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NoahBody
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 69
United States
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I prefer mine natural...if you're going to wear makeup, wear very little. I don't want to date a raccoon. Real hair color please. I have never ran into so many females that have dyed their hair until I moved to TN (at least stick to your original hair color if you're going to dye it) I've actually seen some very beautiful females who weren't afraid to show off their gray hair. And last but not least I want real breasts, I'd take a pair of 34 A or B's over a set of 38DDD's any day! But all is forgiven as long as they are REAL.
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I actually met my wife compliments of Match.com...we've been happily married the past five and a half years. It's a double edged sword. I've met some real losers, but then again I met the first woman who had to "prove" to me that some women swallowed (and that was our first date) LOL. My only advice would be male or female always meet in a public place until you are comfortable with one another, and if it doesn't work out, don't pursue it. Everybody has their own taste.
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Ummmm...full arm tatoos on females and guys who are thirty/forty something wearing their hats backwards, or it could be bald headed guys with ponytails,or bald headed females (providing she's not sick), people who drag (scuff) their feet when they walk...want more?
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I think getting one at a non-nude beach/pool would be number one...a few years ago when I lived in an apartment, I used to get them quite frequently by the pool (read my story Vacation), which meant that I spent a lot of time in the water and took care of the 'problem' upon returning to my apartment.
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I've got a light brown ring just under the head BUT it doesn't go halfway down my shaft...thank goodness for that, because if that was the case I'd only be about three inches long! LOL As it turns out, my ring is only about three quarters of an inch wide, so the rest of me is a 'normal' flesh-tone color.
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I know I'm in the wrong forum but I couldn't help but respond...
Personally I think it's a slimy thing to do (after all if she trusted you enough to let you take them, she should be able to trust you enough NOT to post them). Then again you've got females out there posting their own pics too, so what's up with that? My wife won't even let me videotape us for fear of it getting out on the web somehow, and we've been married a number of years. But I'm sure there are stupid, mindless little boys out there that are proud of their 'conquests' and have to post pics online as a way to try and validate their manhood.
Personally I think it's a slimy thing to do (after all if she trusted you enough to let you take them, she should be able to trust you enough NOT to post them). Then again you've got females out there posting their own pics too, so what's up with that? My wife won't even let me videotape us for fear of it getting out on the web somehow, and we've been married a number of years. But I'm sure there are stupid, mindless little boys out there that are proud of their 'conquests' and have to post pics online as a way to try and validate their manhood.
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Sorry, but I do enjoy the comfort of our king sized bed. When I was a tad younger it used to be the beach. But now we're a little older so the bed is comfortable with lots of room, and velcro hand and footcuffs tucked away securely underneath. Not to mention our toy box.
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Close cropped is nice. You can find a shaved pussy just about anywhere nowadays. The novelty has definitely run it's course. I don't know, there's something extremely visually stimulating when you see a woman's wet patch of pubic hair. And I personally enjoy looking at the slightest bit of pink peering out from just beyond the bush. As long as she's not that hairy that you gag on a hair every five seconds, it's hairy for me!!!
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Non pierced thank you very much...I prefer my nipples naturally, much the same way I prefer my breasts in general. I prefer the texture of a rubbery nipple over some steel rod any day. Sorry,I don't like the nose, lip, eyebrow, cheek, labia or any other place like that pierced either. A belly button I can handle, but I'd still prefer not. Maybe it's my age, LOL. And no on the full arm tattoos too...if I wanted to date a sailor I would have stayed in the Navy. That has got to be the ugliest idea that anybody ever had the idea to come up with.
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Boy, is that a tough one. Throughout my life I've been attracted to females of all shapes and sizes, and to this day there's a wide variety of women I see that I would consider beautiful and/or sexy. Depending on the flavor of the day, it could be her face, her ass (I love a shapely backside in a pair of tight bluejeans) or maybe even her hair. I don't put a big emphasis on breast size, for that's probably the last thing I look at. Then again it comes down to conversation, does she communicate well and stimulate my brain as well as my cock. I have dated women in the 115-275+ pound range and each one has brought something different to the table. I guess the number one deciding factor would be...Does she find ME attractive?
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Being a very young,active 54 year old I have the envious position of ENJOYING that stage of my life right now. I am currently friends with a young female at work, she is 25 and there is a definite attraction between us. But being older I know better than to not let it go any further than innocent flirtations. We both enjoy the fun we have, so why spoil it? I've told my male friends that I'd fuck her in a minute, but only if I was single and unattached. We enjoy each others company and the talk about us is incessant, but we don't let that bother either one of us. In the meantime, she makes wonderful fantasy material (as based on one of my stories listed on here). I've masturbated many a times with thoughts of her and just how HOT I think she is. In fact she has been told by me personally if I could only be half my age and single again...I'm absolutely certain that we would be a couple doing the horizontal bop (or whatever other position she prefers...I think she'd be a great one on top, she has the perfect build for it). Anyway...
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My first wife was so afraid of getting pregnant that I had no choice than to cum on her. I made the mistake once of cumming inside of her and she threatened me with cutting my balls off if I ever did it again. Needless to say, we eventually divorced. My wife right now prefers that I cum as deep inside her as I possibly can, and I actually find that more pleasurable as well.
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Surprise me by waking me up to a good blowjob (and yes, I am being serious). Every woman I've ever been to bed with has ever done that to me. I'm clean, so it has nothing to do with my hygiene. I've only had one that actually blew me from beginning to end (to prove to me that some girls DO swallow). Anyway...surprise me with that ever elusive blowjob.
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This is a rather bizarre question...
but what guy wouldn't like a petite girl? LOL
On the other hand, as a guy who was rather short in his teenage years (4'5" my freshman year in high school), it's a double standard. Now I'm a whopping 5'6" and girls/women still shy away from me. I've even tried dating petite women.to no avail. Eventually I met a woman who was the same size of me and it all worked out.
but what guy wouldn't like a petite girl? LOL
On the other hand, as a guy who was rather short in his teenage years (4'5" my freshman year in high school), it's a double standard. Now I'm a whopping 5'6" and girls/women still shy away from me. I've even tried dating petite women.to no avail. Eventually I met a woman who was the same size of me and it all worked out.
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Personally I'd stick with the REAL a little droopy...
You're never going to look like you were 18 again, no matter how hard you try or how much money you invest. Stay within your age and look beautiful regardless, it all stems on how you feel on the inside. Feel good about yourself and the rest comes naturally.
You're never going to look like you were 18 again, no matter how hard you try or how much money you invest. Stay within your age and look beautiful regardless, it all stems on how you feel on the inside. Feel good about yourself and the rest comes naturally.
