Guilty, sure. I had sex in Santa Fe.
Have you ever been told that you had sex during a drunken blackout? That is, sex that you didn't know you had?
Yes, certainly! The evening would end in a luxurious hotel room after many many orgasms all around, if it went the way I wanted it to.
But the lady does get a vote...
Is yellow a good color for a, ah... you know..., personal discharge?
High efficiency detergents to use in our new washing machine, at Costco.
This was the pattern I witnessed in 2009.
I'm pretty sure my colostomy bag won't need changing until after dinner.
"Howard the Duck." If you've heard of it, you know what I mean. If you haven't, thank whatever deity you believe in and do not Google it.
Ask her to share her glitter and her giggles with me.
