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20 Feb 2013

Quote by nicola

The owner said to me, "these things happen" and wasn't very apologetic.

If the owner would have said that to me I would have walked into the dining room, stood up on a chair and said

" Excuse me, Forgive me for interupting your dinner but I found a bug in my soup, and when I politely brought it to the attention of the reataurant owner, he said these things happen and shrugged it off as it was no big deal. Now is this the type of place you want to eat"

And then I would have left without paying!! And if the owner said anything to me I would have replied, "these things happen!"

20 Feb 2013

Quote by CurlyGirly

What a great idea.

I'm thinking that Shave and Slumber might be the next party idea for the Big Sandwich. I'll send you the invite, Nikki!

Oh that sounds like fun!! But remember, it is a known fact that Slumber Parties always turn into girl/girl orgies!!

20 Feb 2013

Sex!!

Ok, start with some, end with none.

Nudist Cruise on large cruise ship or Naked Houseboat vacation with 9 friends?

20 Feb 2013

Quote by CurlyGirly

Yes, I have my annual Shave and Slumber party every year. It's B.Y.O.R. (bring your own razor), but I do supply the flavored shaving cream.

To answer your questions:
1. Nope.
2. Mine.
3. Nope.
4. Bedroom or shower.

I'm pretty sure I wouldn't be putting a razor near my bush in a moving elevator or moving horse. Just sayin.

Really? One of the things on my bucket list is to have my pussy shaved by a man dressed as Sir Galahad while I sit on the handle bars of his Harley as we ride down the Pacific Coast Highway. Oh, I almost forgot, Under The Blade by Twisted Sister will be playing on my iPod!!

20 Feb 2013

Water, Tea, Gatorade, Diet Coke until further notice..................................God Help Me!!!

20 Feb 2013

Francesca Eastwood

20 Feb 2013

Surely Would

20 Feb 2013

(The) Zoo - Scorpions

20 Feb 2013

Guilty with someone I already knew, Innocent with a stranger

Have you ever asked or been asked by a complete stranger you just met if they wanted to have sex?

20 Feb 2013

No, but my G-string leaves little to the imagination

The person below me likes missionary position the best

20 Feb 2013

James Hetfield

20 Feb 2013

Quote by CurlyGirly

Although, I have not gotten to the point where I've thrown my used tampon at anyone...yet...

I really wanted a drink so I had to do something else to relieve the stress

But this guy showed up at my door and wouldnt leave, so I threw the first thing I could grab!

20 Feb 2013

Quote by Dancing_Doll
guide for a "Do It Yourself" fake girlfriend.

I hear they have this at Notre Dame!

20 Feb 2013

Quote by Magical_felix
A maggot would be so sick... How I would react would be totally up to my company though. A ten course meal isn't an everyday thing. If I was just with a girl or a family member I would probably ask if they wanted to stay or leave. I would point it out to the waiter and more than likely the meal would be free at a place like this. If I was by myself I would be as gracious as possible and leave, a maggot is just too sick.

If this was some big business meeting type thing though... I would drown the little fucker in sauce and skip that course and pray no one asks "hey you eating that, mind if I do, it was so good, shame to waste it..." Then I would carefully examine all my food after that and proceed with caution.

If it was a business dinner, that would change things a little. I think I would privately tell my boss or whoever organized the dinner and let him/her decide how to proceed but I still do not think I would eat anything else if possible

20 Feb 2013

Unfortunately just Hot Tea. Eight days without alcohol!! Tougher than I thought it would be!!

20 Feb 2013

I shave. I have waxed before and liked the results but it hurt. But I am seriously thinking about trying it again.

20 Feb 2013

Rest In Peace Kurt

20 Feb 2013

In The Park, something so naughty about that!!

Strip for you partner or have partner undress you?

20 Feb 2013

Eight Days, No Drinking!! I think Im handling it pretty well.

My assistant may think otherwise!!

20 Feb 2013

Hot Tea

20 Feb 2013

James Garner

20 Feb 2013

Guilty

Have you ever been part of a group of people watching a couple having sex, either at a party or sex club, etc?

20 Feb 2013

Never Really Tried It

The person below me has had a threesome

20 Feb 2013

G-Spot

Blow Jobs: To completion or just to get him hard?

20 Feb 2013

I love leggings, especially in the winter. Usually wear a g-string but sometimes nothing.

20 Feb 2013

I love doing that to both men and women and knowing how much they are enjoying it just makes me even wetter!! And love it when a woman does it to me too!!

20 Feb 2013

I would quietly complain and not finish the meal. And depending on how they handled the complaint would determine what I did next. If they were sincerely apologetic, i would just let it slide but probably wouldnt return to the restaurant again.

I know things happen and ALL restaurants probably have little crawly things (and worse) in their kitchens. But when I see it first hand it would be hard for me to ever trust them again.

19 Feb 2013

I gave up alcohol for Lent and so far, so good. But I am going to Las Vegas in early March. So it will take a miracle!!

19 Feb 2013

I am trying to go the whole 40 days without alcohol. So far so good!! But I am going to Las Vegas in March so not looking good!!

19 Feb 2013

It Sucks!! Cant believe anyone watches it.