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OrionTat
Over 90 days ago
Male, 47
United States

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Well you can call me anytime Zafia. It might get it out of your head.yGKUR6AEK5kVaEMa
The song beerrun does that for me and my friends. Every once in a while when one of us have had it in our head for too long we will randomly call one of our friends and just say "B double E double R U N beerrun" and hang up. It is usually enough to get it out of our head and curse the person we called with it for a while.

I think photo bucket is just trying to get some free advertising Zafia
Love this one. I sent it to my mother after she got married the last time. LOL.
You are going to be stuck on a deserted isle for the next 10 years and you have time enough to burn one CD. What songs would you take with you?

my list.

Reach out -- Hilary Duff
Hot N cold -- Katy Perry
Next contestant -- Nickleback
Just like heaven -- The Cure
Need you tonight -- INXS
Soulmate -- Natasha Bedingfield
Invincible -- Pat Benetar
Every rose has it's thorn -- Poison
Inside the fire -- Disturbed
Rise above this -- Seether
Head like a hole -- Nine Inch Nails
Here's to the night -- Eve 6
What's my age again -- Blink 182
Paint it Black -- Rolling stones
Vida la Vida -- Coldplay
Clint Eastwood -- Gorillaz
Blister in the sun -- Violent femmes
Call me -- Blondie
The highwaymen -- The Highwaymen
Carry on my wayward son -- Kansas
we had a sofa king in my area but they only did radio commercials. At the end of each one was their jingle.

Sofa King Close. Sofa king Cheap.
I think he was trying to jump all the chairs and got his foot caught on the first one.

It is all funny until someone gets hurt. Then it is fucking hilarious.
I concur bat. If we were meant to live alone we wouldn't be two sexes. However you don't need to define your life by the person you are with just because you have someone in your life.
That is why Chefs make the best doms. They are already used to beating the eggs and whipping the cream.
I retract all previous statements because obviosly I am wrong. Lush seems to present then entire female populace who doesn't care and as such it was wrong to voice my views here.
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Then why do you question it when a woman says the same thing? Are men so lofty and women so shallow?


I am not saying men are lofty. I am only speaking for myself. Almost all of my friends have women interested in them that they will not persue a relationship with simply based upon what she looks like. I merely remind them what idiots they are and move on.

And where I speak from my experience with women in an online dating situation. I have read and replied to a hundred profiles of women saying they want intellect and humor and while we talk online it goes great. as long as it stays like that and there is never that chance of meeting. Whenever it moves to that place it generals goes something like this.

Her- " You know I really like you and want to meet you. Do you have a picture so I will know who I am looking for?"

Me- " Sure go to my myspace at such and such "

Her- " ok will do. Talk to you soon"

And if I hear from her again it is generally to tall me what a waste of time I was. Those are the ones I really love to get emails back from.

As I said I am jaded and bitter from experience and I am sorry if it isn't wanted here. I express myself and how I feel because I feel it. What I can't figure out is if what they wanted was what I had to offer and they wanted it then why are my looks that important. I am not a rock star but I am not an elephant man / Quasimodo either.
Not in the slightest. When I was married, the one time I did it, the woman weighed 500 pounds. But I thought she had a heart of gold. I would still be married to her if she hadn't just told me one day that she didn't love me anymore. I can find beauty in anyone.

Number one for me is intelligence because at the end of the day if you can't carry on a good conversation then nothing else matters. If you can't communicate how do you expect to get through the rigors of a life with another person over which you have no control.
Well what better way to get to know someone when there are no barriers. On here anyone can talk and just be themselves without barriers because if something happens you don't like ending it is as impersonal as clicking a little X and shutting down the window. I have seen women with a guy who has much personality as interior wall paint but I must admit he was hot so there off she goes.

Maybe Lush just has a great sub string of the female population that doesn't care for looks but in most cases I must stand firm and say that if a guy is hot other things slide down the scale where as if he is smart and funny there still needs to be at least enough looks to get by on.
As a jaded bitter man let me laugh at all the posts concerning humor and intellect. I get comments on my intellect and humor all the time and the number one thing that breaks the deal are LOOKS pure and simple. Women may not want to admit it but personally I think that is the first thing women look for.
Lonely feeling, deep inside
Find a corner where I can hide
Silent footsteps crowding me
Sudden darkness, but I can see


No sugar tonight by Guess Who
Oriontat and batman set the loneliest day in lush forums record. WOO HOO... oops not the one we were going for??
Girls charge for the thrill of it?? This is gonna make me hated but here goes. A guy pays for it whether it is cash, drinks at a bar, dinner and a movie, etc. Makes me wonder how when two people decide to cut the middle man out of it that it becomes a crime.8BpmRqvrHDfY04nS

If you are broke and a woman you can go out to a bar and have a good night. the tighter your budget the tighter your clothes.

If a man tries to do the same thing he is going to be a lonely, thirsty man all night.
I am afraid I am on the same page as rocco. I am usually up front about my fantasies even with women I have barely dated. It is just better to find a compatible person that way and weed out relationships that will end badly from the start.
Pussy


Beach under the moonlight or 50 yard line of your favorite team's field night or day your choice?
I love it. I wish I could buy a copy. Anyone know where I could get one at?

damn it is a fake sad