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NymphWriter
2 months ago
Bisexual Female, 56
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I enjoy pizza with pineapple, mushrooms, and occasionally black olives. I don't care if any one agrees with me or not, because that means I don't have to share my pizza.
Here's the thing some members don't get... Lush has some of the best turn-around times for stories compared to "other" sites. That's the price you pay to have real human beings (except for Buz who's a sex cyborg from the future) read and verify these stories. Remember, holidays combined with story comps equal delays.

And damn you Liz for showing off your boobs.
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Nah. I'm pretty good at adapting.


True... it's what makes you so awesome.
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Can we get a different colored background maybe? It's been red forever. Blue, black or grey would be nice. Isn't that just CSS coding?

Maybe navy blue with a gold trim or black with a grey trim would make it pop.

I guess I'm the only one sick of the red?


Blue is connected to the "other" site, but I do see your logic of a different color.

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if the interface changed a little, you could add more branding. Or even have a logo made or whatnot. I made a few to show you.






just spruce it up?

the red or perhaps a new color could be expanded slightly. just my

You could have a slogan contest, and the winner gets a membership. idk


I do like these, though I might say, "Welcome to Lush. Explore your fantasies." or something like that. And the light blue is very pretty.
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So yeah...this is the Think Tank, where discussions happen. Can we lay off the excessive memes? Create a separate thread for it in another part of the forums if posting Trump memes is that important to you, but it's beyond ridiculous to have page after page of memes and cartoons in threads meant for actual discussions.

Please and thanks.


Feeling ignored yet?
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I agree with the comment removal issue. It's only going to cause problems. I have no idea why it was added in the first place!

I've sent a message to Gav, asking if he can fix it up. It's clearly a bug. The setting only have the option of sending a message when someone has actually posted on one of your stories, not when they remove one.


Thank you Nicola for addressing this even if Jack did bring it up... clearly it was something that upset the shit out of him.

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@ oceanrunner - I think the issue is the way in which the database stores information. It can only be allocated fully to one member, otherwise there are duplication issues.

We'd have to change the site design, to allow the listing of 2 authors on the story page. It's doable.

Having an RR / EP allocated to both authors, makes sense. That would be a minor code change I believe.

We get so few stories co-written, it's a question of allocating resources, to changing things around.


And thank you to Oceanrunner for bringing this up and double thank you to Nicola for looking into fixing this.
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i third this. i have no desire, or need, to know who deletes comments from my work.


Well, it seems that not only is this an issue for Jack, but a few others as well. And there is appears to be a serial commenter who comments and deletes their comments. Except for the last two sentences in his post, I do agree with Jack, there is no need to know if a comment is deleted.

As to his last two sentences... if Jack hates RRs and "perfect scores" so much... maybe he should request his RRs be removed and make all his stories unscorable. I'm sure Nicola or another Senior Mod can do this for him.
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In the future, MF has been elected Chairman of the Counsel to Obliterate Fun.


Doesn't he already have that job?
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Having finished another collaboration, this time as the secondary author, I'd like to repeat a request I, and others, have made before.

Could there be consideration given to having both authors share more completely in the fruits of being the author? That is, to having the story be considered more really and truly belonging to both authors in terms of how it is displayed, alerted, and perhaps even rewarded.

I think it's been a huge step forward to have the collaborator badge, and even more so, the list of stories on your profile that you weren't the main author on. It's great when you browse others' profiles and are able to see at a glance other stories those authors were involved in.

Still, I feel as if things could be a bit more even. For example, I'm pretty sure being the secondary author doesn't generate one of those alerts to the secondary author's followers. I have a decent number of followers, but I don't think they necessarily get informed that I have a hand in a new story that's out. If they liked my work enough to follow me, they might want to know about a collaboration I've done.

On the home page, only the primary author's name and avatar appear on the story. Perhaps both authors' could appear.

Finally, I do think something like an RR should accrue to both authors' stats, but that's a more minor, ego-centric issue. (If the fear is that the story is double dipping, that is, being counted twice, I would point out that this is already happening with the numbers in the collaborator badge. Both authors' numbers go up in that badge, even though it's a single shared story, but only one author's author badge or RR badge number goes up.)

Collaboration can lead to some interesting results. The site has made neat strides lately in giving a sort of tangible reward, or incentive, depending on how you look at it, towards collaboration.

I think things could be a bit more even. Obviously, some collaborations are one-sided, and there is a clear "main author." Other times things are not quite so clear cut.

thanks for considering it.


I totally agree... though I was happy when you got the badge regardless if you the primary or the secondary.
So let me get this straight... Sprite's a cat (which honestly we all already knew), Buz is a shape shifter (explains his cock), MadMartigan is a ghost and there are only 97 of us who are real.

All I have to say is this...

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After waiting all these long days for the exciting moment to arrive, I can’t help but wonder what all of you will think if at the last moment, the following message suddenly appears from our very secretive Sprite. Something to the effect of, ‘Due to unforeseen circumstances, the announcement will be made at a later date.’

After even suggesting such an occurrence, is it still safe for me to hang out around here? Lol

**Special note to Sprite**
I’m sure you have been reading this thread, so I know you will see this. Personally, I’d love to see a message like the one I suggested, appear. It would be very interesting to see people’s reaction.


I could totally see Sprite doing this just to be herself and to watch people's heads explode. I'll just check back tomorrow to see what, if anything, odd happens.
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Holy shit would the two of you just fuck each other already and put us all out of our misery?!



You know you're a Lush veteran when you've mastered the art of meta-quoting to make your point.


You do realize this started because he thought I was sucking up to you. Ironic really.

You know you're a Lush veteran when Dani quotes you.
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That, or maybe your explaining skills are just not up for the task. You know my excuse. What's yours?

Oh, and believe me I have tried. It just wouldn't work. Too bad, I know.
BTW, who's Hoover?


You have no excuse, that's the problem. I don't need to explain as I didn't start this, you did. You are becoming more and more like Jack and I find it ironic that your screen name rhymes with troll... coincidence? I think not.

And for someone who acts so smart, but is clearly so stupid, Hoover is the name of a vacuum cleaner line. Since you're such a suck-up, Hoover fits you perfectly.

Hope I explained that clearly enough for you. Though, it's tough for me to "dumb" shit down for someone like you.
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I'm reading The Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy, By Douglas Adams smile


Good book. I'm hoping to reread it before August on the hopes I get to teach it in the fall. These kids need to understand the meaning of 42.
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Sucking up to the mods is not really a thing I associate with Jack. But maybe that's not what you're trying to say.
Anyway, if I could self-fornicate I'd probably have no need to get on here.


Clearly you need to learn some reading comprehension skills. Either way Hoover, you should try to figure out a way to self-fornicate... and if that's too complicated for you... then just go fuck yourself.
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Magical Felix attacks you.


He does that after your first post on a good day unless he's been suspended again.

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When, after several attacks, you no longer notice or care when MF attacks you, THEN you are a veteran.


Or you just block his sorry, stupid ass. Then he no longer matters.

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... when, on multiple occasions, you've seen NymphWriter try to suck up to the mods by essentially repeating whatever they said


Compared to your own version of sucking up Noll? Or are you trying to be the new Magical_Felix? Either way, you can go self-fornicate.
Dear Teacher,

Please remember we are in the same profession, and as such, I do have certain expectations. If I take the time to email you and ask you a question or two about something, have the fucking courtesy to email me back. Responding to me in a rubric for an assignment 3 days later is not responding to me in a timely manner. Maybe in your world this bullshit works, but in the real world, it does not. I emailed you with a question. You ignored it. I then followed it up with a concern and you got defensive with me. You are the teacher, and as such, when a student contacts you, it is your fucking job to help them. Just remember, you made the choice to involve your director and to be honest, I hope he has a few words with you about your lack of communication with your students. If you're worried about me sandbagging you... don't be. You should be more worried about the other students in this course.

Sincerely,

A frustrated student
Quote by VanGogh
I understand you and some others views about this, but really, having a dormant account should not affect anyone here. This is a waste of time for Gav or someone to comb-out 2 year old stagnant accounts.

Here's a case in point - NaughtyAlice joined in March 2011 and had an unfortunate accident in July 2011 and subsquenty died a year later. She left us with six terrific stories that should not be wiped out. For those whose math skills are rusty .... she has not been online for 6 years. This account is a legacy of her art. No one should decide to remove it because it's stagnant.

People have lives outside of Lush. Some people, particularly those who read and vote/leave comments but are not authors, should not have their accounts deleted, because they have outside Lush lives.

Not everyone looks at Lush as an integral part of their lives .... for some it's just a stop point and then they punt .... but it is definitely a large .... very large .... undertaking to weed the non-voting/comment "dead" accounts. There are more important things to do to improve the Lush site than this.

Van


Well said Van. Here is something you and & can fully agree upon.
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Maybe a new story tag?...'Little dick Obama gets cucked by Clinton and a huge cock Tea Partier.'



I not really know anything about them, but read this somewhere, it was funny...smile


Save this shit for The Think Tank... or your comp entry.