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Quote by LadyX
I think I'm qualified for that job.
(kneels down, lifts exposed penis, examines all sides studiously)
"Let's see here...okay, I see some nice veining here, and that's always a plus, both visually and as friction against the inner walls. I do also see some spiderwebbing though...I'm guessing that means you either used a penis pump or fell for some other gimmick. That will subract some value, but otherwise it's a very nice specimen. The glans is nice and big, and the shaft gets a little wider as it descends, and the women always appreciate that. You're forty years old...I'd say your payday would be much better if you were in your early twenties, but still impressive nonetheless, and it will retain much of its value well into your fifties. Thanks for giving me the opportunity to assess this; I'll price your cock at $16,500."
Quote by secretcharm
Thank you.
Is there a way to search for topics? If not .. I need one.
Quote by fire_starter93
My girlfriends sister and her boyfriend moved in with us awhile back. He drinks all the time and never gets home until after bar time. It was killing her. We finally got her fooling around with some of our friends and it wasn't too long until she was sucking dick and fucking. Were really starting to enjoy it and so is she. We're looking for ideas to take things up a notch without her boyfriend finding out. There's two of my friends and one of my girlfriends who are over almost daily to leave her creampies. It's been going on almost 6 months and her boyfriend doesn't have a clue. Anyone have any ideas?