Quote by sprite
My awesomeness is too overwhelming - i'm concerned that people might actually die of rapture in my presence or a new cult will rise up around me and i'll have to be continually plagued by awe struck worshipers and minions.

Quote by JWren


Not all ladies are mothers. My wife isn't a mother.

Can you honestly tell me that lovely old lady got through life without bearing any children. You might be right but I would like to put a bet on it. Even so I am sure someone out there at some stage found this person adorable

Quote by Meggsy


I have to admit - it is extremely hard at times.
Then again a smile seen across the room can have some amazing reactions. I have made a few friends ??? that way but usually only for the night with her. Yes women can smile far more seductively than men.