CG, I love this live version. Wish the vid quality was better though.
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Nikki703
Over 90 days ago
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Quote by slipperywhenwet2012
Was this before you fucked your good friend's niece who showed up naked at the door? Or was it after you fucked your neighbor's wife who did the same thing? Or was this ex girlfriend the one who eventually took your nephew's virginity?
HAHA!!! Could have been the Lap Dancer!
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To answer the question, yes I have. It's incredibly erotic...and it's like a dirty little secret. I love dirty little secrets.
I have done this too. It is a very erotic. Love dirty secrets too! LOL
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She absolutely likes you. It is a proven scientific fact that if you orgasm when you think about someone it is because he/she is contacting you telepathically taking total control of your body.
How do you think I know Kate Upton and Bradley Cooper want to have a threesome with me? Although they did say they aren't happy that I drink and have a tattoo!!
How do you think I know Kate Upton and Bradley Cooper want to have a threesome with me? Although they did say they aren't happy that I drink and have a tattoo!!
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1. The Sopranos
2. Seinfeld
3. The Twilight Zone (1959)
4. All in the Family
5. M*A*S*H
6. The Mary Tyler Moore Show
8. Cheers
11. The Simpsons
14. The Dick Van Show
17. The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
18. Six Feet Under
19. Taxi
20. The Larry Sanders Show
21. 30 Rock
23. Frasier
25. Saturday Night Live
30. Curb Your Enthusiasm
31. The Honeymooners
32. Deadwood
33. Star Trek
35. Twin Peaks
36. NYPD Blue
37. The Carol Burnett Show
39. Sex & The City
40. Game of Thrones
41. The Bob Newhart Show
43. Law & Order
46. (tie) Homicide: Life on the Street;
49. Buffy the Vampire Slayer
50. The Colbert Report
53. Northern Exposure
57. Columbo
58. The Rockford Files
60. Moonlighting
70. The Andy Griffith Show
74. Murphy Brown
78. The Odd Couple
79. (tie) Alfred Hitchcock Presents; Monty Python's Flying Circus
83. Get Smart
86. Sgt. Bilko (The Phil Silvers Show)
93. Boardwalk Empire
96. Soap
98. Late Night with David Letterman
I have watched and liked all these shows at one time or another, many in reruns since they were on when I was really young or not yet born, LOL.
The ones in Bold I really liked.
BTW, am I the only person in the world that thinks I Love Lucy SUCKED!!! HAHA
2. Seinfeld
3. The Twilight Zone (1959)
4. All in the Family
5. M*A*S*H
6. The Mary Tyler Moore Show
8. Cheers
11. The Simpsons
14. The Dick Van Show
17. The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
18. Six Feet Under
19. Taxi
20. The Larry Sanders Show
21. 30 Rock
23. Frasier
25. Saturday Night Live
30. Curb Your Enthusiasm
31. The Honeymooners
32. Deadwood
33. Star Trek
35. Twin Peaks
36. NYPD Blue
37. The Carol Burnett Show
39. Sex & The City
40. Game of Thrones
41. The Bob Newhart Show
43. Law & Order
46. (tie) Homicide: Life on the Street;
49. Buffy the Vampire Slayer
50. The Colbert Report
53. Northern Exposure
57. Columbo
58. The Rockford Files
60. Moonlighting
70. The Andy Griffith Show
74. Murphy Brown
78. The Odd Couple
79. (tie) Alfred Hitchcock Presents; Monty Python's Flying Circus
83. Get Smart
86. Sgt. Bilko (The Phil Silvers Show)
93. Boardwalk Empire
96. Soap
98. Late Night with David Letterman
I have watched and liked all these shows at one time or another, many in reruns since they were on when I was really young or not yet born, LOL.
The ones in Bold I really liked.
BTW, am I the only person in the world that thinks I Love Lucy SUCKED!!! HAHA
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Here are a few stupid laws in NY.
It is against the law to throw a ball at someone’s head for fun.
During a concert, it is illegal to eat peanuts and walk backwards on the sidewalks.
Slippers are not to be worn after 10:00 PM.
While riding in an elevator, one must talk to no one, and fold his hands while looking toward the door.
And this is my favorite: The penalty for jumping off a building is death.
It is against the law to throw a ball at someone’s head for fun.
During a concert, it is illegal to eat peanuts and walk backwards on the sidewalks.
Slippers are not to be worn after 10:00 PM.
While riding in an elevator, one must talk to no one, and fold his hands while looking toward the door.
And this is my favorite: The penalty for jumping off a building is death.
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Quote by jim4pleasure
If so, what was it like for you, and if not would you ever try it out of curiosity or for the fun of it?
I used to go once in a while and almost every guy I know has gone too, and some of them go regularly. There’s not supposed to be any “sexual contact” but whom are you kidding? You have nearly naked girls basically rubbing their boobs in your face and grinding their crotch on your cock until you finally have to come in your pants. Whenever I go I always talk to some of the girls there, and it’s all about the tips and how many guys they can “get off” on a good night. Some girls do it because it’s a real sexual turn on for them, and they get off too, and other girls even do it to arrange other outside of the club services.
And here I thought you were gonna tell us all about the time you got a lap dance and the girl begged you to fuck her, HAHA!! OK, don't get mad, Im only teasing!
I have never worked in a club but I must admit it is a fantasy to do it for just one night, LOL!! I once entered an amateur "dance" contest when I was younger and it was so much fun. I felt so powerful being on stage. But I didn't give any lap dances!! Got a lot of tips though!
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No Way!! Id never want a sissy boyfriend. I like the guy to take control, not necessarily totally dominate but show he is masculine and in control.
Hell, I don't even want a sissy girlfriend, LOL! Very feminine yes but I am not into totally submissive partners!!
Hell, I don't even want a sissy girlfriend, LOL! Very feminine yes but I am not into totally submissive partners!!
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Quote by redhot363236
Lead Vocals: Grace Slick (Jefferson Airplane) - She blew everybody off the stage in the 60's
Lead Guitar: David Gilmour (Pink Floyd) - He plays with amazing feel and emotion.
Rhythm Guitar and Back-up Vocals: Nancy Wilson (Heart) - One of the few vocalists who could hold a candle to Grace Slick
Bass Guitar: Berry Oakley (The Allman Brothers Band)
Keyboards: John Paul Jones (Led Zeppelin) - I don't think he gets enough credit for his influence on the Led Zeppelin sound.
Drummer: Neal Smith (Alice Cooper)
Some great choices, especially David Gilmour. So underrated as a guitarist. He has a great voice too!
I love Grace Slick but once she was involved with "We Built This City", she lost all credibility with me. Quite possible the worst song ever recorded, LOL!!
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I get so pissed off when I see TV ads that make it seem like we are all morons. Last night I saw an advertisement for Kotex Tampons. The ad went on to say how great they were and all. Then at the end they said if you are not 100% satisfied the "Next Box Is On Us!!" If you didnt like them, why the fuck would you want another box? They must think we are idiots!!