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Nikki703
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 57

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Never really gave it any thought. Totally bare is very common today so no reason to be embarrased. I dont have any piercings but if I did I wouldnt be embarrassed or I never would have gotten them. I am sure my doctor has seen it all. Maybe she is bare too.................or dyed blue and Vajazzled, LOL!!
I dont live with my current partner (3+yrs). Maybe that is why it works so well and we are HAPPY!!
I think the Olympics are great in that they bring countries together to root for their athletes. I love seeing the USA do well. But I like the Winter Olympics much more. I am more into watching winter sports, the locations are usually much more attractive and I generally have more time to sit by the TV in February than I will in July.

As for the London Olympics, Im sure they will put on a great show. I will most probably watch the opening and closing ceremonies and maybe some martial arts and gymnastics, maybe equestrian events too assuming they are televised. Not really into many of the other events, but I will be paying attention to see how everyone is doing.

I love to run, but watching someone run is boring, LOL!!
Somewhere in the middle. I love the bad boy look but not really into bad boys. He must be a nice guy, not a wimpy yes dear, whatever you say dear pushover, but a just a nice guy. But he also must have that "bad-boy" attitude hidden in there somewhere!!

Kind of like the saying for women, " lady at dinner, whore in bed" or however it goes, I want a gentlemen at dinner but a Rock Star in bed!!
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SlipperyWhen Wet your profile is just fine. I enjoyed looking at it. It may be shorter than mine or very similar in length. Obviously Dancing_Doll's profile is a huge success, just look at her story follower list and friend's list.

The complaining about your profile is just some jealous snot heads being whiny and bitchy. They gotta cry about something. Offer them a tissue.


I think DD's profile is great, but the main reason she has so many friends and followers is because she writes AMAZING stories and her delicious sexually adventurous attitude!!
Do you wake up and get off before getting out of bed? Sometimes but I usually masturbate in the shower after my morning run

How often do you get the morning urge? Usually every morning, great way to start the day!!

Is it with fingers or a toy? Can be either or both

Approximately how long does it take? 5 - 20 minutes, depends on mood and what Im thinking about

Do you prefer silence or background noise (radio, shower noise)? Well since its usually in the shower...............................

Is it a better orgasm than other times of day? Its great anytime of the day!!!
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I'm trying not to make this sound like a rant. But someone who shan't (lol, shan't) be named sent me a PM saying my profile had too much going on and that I, and I quote, "Am taking this thing waaay too seriously. People come here for sex. Not to see you trying to be Ms. Popularity." I was too caught off guard and the message was too ridiculous for me to even attempt to be offended. I should also note that this person's profile was bare and lacking in even an avatar. And the gender was left ambiguous. I'm not even sure how said person stumbled across my profile in my lowly corner of Lush. I mean I'm chalking it up to disgruntled boredom. Which I didn't even know existed until about 3 minutes ago. But I digress. It just all seemed rather bazaar to me.

Has anyone else been criticized (and I use the term loosely in this case) because of something so trivial as your Lush Profile??


I have gotten critcized for many things on Lush but never had anyone criticize my profile. I am actually surprised if they even read it. Your profile is awesome although I am not a fan of your music choices, HAHA!! But Im sure you would probably hate mine based on your profile.

Next time you get a PM critcizing it, appologize to them and tell them your main goal in life was to write a profile they like!!
When I first read the original post I felt bad for this woman. But after thinking about it for a while I really dont feel bad for her because she is letting this happen. She was described as "fun to fuck, more fun to ditch" type of girl, "the fat girl who is easy". She goes out with these hot guys who just want to fuck her and then they call her fat. But then when they call her again she is ready for round 2. Im sorry but that is PATHETIC!!!

She needs to have some self-respect and tell these guys to FUCK OFF!! She sets her sights on 10's and will only go with hot guys and then says "she is good enough to fuck but to good enough to date". Meanwhile she wont date a 6 or a 7 who may want her for her a,d not an easy lay. So she is treating the 6/7 the same way she is being treated. I know some very beautiful women who are the same way. They let these guys fuck them and treat them like shit beacsue they have no self-respect. And I also know several women who are overweight but also very beautiful and confident and they have no problem getting hot guys to DATE them beacuse of personality and confidence and not because they are easy fucks!!

To the OP, you seem like you are a good friend to her but there is only so much you can do. She has to fix herself and it seems obvious in her mind there isnt anything wrong with her, its everyone else who has the problems.

I am sorry if I sound harsh and uncaring, but people need to look in the mirror before they blame everything bad that happens to them on someone else!!
I agree with DD, the Soraya is the best for sure. And if you search you can find it for much less than on the Lelo site!!
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Best I could do at short notice...



HAHA!! I just posted the same chart in "Ask the Guys"
Since there is a Vagina ID Chart in "ask the gals", It's only fair the guys have one for their Penis. Which type are you ,not necessarily the length but the type? BE HONEST!!


I am kind of in between #4 or #23 although my lips do not protrude that far, just enough that you can easily lick them!!
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Funny, I have gotten asked this on several occasions (three that I can think of offhand with close friends and their SO's). I've always declined. I just think it would be too weird, and I'd be paranoid about fucking up the friendship, even inadvertently. It's just not worth it and too risky to roll the dice that way if you value the friendship.

It's a fun fantasy though...


I pretty much agree thats why I said maybe. But I have one friend who is so hot as is her hubby and if they offered it would be really hard to say NO!!

But, yes it is a great fantasy!!
No, I never have and never would. My friends mean too much to me. Maybe if it was part of a threesome, maybe!!
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Never had anal; don't really want to. As I have said numerous times in my daily life and on Lush, the vagina is designed to have a penis put in it; the anus is not.


And the vibrator was designed to treat female hysteria!! LOL

Technically the mouth wasnt designed to have a penis put in it either but I bet you like that, HAHA!!
Sometimes, depends on the party. There are many ways to be sexy without showing off your body!! But sometimes I like to show it off too, like I said depends on the party, LOL!!
I like porn from the 80's and 90's more than the newer stuff some of my favorites are

Tracey Adams



Kylie Ireland



Julia Ann



Of the newer girls, I like

Kirsten Price



Tori Black



Lannie Barbie



And as far as guys,

Evan Stone (Love long hair, lol)




There are many others I like. I tend to like the girls who are a little dirty and who can act a little too and not just look HOT!
I have fantasies about it but have never done it in real life and to be honest, I dont think I really want to. Maybe 3 guys but that is about as far as I could ever think of going. Somethings are best left as fantasies. But when I do fantasize about it it is very hot and dirty.
I came to Lush to read the stories. I didnt realize you could read them without joining so thats why I joined. Eventually I found the forum and then made some wonderful friends. Now it is my friends who keep me here!!
Not obsessed but I really like Leverage. Cant wait for new episodes to start July 15!