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25 Mar 2013

Some pictures of a clients really ugly bedroom.

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25 Mar 2013

Staighten Her Ears

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25 Mar 2013

Dress him up as a gladiator and then tease his sword

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25 Mar 2013

I need to get another cup of Tea

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25 Mar 2013

Bans Trinks for even mentioning the Unicorn song

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25 Mar 2013

Some really nice things that I know she wouldnt let me do, LOL!

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25 Mar 2013

Scarsdale (NY)

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25 Mar 2013

CD

Pancakes or French Toast?

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24 Mar 2013

Welcome To Paradise.......in my pants - Green Day

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24 Mar 2013

Im waiting for my daughter to finish making dinner

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24 Mar 2013

Innocent. I may have had to but didnt do it, LOL

Have you ever been at a party and decided to take off your clothes and jump in the pool in front of everyone?

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24 Mar 2013

The concept is great but I just dont see how it would stay on. I have even seen a video of a girl dancing and it fell from under her skirt. And it must have a wire skeleton in order for it to stay on so I dont see how it would be very comfortable either. Ill stick with thongs and g-strings!! And if I am wearing something that is so tight even a micro g-string will show lines, than I will go pantyless!!

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24 Mar 2013

Quote by trinket

I don't think you could make a story like that up!

True. Unless he really lived on North Uranus St or N.Uranus St for short. Then his name would be Dixie N.Uranus

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24 Mar 2013

I guess I am

TPBM has cheated on his/her SO

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24 Mar 2013

Bocce Ball

Watching Golf Or Watching Paint Dry?

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24 Mar 2013

About a 30 min ago, well I did have help, LOL

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24 Mar 2013

Cat

Chocolate Chip or Oatmeal Raisen cookies?

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24 Mar 2013

I actually have used a hairbrush to masturbate when I was a teen. But I used the handle, not the bristles. I have no desire to be fucked by a Porcupine, LOL!

And no, I doubt they design them with masturbation in mind, LOL

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24 Mar 2013

Quote by LadyX
A prescription pain pill (hydrocodone, oxycontin) will knock it out singlehandedly. Short of that, I take four ibuprofens, drink a bunch of water, and nap if possible.

This is what I do before I go to bed. Works 9 out of 10 times for me!!

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24 Mar 2013

Quote by lizzy94
I'm not a regular drinker but after a couple of weeks of college stress I medically needed a night out.
Clubs, hip-hop music, Jack Daniel's - it's all a painful blur...
If anyone has any decent hangover cures I would be very grateful.
I woke up this morning and almost collapsed in shock when I looked in the mirror. A TATTOO!?!? What the fu...
It turned out to be the name 'Clare' and a mobile number scrawled onto my left boob with a marker pen - no idea who she is, what she looks like or how it got there.
Should probably ring her later and find out lol.
Anyway, hangover cures or humorous drunk musings - fire away!

I bet its the Hip-Hop music making you feel sick, not the Jack Daniels, LOL!

I have something that usually works for me but the key is that you have to do it before you go to sleep!!

If I wake up with a hangover, I usually go for a run and it seems to help me. If that doesnt work, start drinking again! HAHA

Please let us know if you call Clare!

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23 Mar 2013

Quote by trinket
My most sensible body part would have to be my vagina. It's got a multitude of uses, giving him pleasure, giving me pleasure, putting babies in, pushing babies out, masturbation, even squirting among other things. I'm pretty sure there isn't another body part that has that many different uses. That sounds like a sensible body part to me, Remember.

As for touching it before sex, I'm afraid that's not an option. Once it's touched, it IS sex, no going back! Do I like to tickle there? Heck yes! but only if it's my own being tickled....