Join the best erotica focused adult social network now
Login
Piquet
7 minutes ago
Straight Male, 60
0 miles · Adelaide

Forum

I have had many great conversations here where sex was not even touched upon. It's safe to say that many new members are reluctant to talk about sexual matters or to cyber early on.
Let me go on record as saying that I've had great cybersex here too but always with people I know well and who I know reciprocate.

Like any other sex; if you don't want it just say no. If they persist, block them.
"Oh, look, it's like a dick only smaller!"

( My high school art teacher commenting on my sketch of the genitalia of Michaelangelo's David.)
I thought about it once but I didn't think the cucumber would respect me in the morning.
No. Although I have felt the temptation to write an story, I will not because I would be ashamed of my subsequent popularity.
Happy Birthday D_D

my poem to you stands as a tribute and an homage to your wisdom, wit and beauty....
You got my vote Alan - hey wait, does that make me a pimp?
Yep, nothing particularly new about this. The ancient Maya used to give themselves alcohol ememas. As with most of their customs, this was a ritual and they considered intoxication to be a gift from the gods.
Jaimi is really Princess Kate's secret lover and in future years will be dubbed The Royal Home Wrecker or The Queen's Beaver Cleaver.
Women's asses certainly get my attention. The ass is a very sensitive part of the body and needs to be treated gently and with respect. But if stimulated in the right way it can add a whole new dimension to love making for both women and men.

I've never actually had anal sex with my current partner but gently teasing, stretching, rubbing and fingering then rimming her seems to turn her on and does the trick.
Back in Shakespeare's day a 'slut' was quite simply a female dog. But once the term became too closely associated with ladies of easy virtue the Victorians changed the term for a female dog to 'bitch.' And the rest as they say is history.

Personally I love the word slut - it has that certain air of naughtiness about it which 'bitch' does not.
The most important event in my life happens every day when I wake up to see my son smiling at me from his cot.
Here in Australia, Tasmanians (not an ethnic group but residents of the state of Tasmania) have gained a reputation for , prompting such jokes as :

How does a Tasmanian know that his mother is menstruating?
Ans : His brother's cock tastes different.

or

A Tasmanian told his father that he was going to get married and that his wife-to-be was a virgin. To which his father angrily replied, "No way ! If she's not good enough for them, she's not good enough for us."

Other than at this rather juvenile level I totally miss the attraction of stories. There are a few people here who are in deep and real love with their siblings of the opposite sex and I admire their honesty and openess and I can understand their feeling. But that is about it.

Peace, Love and Happiness to you all from Piquet.
I agree with Crazydiamond, only the medium differs. But there are as many poor tattoos as there are poor artworks out there. I don't like too many tats eg Angelina Jolie and Megan Fox but one or two nicely designed ones can be very sexy.
How quickly Lush became like a second home to me but a home where I am all that I wish to be.
I wonder what archeologists digging this stuff up in thousands of years time will think, "Hmmm, obviously assholes have shrunk by a factor of ten since the second millenium - and some people still don't accept evolution."
Interesting how sometimes you never hear of someone until they die. I had never heard of Steve Jobs until about a month ago. To quote Bachylides of Feia,

"What is a man but elements that temporarily have found
Themselves with the ability to wonder at the world around."

- a purely Epicurean perspective.
As my wise old grandmother told my mother once; "Dear, the stork brings babies but untill you're ready stick with the swallow. That little bird brings none."
Poignant and timely Alan. I think this day affected the entire world in some way. My department at work (sales) were all sent home by our supervisor and we ended up going to the pub. Whilst there we drank a toast, in the manner of a wake, to those whose lives were lost, to those whose voices were silenced and to the brave rescuers and survivors. It was with Guiness actually and ever since then, every time I drink Guiness I remember.

Lawrence Binyon, writing about World War I, wrote; "At the going down of the sun and in the morning, we will remember them."
It's all a matter of biology; according to Darwin the difference between a dog and a fox is about 12 scotches.
It might seem like a cliche but oysters naturelle with a few drops of lemon juice get me back in the mood for love.
A futile endeavour people; like trying to compare the lily and the rose : both are beautiful.