The Late Great Gary Moore, Absolutely AMAZING!! Jimi would have loved it I'm sure!
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Nikki703
Over 90 days ago
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Quote by dpw
WTF! No way, it must be a scam, surely.
Is one testicle attached to each?
Does he piss out of both?
Morning wood must be a problem. Hell, buying underwear must be a problem.
How about a made to measure suit.
"Do you dress to the left or the right, Sir?"
"Both!"
All very good points!! But on the positive side
He can use Lefty while rRghty rests up and then when finished he has a fresh cock waiting in the bullpen for Rd 2.
If he is Bi, he can get a BJ from a man and a woman at same time................2 cocks, No Waiting!
He can get Lefty Circumcised and leave Righty Au Natural so no matter your preference he is ready to go.
He can do a DP all by himself.
Of course going to the bathroom can be a problem, but with proper planning that too can be over come!
For those who want to know more or the pros and cons of being Double Dicked, LOL!
http://metro.co.uk/2015/01/01/my-life-with-two-penises-man-with-double-penis-has-written-a-tell-all-memoir-5006278/
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Honestly, if someone is anxious about it, I think the best position is lying flat on your stomach or with a small pillow under the pelvis. It's a more shallow entry and you won't feel as vulnerable as being totally opened up on your knees or with your legs up in the air. This position still gives you a bit of control to sink down (avoid) or rise up (deepen the penetration) and generally squirm or shift away completely if it gets to be too much or you need to stop.
So... basically - as everyone says - use lots of lube, relax... try to have a regular orgasm first if you can. Make sure to use fingers or even a small toy so you can get a feeling for what it feels like to receive anal penetration.
When the guy inserts, after the head goes in, it's best if he pauses for a bit to allow your sphincter muscle to relax. The first instinct may be to tighten up and force his dick out. After maybe 5-10 seconds, it relaxes and then you're basically home free and it starts to feel good. Let him know to wait for your signal that you're ready. Then he can slide in all the way and start thrusting. If the thrusting gets to be too much, he can also vary it bit by moving his hips in a circle or grinding - it doesn't have to be all 'in and out'. You may even want to have your own hand between your legs or use a little clit-vibe on yourself at the same time.
And most importantly - make sure he knows that 'stop' means 'stop' - just incase things get too intense or you need to slow down at some point.
If any of this is freaking you out - don't worry. Many people who do first-time anal don't even talk about it beforehand. I didn't. Everything went fine.
You better listen to her Tranquill, she's Pre-Med! LOL
But seriously, this is great advice. To me the key is to try your own fingers first to get an idea how it feels and once you are used to it maybe a toy. Talk about it with him and make sure he knows how you feel before you try it. Then Go slow, lots of lube and R-E-L-A-X!! Maybe a few drinks to help out with that! And most of all ENJOY!!
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Gotta admit, that was my first thought!
Was my first thought too. Imagine that, having a DP without having to deal with the potential problems a threesome sometimes brings. Now if there can only be a mutation where the guy had a Diphallic Penis with a built in Clit Stimulator.............Oh the possibilities!! LOL
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I got caught once as a teen. We snuck in at night and suddenly the lights came on. We managed to get out and run away before we were recognized.
I have been watched having sex in a pool several times as an adult, but not sure if the person watching knew that I knew they were watching.
I have been watched having sex in a pool several times as an adult, but not sure if the person watching knew that I knew they were watching.
