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Nikki703
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 57
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(That's what anal beads & butt plugs are for though!)
Anal Beads are one of the greatest creations ever, right after Peanut Butter, Don Julio Tequila, Key Lime Pie, Thongs, and Jessica Biel.................Not necessarily in that order!!! LOL
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It does not help that our dicks change size several times throughout the day and often become erect even if we are not even thinking about sex or anything remotely sexy. I have heard of penis implants that mostly give the cock more girth.
"OH SHIT! She wants me to undress now! But I've been in the pool!!!!!"
You mean Shrinkage? LOL
Hi Nikki! Yes, shrinkage! Sometimes a guy can pull his shorts down and see that thing hanging extra low and thick and think, "Oh yea! If she could see me now!!!!"
Then other times he pulls his shorts down and panics, "Where did it go!!!!" "Call the cops! Grand theft penis!" "Someone has stolen my cock!"
There just is no consistency! can you imagine the frustration if your boobs changed size drastically throughout the day?
Maybe God is a woman and has a mischievous sense of humor.
As Elaine Said, " I Dont Know How You Guys Walk Around With Those Things", LOL!!
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Nikki and adele were embarrassed to admit that Hap's T-shirt message was having a strange effect on them, luckily they now have shots for that.
Hap got this special smart phone( see below) and wanted to use it to see Adele naked, but he misitakenly used it on............................................
Hap got this special smart phone( see below) and wanted to use it to see Adele naked, but he misitakenly used it on............................................
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It does not help that our dicks change size several times throughout the day and often become erect even if we are not even thinking about sex or anything remotely sexy. I have heard of penis implants that mostly give the cock more girth.
"OH SHIT! She wants me to undress now! But I've been in the pool!!!!!"
You mean Shrinkage? LOL
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Quote by WellMadeMaleQuote by Nikki703
Why do guys obsess on cock size? Women dont obsess on boob size, do we?
No Nikki, we obsess on boob size too. And ass size and waist size.
We pretty much obsess on dimensions...which leads to dementia.
I do not know what women obsess upon, however.
AGE!!! LOL
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Quote by LusciousLolaQuote by chris123123
maybe not in my face, i really want so experince and girl actually properlly squirting or the mythical female ejeculation...but think that is just a porn film myth!!
Female ejaculation is not a myth. I bet at least most of it in porn is faked, but I have done it a few times myself.
I have squirted too, but never like you see in porn movies. More of a gush than a jet like in Porn
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Do you mean anal sex ISN'T normal?
It's Normal To Me!!! LOL
Would It Be An Anal Cherry Or Some Other Fruit? Maybe A Rasberry!!
As For The Original Question, I Knew A Girl When I Was A Teen Who Did Anal First. Believe It Or Not It Was Her Mother Who Told Her That Would Be Better Since She Wont Get Pregnant!!!
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No Offense, but this is one of the more rediculous posts I've seen. In reality, how much difference is there in the thickness of a flacid cock between a huge guy and small guy. Not enough where you need to wear special size underware. And to compare it to breast size is crazy. To put in perspective if a small guy of 4" long and 1" thick is equivalent to an A cup, then a DD would be about 2 feet long and about 4" thick. And although I have seen guys here claim to be 3 or 4" thick, they are lying. Think of this, a DVD is acout 4 1/2" wide, enough said!
Why do guys obsess on cock size? Women dont obsess on boob size, do we?
Why do guys obsess on cock size? Women dont obsess on boob size, do we?
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Of Course!! I think it is so hot if the guy licks my pussy after he cums in me. But I think this is a question more for the guys as the guy may object to this more than the girl would.
BTW, there is a thread on "Ask the Gals" already about this, Creampie Eating!!
BTW, there is a thread on "Ask the Gals" already about this, Creampie Eating!!
