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ParMach
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 63
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Jake Blues: I ran out of gas! I got a flat tire! I didn’t have change for cab fare! I lost my tux at the cleaners! I locked my keys in the car! An old friend came in from out of town! Someone stole my car! There was an earthquake! A terrible flood! Locusts! IT WASN’T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!
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Ah now your profile states that you are interested in making just genuine friends well that is what I understood you to say......
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Crept out of bed before she awoke and have never made contact since. SHIT I should have check, looked more carefully I'm not a girl bugger
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This is a question like is burbon better than scotch or sunsets better than sunrises. Or we could read the entire works of Masters & Johnston or Kinsey
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Would Irish be considered Interracial?


Sex with a Tasmanian is that legal in every US State or not
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Brussel Sprout (two I know but it's for a friend of mine)
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How important do you consider a proper health diet plays in your sex life. Do you have a proper balanced diet that includes; good health veggies and fruit
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Any shelia that likes the stones gets my respect. love your work
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if you say that you are mine,
i'll be here til the end of time
so you gotta let me know...
should i stay or should i go?


Love the clash
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No not right at the moment just got back from the Dentist and my mouth feels like a blown car tyre. Now that tends to suck the labido out of you.
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'scuse me. she's not fictional.


Agreed and I bet the next thing these misguided fools will be trying to tell us is that the Lady Penelope Creighton-Ward and the klingon sisters lursa and b'etor are all fictional Ahhhhhhh
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Maybe involve him in the purchasing of a new one. You could turn the whole shopping experience into a fun erotic game. Then I would suggest that he watch on as you use it, put on a performance. If he then can't understand, I do beg to question is he really that much better than a toy.
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We were at a beach adjacent to a nude beach in St. Martin. We did not participate. Mostly all we saw were women walking around topless and this one guy that kept strutting around like a peacock, showing his wang to the world. He kept up the same route, like he was pacing. Too weird. Not sure I'd do it again.


The funniest thing I ever saw on a nude beach was this bloke strutting up and down Balding Bay Beach which is on Magnetic Island in Northern Queensland. He was holding a book up and pretending to read as he was marching along the beach. He kept this charade up for about 45 minutes until he tripped and fell flat on his face just in front of two young female backpackers.

BTW Balding Bay Beach like all beaches in Queensland is not legal but is best nude beach I have been to.
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As much as I describe a answer it would be simply I do it for just as much for the gratification I get out the process as that which I provide.
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Tectonically Hung Persian?


No silly..... Tasmania hilarious person (ummmm me really)
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I have an old friend who lived in Hobart for a few years.She described Tasmania as "Texas with marsupials."


Now that might require some explanation just the Texas part lol
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justice for all. as long as you're not female. or gay. or black. or muslim. or hispanic. or asian. or... do i need to continue?


I was born and raised in the island state of Tasmania where taswegians got lots of stick from all, especially our mainland comrads how labelled us as being backward and simpleminded. Well we did have draconian laws up until 1997 that still locked up consenting adult males if they were caught having sex with each other. Yes, well not entirely for that reason I got out of dodge long before then. Maybe the people of Indiana need to shown a bit more ticker than me and stand up to the prat legislators.

Oh BTW I am writing this on my iPad in the stately home of my parents just outsider Hobart Town
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