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28 Jun 2017

Many, many years ago - Noah was still building canoes - my then girl friend (now my wife) and I went to a strip club.
There was only one stripper and she danced to the Stones hit 'I can't get no satisfaction'.
Her final reveal was to remove her bra.
What was revealed was later accurately described as 'like two Aspirins on an ironing board'.
Result: an audience stunned into silence.

20 Jun 2017

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20 Jun 2017

Let me assure you that when you get to a certain age there are only 'younger girls'.......

7 Jun 2017

Underwear that fits well and has enough material to cover the essentials, but is brief enough to be enticing - Oh! Yes! Please!

27 May 2017

"Sir, which side do you dress?"
"Over by the window."

22 May 2017

The question, and some of the replies, reminded me of an adage applicable to men that I first saw many years ago:
30 years old: tri-weekly
50 years old: try weekly
70 years old: try weakly

12 May 2017

Quote by Daddysass
Do you like a womens pussy shaved, trimmed , or natural.

Yes, but regardless of the tonsure I like it to be clean.

10 May 2017

I too, dress to the left.

13 Apr 2017

No thank you - my nipples provide no sexual stimulation at all, for me.

5 Mar 2017

Yes, but I'm sorry I'm going to leave you without details...........

16 Feb 2017

Without a shadow of doubt, hers first, and sometimes second and then third as it happens to me.

6 Feb 2017

It's less than 24 hours since your first post and you're asking some pretty thought provoking questions. If I'm going to offer advice on something like this I'd like time to think it through somewhat.

OK?

21 Dec 2016

Teen or MILF? Yes

Or did you want me to select one or the other?

And am I to assume that both are 'available' at the same time and I have the choice?

In which case 'teen' or 'MILF' would probably be an attribute and not a selection criterion.

19 Dec 2016

Many years ago a lady of my acquaintance could and did have orgasms whilst dancing.

23 Nov 2016

Oh yes, but sorry: no details.............

8 Nov 2016

It works ok for him (and me!) but he says it sort of makes him stuffy in the nose and he tends to have mild headches after using it.

A couple of paracetamol will deal with the headache and won't prejudice the effect of the cialis.

1 Nov 2016

So long as their owner is happy with their size then I'll be happy too. Why? Because I don't want to have to battle to see them and caress them.

1 Nov 2016

If I was asked I'd worry about the lady's knowledge of the male anatomy - 'cause I was circumsized when only a few month sold.

27 Oct 2016

As long as it's clean I have no particular preference.

26 Oct 2016

The singer Sting once claimed he could make it last eight hours, but later added that this time included dinner and a film.

11 Oct 2016

Vaginal sex

10 Oct 2016

If I told you then that - the telling - would be the most outrageous or immoral sexual thing that I'd done.

10 Oct 2016

Speaking from experience I can tell you that the flexible ones for which you can adjust the tightness can help.

23 Sep 2016

I have been and I enjoyed it, but...... It does need to be done in a relationship which includes total trust.

31 Aug 2016

Me personally? No.

But I have had the experience of dancing with a lady who did, as we were dancing.

Be aware that it was a long, long time ago, in about 1970.

Oh yes, it was repeatable as after about 20 minutes it happened again.

1 Aug 2016

I have made love to a number of ladies who squirt, and it's wonderful when it happens.

It doesn't happen every time, but when it does it normally signals a better than average, i.e. special, orgasm.

When my partner has a squirting orgasm then, without fail, we have both really enjoyed the experience.

So, I really enjoy them..........

26 Jul 2016

Yes! and Yes!

23 Jul 2016

I have experienced this with a number of nursing mothers and, with the right person and the right circumstances, it can be most enjoyable.

Other times, other people, other circumstances - it's not fun.

Just don't ask for what the circumstances need to be as I'm fairly sure I'd be unable to elaborate.

And don't EVER assume that you can decide you're going to play with the lady's breasts and use them like water pistols - wait until you're invited.

21 Jul 2016

Quote by bulbousknob
Ladies, or gents too, I suppose,

Is the term "spunk" still used now days over in the UK. Have been hearing it used by both men and women in older "classic" type films that I would guess to be British?

Nice change from always hearing "cum", especially love the way women say it, HOT!

Depending on the age and genre of the film, 'spunk' could be a coarse reference to semen or a reference to a person's courage.

My impression is that the courage type usage is becoming obsolete.

14 Jul 2016

It's not skinny or curvy, it's, both, but not at either of the extreme ends of the skinny-curvy spectrum.