"just because people wanna eat the burger, doesn't mean they wanna meet the cow."
The Island
S....you are a SEXGOD!
D...get DEEP inside me.
J...just want to JUMP your bones.
I dug up this oldie. It looked like fun.
S...for how SEXY you are.
C...for how you make my CUNT wet.
R...because you're REALLY good in bed.
E...you are EVERYTHING I want.
W...for the way you WIND me up.
L...for how much you LOVE me.
O...because OLDER is better.
O...you make me say OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH.
S...because you are SERIOUSLY sexy.
E...love you more EVERY day.
"Get away from her, you bitch." Aliens
Love is the Drug -Bryan Ferry
Xanadu -Olivia Newton John
Good book
Nice boobs or nice bum?
Park your cute butt here.
No but I've been walked in on while masturbating in bed.
What could someone on Lush say to you to catch your interest?
HornyIrishman is actually better at air guitar and has entered the air guitar world championships.
I like to be smacked on the bottom with a hairbrush.
What is your favourite phrase to use in cyber sex?
Lots of good advice here. Profiles...read the person's you want to talk to in the chatroom and try to find something in common. Make sure yours is filled out and interesting. Use something in the profile or maybe a story they've written as a conversation starter. On no account send random requests..they're irritating. Don't say hello to every girl in the chatroom hoping to get a reply. When you've started a conversation with someone, keep it up. Don't leave without saying goodbye, just like in real life. No text speak. Good luck.
Not a chance in hell. I was [of age]. It hurt like hell and lasted ten seconds. Though I continued to see him for a few more months, the sex didn't get any better but I didn't know any better. Next boyfriend made me a nymphomaniac, which I still am at 53
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Skinny love....in my pants (Birdy)
I have never been so happy as I am living with a Lushie.
Is really a man but she had a great plastic surgeon.
Apart from amazing sex, my Lush lover and I now live together and just had our first Valentines Day. He gave me a beautiful jewellery box. He woke me up a minute after midnight to give it to me.
Had two MMF. They are amazing..two guys pleasing you. I love it.
I have to admit to often being put off by names like BigGiantDick or similiar...but I love seeing what people can come up. I'm always impressed by one word ones...rain, rune and abides come to mind because I think it was very clever to come up with something short but meaningful...wonder what the next batch of new Lushies will use?
I love it, both giving and receiving. It's warm and very erotic.
Plenty of fun in the park, a couple of times with "watchers" as the park was a known pick up place. Very erotic.
Good of course, who doesn't love a nice buff bod?
She lowered herself slowly onto his hard, velvet sheathed cock, pussy dripping.
Experience the joy of anal.
Wrote a world renown book called "Cyber Sex for Dummies."