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Nikki703
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 57
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Quote by Dani
This is the rim job that keeps on giving.
That's right, a Belgian chocolate company provides gourmet chocolate crafted from the cast of an actual asshole. Order yours here, in time for Valentine's Day.
MMMMMMMMMMM, I love it, ethnic diversity!! But I do believe #5 and #7 over did the bleaching just a little, LOL!!
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Quote by mrd82
the consequences aren't cool. you shell out a bunch of money to support a habit that makes everything you own smell bad and wrecks your health. don't get me wrong; i'm not supporting or defending a nasty habit.
i'm just saying this fucker happens to look like a badass:
First off, I don't think it is a "Cigarette" that he is smoking.
Secondly, its not the "cigarette" that makes Johnny Cash a Badass!! He would be the same badass with a lollipop in his mouth!
Can we continue into the morning? 
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Quote by mrd82
i'm not sure about erotic, but smoking sure as hell makes you look cool. i say that as a non-smoker other than the occasional cigar.
What about smoking makes you look cool? Just curious
I grew up with both parents smoking and my father eventually dying from Lung Cancer, I think it looks about as cool as putting a loaded gun in your mouth and pulling the trigger!
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Quote by Dani
There's really only one thing you can do in a situation like this:
Accept the contact for the challenge that it is, rip off your shirt and/or bra, and formally challenge her to a titty fight. This is done by screaming "TITTY FIGHT!" In response, your soon to be opponent will also rip off her shirt/bra as acceptance of your challenge.
Most bystanders know what to do in these situations, so someone will procure a six-pack of butterscotch pudding. Don't ask questions, just accept it. Your instincts will tell you what to do with it when the time comes.
Now, the chesticle battle begins! Place your hands behind your head or your arms at your sides and sway in a left-to-right motion. Your opponent will follow suit, and your boobages will engage in a slap-battle.
The last one standing wins.
Sometimes an up and down motion works better on a crowded train since the ability to go side to side may me limited!
