Well considering I still have an unfinished story from Christmas, and an unfinished story from the current comp....ah....what does that tell you? lol
Scooter and Stuart have too much time on their hands. Picking on poor Pixie of all people.
By the way....I saw Scooter walk into a gay bar last night. I wonder what thats all about.
Sensual, I just went through and did an edit of your story. I added the spaces after all the periods (atleast I think I did) and approved it. It looks good now, but I do think it is a glitch with the site. Something else to have Gav take a look at.
Me thinks Stuart and Scooter have a fling going....
Are you referring to the anatomy of a man or their guts (i.e balls)?
Why do I get the feeling that I should see you guys beating on your chests and roaring?
Geesh! Can you say testosterone?
Anyone got a box of kleenex handy? And some hand sanatizer?
Sounds like scooter drinks too much.....
Ah, here is mine.....
Flaming Forbidden Donut Gueuze
Ok, here is mine!
Your fairy is called Hex Iceglitter
She is a bone chilling bringer of justice for the vulnerable.
She lives in places hexed and tainted by black magic.
She is only seen in the light of a shooting star.
She wears black feathers and rose petals. She has icy blue butterfly wings.
I caught Lydia and Zoey in a sexual escapade last night.....Heath and Eric are gonna be soooo pissed!
Gah! I hate not feeling well.....
Huh....thats strange.....
Kalona called me Lydia.....
Ah, good one Lydia!!
Did y'all hear that the local Red Cross was broken into? Seems someone stole all the pints of blood.....
Thats strange.....Lydia drinks the stuff like it's a juice box!
Ah, I get it Scooter....
Scooter likes to make pancakes naked in his kitchen.
Lydia is one of the "Red" ones......
Lydia is carrying a Raven Mockers love child.
Stuart! You jackass!!
Stuart's av is actually a pic of him.....he was a dog in his former life.
Ali takes a bath every night in Lydia's drool.
I actually have that pic, Ana. I have used it for an av before!
Did I mention......I LOVE this thread? lol
After reading this, dare I ask what people think of me? lol
I have some "decent" yet "sexy" (so I have been told) pics of myself on my profile. I dont come on here to flaunt myself nor am I looking for a man. Kudos to those that are. I am in no way disrespecting those who want to do those thing. But this IS a sex site, so it comes with the territory.
My real life relationships and what not are no one's business. I am married, that is not a secret. What I do here has nothing do to with what I do at home. This place is an outlet for me, a place where I can act and do what I please. Which is something I may or may not be able to do at home.
So, for me.......sweet or slutty? I think someone can be both, without pushing the slutty too much.
Scooters recollection of "dating Nic" was actually a dream he had. His real "girlfriend" is a Macy's storefront mannequin. From the lingerie department.
Ok here is my request/idea.......please feel free to shoot it down if you like.
I know there are a few members on here that for whatever reason their spouse/family or whatever does not agree or want them on here. E-mails from here are able to be traced and tracked and that makes their time here un-enjoyable.
So.....how about doing some kind of offline message thing? You know, where you can go to someone's profile and if they are not online at that time send them a offline message. And when they sign back on a box pops up with the message that they have been sent. Nothing to be traced, no e-mail notifications, just a nice little box that pops up.
What do y'all think??
I so love this thread!! It's all about meeeee!! lol
"Hello?"
"Hi, Honey. This is your daddy. Is mommy near the phone?"
"No, daddy. She is upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul."
After a brief pause daddy says:
"But honey, you don't have an Uncle Paul.
"Oh yes I do, and he is upstairs in the room with mommy right now"
Another brief pause.....
"Uh, ok then I want you to put the phone down and run upstairs and knock on the door and shout to mommy that daddy's car just pulled up."
"Ok daddy, just a minute."
A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone.
"I did it daddy"
"And what happened, honey?"
"Well, mommy got scared, jumped out of bed naked and ran around screaming then she tripped on the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isnt moving at all!"
"Oh my god! What about your Uncle Paul?"
"He jumped out the back window into the pool. But I guess he didnt know that you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit the bottom of it and I think he is dead!"
After a real long pause.....daddy says:
"Swimming pool? Is this 486-5732?"
"No, I think you have the wrong number......"