I'm just saying, new rock stars rise up, then everyone that treasures previous generations of rock stars declares them worthless. There weren't too many 50 year olds that thought a whole lot of the Beatles when they showed up either.



I dont like rap at all but I dont think they are worthless musicians. But I dont think much of Kanye as a person.


Quote by LadyX



Speaking of the Beatles, not sure how you feel about them, but John Lennon did once declare them to be bigger than Jesus. If that ain't calling your own shot, I don't know what is.


Like I said, people who declare they are the biggest anything AREN'T!!
Quote by sprite


i think he meant Taller. From all reports, Jesus was a short man. smile


Really, I always pictured Jesus as being tall.
Quote by LadyX
As far as I can tell, he's right- he is the biggest rock star.

Now, if we're going to say "well, literally speaking, he doesn't produce 'rock music', so he's not the biggest rock star", then I guess that's one way of looking at it. But a) the term 'rock star' generally means something broader than a specific music genre (Madonna is and was a massive rock star, even though she's never 'rocked'), and b) there's no disputing the fact that hip-hop has replaced 'rock music' in terms of popularity and cultural influence. Hip Hop, which makes up or directly influences most of the top 40 today, is what Rock used to be, and Kanye is it's biggest and arguably most talented personality.

If you took ten typical fans of pop music in 2013, I'm not sure two of them could pick Eric Clapton out of a lineup, and most wouldn't know who Freddie Mercury was.


And 9 out of 10 will say Justin Bieber is a GOD!! What does that tell you?

Anyone who claims to be the biggest anything most surely isn't!!
His ego is bigger than his wife's/GF's/mother of his child's or whatever she is. OMG, Its almost as big as her ass!!

And Kanye's "music" and the term Rock just don't go together!!
Quote by Guest
Happened to me thrice today. So much sexual frustration. smile


That is why God gave us fingers...........................and delete keyes!! HAHA