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It now looks a lot better on the bottom of the front page.

With what MF and SP have mentioned, instead of distorting the image, perhaps the best option, instead of lots of complicated coding, is either:

a) Members have to upload a square image as their avatar.

b) Members can upload any shaped image they like for their avatar, but a square selection tool is superimposed on it, so they can choose which square area of the image to use as their avatar. That should be able to be resized to any size square.

Anything else would be too complicated to code I think.

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But I've read your stories! You could come up with dozens (at least) of other, more colorful ways to express that thought to them, I'm sure. Use your creativity - you know, tell them you're going to go home and play fireman and you're going to slide down his pole, or take the old hoss' out for a ride, etc. Hell, even saying you're going to play hide the salami is more creative!

This thread is great, and yeah, the "flowery" language used to describe sex, body parts, people, scents, etc can and does get a little outlandish sometimes. I sort of figure it's just a matter of people trying too hard to be different or unique, or maybe put their own personal stamp on it. I hate to be critical of people for trying too hard, so when I laugh or shake my head I don't do it publicly, at their expense, but privately. I hope people will show me the same courtesy because I feel sure I've been guilty of it as well. On the other hand, it's maybe something your true friends should tell you!

As far as using 'fornicate', I believe I did just recently. Actually I was handing a magazine to a friend of my wife's to give to her husband, and what I said was "Here, this is for Nick, Kate."

Okay, I apologize...

Quote by avrgblkgrl
All the words you guys say you shouldn't use, I do.nLChZI7WWYExVBAs

Just yesterday, I asked my son, "Have you fornicated yet?"
"No mom, I haven't did any fornicating," he replied.
"When you fornicate, will you tell me?"
"Believe me when I say," he said, looking me in the eyes, "when I fornicate you will be the only person I say 'I've fornicated' to."
"Okay," I smiled. I love that we are so open with each other.

Quote by Just_A_Guy_You_Know
Exactly my point. In that particular situation it makes total sense, and sounds like something one middle school teacher might actually say to another in front of kids. You set the context to make the language believable. On the other hand, if those teachers had been alone, or had gone out for a drink after school, and still said 'fornicate' instead of 'screw' it would sound weird.

Quote by Just_A_Guy_You_Know
What kind of person drops the word "fornicate" in everyday conversation? What does it reveal about them and how they present themselves to others, or even how they think about themselves?

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EP in the making babes now where are my cock cookies?

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glad someone here has their priorities straight

Quote by Dirty_D
I work out a lot, and always have laundry around that was just out on a run/ride/swim/lift.

How do you keep your house from smelling like a gym without doing laundry for every change of clothes?