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@Nikki703 - the post, profile and presumably even the username (unless it's an ironic statement) are suffering from a wonderful kind of spelling-deficiency... I like the sound of 'whaching football, baseball and hockey' which I imagine to be a combination of 'watching' and 'whacking-off'...

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I definitely agree with the tshirt thing... And nothing else under it... Sometimes one of my button dress shirts is sexy and definitely a turn on.... But something else that gets me going is for her to wear a baseball cap with the hair out the back in a ponytail..... Very sexy..

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sometimes i use a juicer if im going to drink it. but if like i need lemon juice for something i just cut the lemon in half and ream it out with a fork

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Now that you mention it, how DOES your vagina work? Monday-Friday 8-5? Does it get paid holidays and vacations? If it gets fired, does it get a pink slip?

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When I got tired of answering, I quit doing so, and haven't looked back. One of the benefits of a growing site is that there's a renewable batch of females getting all those questions for the first (and 2nd, and 3rd, and 19th) time.



But none of us can really take umbrage with the questions, can we? After all, it's a sex site. There are, at any given time, several active threads about pubic hair, to say nothing of masturbation, anal sex, and boobs. And since our address doesn't end in .edu, of course they're not (usually, anyway) going to be of any nature other than "I'm going to partially get off, depending on how you answer this."

It comes with the territory. Complaining about pervy questions at a sex stories and chat site is like complaining about nerds on a computer repair message board.

That said, eventually I'll be a good steward of the site and answer a few perv-trivia questions again.

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which juices are we talking about? i have Orange juice in the fridge, but it's not really going anywhere... well, i might have a glass, actually, now that you have me thinking about it...

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Ladies I need your help getting female followers. I love sex (why not) and other things. In order to converse with someone i need someone to add me. Any suggestions.

Quote by AbigailThornton
Wondering whether part of your body is a turn-off "for women" is not healthy. The fact that you're asking the question indicates that you're not comfortable with yourself. Do something about that; either find a way to accept yourself for who you are or change to who you want to be. Once you're happy about yourself, you'll stop worrying what women think. Most women will accept you for who you are if you're happy with yourself.

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In London, they call soccer "football" and get snotty anytime you refer to the NFL or college football as "football." By embracing London and English people in general, that meant I was embracing their definition of "football."

Maybe the real football gods took it personally. That means I have to renounce London, deny that I ever considered moving there permanently, stop saying things like "one of my biggest regrets is never studying abroad there," and go back to despising British people and making Revolutionary War jokes. Consider it done.