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Nikki703
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 57

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Quote by ArtMan
Help me! I am guilty of 4 of the squares on Ashleigh's Bad Date Bingo game.
1- I once wore shiny black shoes (She even said, "What's with those shoes?")
2- I was once late (She got even with me by being late for many dates after that!)
3- I was once hungover (unfortunately she went out with me again, and again and married me, in hind sight I wish she had dumped me right away.)
4- I once constantly checked my phone (my parents had been in a car accident and I couldn't get a flight out until the next morning, so I went out on a planned date anyhow, mom kept calling because dad was in pretty bad shape. He recovered fine. The date didn't.


Constantly checking your phone for the reason you did would not be a problem with me, especially if I knew why. Never have to apologize for worrying about your family.
Well bad breath is always a bad thing but so many of these are no-no's with me. But the worst has to be the combination of constantly checking his phone and talking about himself all night. I once went out with a guy who constantly told me how great he was and how much money he made, and that missing an important call could cost him to lose much money. Even late at night he kept telling me how he was expecting a call from Europe about a big deal. I can deal with most things but not someone who brags about himself and is arrogant. And I later found out that he was pretty much full of shit too.

Another thing that pisses me off that wasnt on the list is the control freak. Has anyone ever dated a guy that after you ordered dinner, told the waiter she doesnt want that and ordered for you. And not beacuse what I ordered was too expensive but because he had to be in control. I let it slide once but later that night, he tried it again with drink order when we went to a club so I just left!!! God I hate that!!!
True, Hope You Are OK!

Mine Was True About Haunted House

I Was A Virgin When I Got Married(20yo)
I went to a palm reader, after she looked at my love line she asked why are your hands so callused?


When I went to the supermarket yesterday, I saw 2 guys in the vegetable aisle and they were...........................
I have great respect for a man or woman in a military uniform but as far as sexual, it does nothing for me. But I guess Im in the minority!
was walking along the redwoods and i saw a couple fighting like cats and dogs... the issue was which one would dress up like little red riding hood and be ravaged by the big bad wolf and his friends.


One day I ordered a pizza and decided that I would tease the delivery guy and answer the door naked. The doorbell rang and when I opened the door it was not the pizza guy, it was...................
Lola has a uncontrolable desire to give Nikki a massage! Well maybe its me that has the desire, LOL!!

Tami And Lola Want To Sit In A Hot Tub With A Waterproof Vibe And 2................
- Physically fit and athletic, but not the perfect specimen
- Open-minded in everything
- Well groomed but also a bit rough in appearance
- Long Hair, preferably dark hair
- Motivated
- Confident
- Intelligent, but not arrogant
- A great, maybe even a little twisted sense of humor
- Adventurous/dirty in bed, wiling to push the envelope
- Loyal
- Honest
- Passionate about what is important to him
- Playful
- An equal
- Willing to share!
The only way Lush would be worse is if all the guys were required to have "ACCURATE'" pics of their cocks as an avatar.

If I Could Only Post On Lush Once A Day It Would Be...............................
Thats What She Said!! Then He Noticed I Was Leaking Some Some Fluids And Told He Had The Perfect Tool To Plug My Leak!
Mine Is Pretty Simple, My Name is Nikki And July 3 (7/03) Is My Birthday. Just Plain Nikki Was Already Taken When I Joined Lush.
WOW!! Great party, hope I was invited!!

Id wear something like this



Then put this on for the Hot Tub



And this is what i would be drinking



As for music, whil I prefer classic rock, Im very flexible!!
True, Bet That Was Interesting!

Mine Was True, One Of Many Colors Back In My Rocker Days

I Once Gave A Guy Oral In An Amusement Park Haunted House
Quote by robart88
two.......enough to replace their parents!


what is your favorite sexual fantasy?


There Is No "How Many Times Question", But My Favorite Fantasy Is To Have An Orgy With 10 Hot Girls So At Least It Involves A Number!!

How Many Times Have You Fantasized About a Family Member Of Your S.O.?
Guilty

Ever Had Sex With 2 Or More Members (Not Necessarily At Same Time) Of The Same Family?
False

Totally FALSE!! And Its Not In My Future Plans, Why Ruin A Good Thing!

I Once Dyed My Hair Purple
I Hope False

Mine Was Sort Of True, I Dont Hate Jewelry But Never Over Do It Either

BTW, I Always Thought LM Prefered To Wear Womens Thongs, LOL

I Got Married Over The Weekend
When I was a teenage, I, LM, fantasized about Betty White, damn, I still do!

The first thing I did after my divorce was....................
False, Not Totally Addicted

Mine Was True, I Love Winter!

I Hate To Wear Jewelry
Such a shame to lose such a talented but troubled person. I was not a fan of her music but I hate to see anyone leave us so young. It really is a strange thing about 27 for musicians. probably just a coincidence but still makes you wonder. I know my mom was a big Doors fan and I remember her telling me about hearing of Jim Morrison's passing on my second birthday. And now I see that Brian Jones died the day I was born. I am not sure why but that makes me feel even sadder about the loss of so many talented people.

R.I.P Amy