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Porgy87
Over 90 days ago
Straight Cis Male, 78
0 miles · Boston

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Why yes, I am!
(Shut up, Adi.)

TPBM has been on at least one date that was a complete disaster from beginning to end.
I just laughed myself sick watching the minions dance to "Y-M-C-A" at the end of "Despicable Me 2."
I am grateful for being able to laugh.
With Adi's glitter gone, she's caused many people to run away in panic after seeing what's underneath.
A public health warning has been issued, telling people not to look directly at her because of the risk of blindness.

(God, I love that woman...)
Wild, impossible, 210°, sweaty, cross-eyed, knee-buckling, agonizing and passionate LUST!
Wait a minute... oh, I thought it was LaylaJune. Never mind.
Well, in the same pond, but not exactly "with" MA, if you take my meaning...
Rained all night, stopped about 8:00. 55°F now, clear blue sky, light wind. Gorgeous day.
Quote by LaylaJune
Paper piles

I love having a mind like yours -- or one that to aspires to be like yours, anyway.

The world around me?
"Good life."
Cloudy, 53°F, wind 10 mph from the SW. Should stay cloudy for a while, then rain.
"Major"? Innocent. But I was a good runner when I was young, captain of the team and winner of many races.

Did you ever buy an article of clothing with the specific intent to wear it once and return it as new?
Never have.

Have you ever seen a video of a friend having sex?
There are approximately 4,000,000,000,000 (four ) trees on planet Earth.
I do not carry a purse. I carry a backpack everywhere I go, however, and the following is its usual contents:

Both checkbooks (don't ask)
Mechanical pencil
Spare pencil leads
Spare pencil erasers
Large pink eraser
Emergency inhaler
Reading glasses
Cough drops
Pads to deal with incontinence (at least four at all times)
Clean underpants
Small wallet containing only business cards
Set of keys to client offices
Large Moleskin notebook
Small Moleskin calendar book
Scrap paper
Several ballpoint pens

Since I am a man, and therefore use my pockets, there are a number of items that would go in my purse if I carried one:
Wallet #1 (cash, IDs, merchant cards, phone lists, business cards)
Wallet #2 (credit cards, insurance cards, ATM/debit cards, business cards)
Mobile phone
Pen
Swiss Army knife (Spartan model in black)
Car keys
House keys
Reading glasses
Commemorative medallion
Incontinence pad
Loose change

About the same as what a woman carries, I'd say. (I use a flashlight app on my phone when I need light.)