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Nikki703
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Quote by Buz
NO FLOWERS!!!!!

The unusually warm winter and early spring sent all the azalea bushes and dogwood trees into an early bloom period and now most of them have already lost their blooms before The Masters got underway.

So folks! It ain't gonna look as pretty on TV this year!

I look forward to Friday afternoon when I arrive in Augusta!!!!!!



No Azaleas, No Dogwoods!! Snoozefest!! HAHA!! Think Ill watch Caddyshack instead!!

But seriously, hope all you golf fanatics enjoy watching it!! Do they normally play this on Easter Sunday? Seems kind of a strange day to play something as big as this.
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I love outdoor sex. It is always a spontaneous thing for me.

I also like to masturbate outdoors. One time when I went out for a run and felt the need, I found a nice place in the woods, took my clothes off, fingered myself in the sunshine till I had an explosive orgasm. I nearly lost my keys in the leaves. Took me at least 10 minutes to find them, but it was worth it!


HAHA!! I often get the urge to masturbate when running. Usually I run at 6AM so no one is around so I find lots of fun places to masturbate.

I love sex outdoors. I have sex in my backyard or in my pool every chance I get. And sex in the woods is so invigorating!!
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I just looked at the typical menu on ice-cream trucks and wow, it's changed from when I was a kid.

I was totally ecstatic to get those tri-coloured popsicle spaceship thingies - now I see you can buy like a quart of ice-cream in a tub. The super-size generation needs to be redirected to 'normal kid' portion control.

Ice-cream trucks have always been around - you can still get the "fun" of running up to the truck on a hot summer day and getting a treat, but just be mindful of what your kid gets to choose or don't hand over a $20 and expect that they won't go for the Ben & Jerry Chunky Monkey option.

Look at the menu, then pick three reasonable options for Timmy to choose from on that given day. If you do let him splurge once in a while, then cut back on other snacks or how much he eats at dinner - substitute something healthy instead of doing the usual Friday pizza night. It's not rocket-science.


When I was a kid, the Ice Cream truck sold more than ice cream, LOL!!
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I heard they were re-thinking that decision. Maybe it was just a blip to get you to watch the news segment.


I heard they are letting her in!! Oh Canada!!!
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I think they should ban the Ice Cream vendors from the city parks. For years they have been taking up valuable space that could be used by crack and meth dealers!! Replacing ice cream with something wholesome like crack or meth is sure to help the fight angainst child obesity.

"Mommy, can I have some meth?" "OK, as long as you dont have ice cream before dinner"

Relax people, it's not going to happen. Or as they say in Brooklyn, "Yous people are gettin' mentally irregular here, our youts will still have their ice cream!!!"
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I keep myself bare, mainly because it is just find it easier than having to keeping it trimmed. But I do find a neat landing strip incredibly sexy too.
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Some tattoos are very beautiful and yes I would call them art. Ii am not a fan of very large tattoos but some are simply amazing and even more so when you consider the "canvas" the artist is working with.

I would never get a large tattoo, especially with my fear of needles. I do have a small one I got when I was a very drunk teen. But it is not anything special.
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We're just having fun Winky, feel free to join in, the water's lovely...


I dont think this was all meant to disrespect Winky, well at least I hope not. Just having some fun.

I tend to agree with her that sometimes the forum does get a little stale, but it then picks up. Like everything in life, it has its ups and downs!!

But we are still lucky to have it!!
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I think it's probably better drunk. Alas, not an option for me. I'm high on life and herbal tea


Soon your life will be anything but boring!! Oh the memories,Mostly great ones!!
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How dare you derail the derailment of a thread with no rail to begin with?


Its late here, Im trying to decypher this. Besides, Im so bored and the words all look the same. OK, now I get it.
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As someone who lost my mom and dad to cancer, I love what she said in her profile.
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Winky took matters into her own hands with this thread, which is not boring LOL.


Too many people here seem to be taking matters into their own hands. Maybe thats why they are so bored, LOL!!
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Bet that nude beach is looking good right about now!!!
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Bull shit total bull shit.

First if you went to pick up tickets at the stadium you would have had to go to will call. The tickets would have had to be in your name and you would have shown government identification (drivers license or passport) to get the tickets.

Second, play off tickets are sold separately from the regular season, and if your company actually had the $ to buy/advertise/sponsor for 12 'box' tickets the team more than likely would have delivered the tickets in person, more than likely with a little extra team swag.

So not only do I call bull shit, but FREAKING BULL SHIT! Which makes you completely dishonest!


Absolutely agree!!!

And even if it did work the way the original poster said, I never would have gone to the stadium to ask for them.

So to answer your question, Yes, I am very honest!! You are not!!
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You Think Your Getting Soup........................No Soup For You!! Come Back, 1 Year!!!
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the ones Ash and Xuani write smile


I agree and of course anything Her Royal Spriteness writes too!!!
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I would, and I have. I just visited this place last summer (went with two other girl friends) ...





Well if you were the friend that invited me, than I would go for sure!!
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Next time I sit on a duffle bag Ill let you know. I am still trying to have an orgasm while sitting on a speaker. it worked in Howard Stern's movie right? And Howard wouldnt lie!!
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this might sound like a crazy question but I added a naked pic to my profile and I was also reading a blog post about women and how much pudic hair they thought a man should have. What you you think if you were one of the girls who posted and you received my pic asking for your opinions?


It might be better to contact her and ask her if she would be willing to critique your manscape. I know if I got an unsolicited pic(BTW, I would never solicit nude pics of men or women) of some guys cock I would delete it.

Now if a friend wanted to share pics of themsleves with me, then that is another story. But not someone I didnt know!!
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I know some people who would tell my head is in my ass, so I guess we will go with that!!
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Nikki, I have no idea why "My Favorite Things" from the Sound of Music popped into my head when I read your post. Your answers are way better than "woolen mittens" and "brown paper packages tied up with string!!"



HAHA!! Well if it makes you feel any better, I do like girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes, silver white winters that melt into springs and wild geese that fly with the moon on their wings. But I am not crazy about snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes.

But I am still sticking with my original choices!!!
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