Quote by crazydiamondMother will she tear your little boy apart???
Ooooh ahhhh, Mother will she break my heart?

Quote by Dancing_Doll
I stay invisible 100% of the time and I only respond to BB's from people I know.
Since I don't show up online, I don't get the random solicitations.
But in terms of turning people down, if you're getting a canned message to start with, I wouldn't put much thought behind just not replying at all or being pretty generic with your "not interested" reply.
Quote by Dancing_Doll
You're so lucky. I can't even tell you the number of times I've been busted for noise complaints - mostly partying/music, sometimes what just felt like loud talking/laughing into the really late hours and that one time for sex (but to be fair it went on for quite a few hours and was pretty crazy). I think most people will wait out sex-noise and assume it can only go on for so long. They're probably less chill about it when it hits the 4am mark.
Noise complaints are always frustrating though. These days I feel like I can't even play my iPod at a reasonable decibel past 8pm in a hotel. And some of these hotels, like the 'W' chain are sort of 'meant' to be party hotels on some level. Weird.
Quote by PhareDuFour
(sigh....)
Does this sound familiar to you?
"Hi my name is Mister Sexy. I am a horny, six-foot, 200 pound, body-built stud with a gigantic cock, and i luv wimemz. I luv hot sex, and anal and all kinds of kinky stuff, too. Can we chat soon? Talk to me baby on Sexystud at yahoo.com"
I am starting to get a guilt complex when I push that "reject" button without even replying, because I always feel awful when I think, 'I don't believe we are going to get along whatsoever', and I haven't even given him the benefit of the doubt.
I know the solution is to put on my profile:
"I don't exchange pictures, or chat, or even what to look at your wimpy cock! Get the fuck off my profile before I call the police!"
But that does seem rather drastic. Any suggests for a very polite way to say "fuck off"? I do dislike hurting other peoples' feelings.
Quote by chefkathleen
Would we what with Tommy Lee? Marry him? Go out on a date with him? Travel to Greece with him? Beat the hell out of him?
Let's try to put a little more thought into our questions if we're going to start threads.
Quote by CurlyGirly
YES!!!
It happened this one time after an all-girls' slumber party. We stayed up late having a naked pillow fight and ended up fingering ourselves for some additional naughty fun. Anyway, I had to leave early the next morning for class and was pulled over for speeding. Because I had been using my vibe while driving and was close to orgasm, I accidentally hit the gas too hard and went WAY over the edge and the speed limit. Long story short, my skirt was still hiked up when i was pulled over, so Officer Friendly got quite a show. I didn't get a ticket, but I did get about 20 hours of "personal" community service with him.*
Quote by lafayettemister
Sometimes in my shop we'll get a good looking woman. After she pays and walks towards the door I can't help but to check out her ass. Do women do this? Check out some dude's ass when he's walking away? Do you think to yourself, "nice ass" and go on about your day?