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Porgy87
Over 90 days ago
Straight Cis Male, 79
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Here you go!

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I was at Home Depot too, plumbers snake




I get by with a little help from my friends.
(BTW, can I count on you two to lead my crew?)
I honestly don't know. I'll let you know what happens if the situation comes up.
A Dunkin' Donuts jelly stick. Given that it's not going in without some kind of appliance or tool, I'd say I'm fucked up, down, and sideways. Ew.
I AM tired of my physical limitations. Not sad, not angry, just tired. This shit gets old.
Quote by BlackGranite10
can anyone point me in the direction to finding true stories on LUSH?

Hi, BG. Even the "true" stories that writers write aren't true. There's a famous writer, Ursula Leguin, who wrote an introduction to her most famous novel ("The Left Hand of Darkness") when it was issued in a second edition. In it she talks about what a writer does, particularly a science fiction writer. People always asked her if her writing was meant to be a prediction of the future -- did she think what she wrote would "really happen." In a way, it's the same question that readers of erotica are always asking: did this "really happen"? My favorite lines in the introduction are:

"But I am an artist too, and therefore a liar. Distrust everything I say. I am telling the truth."

If you like, you can read the whole introduction here:
http://theliterarylink.com/leguinintro.html
Quote by TheSensualLady
Ishtar (1987)
Howard the Duck (1986)


I'm halfway with you -- Ishtar was sort of fun, in the same way that Reefer Madness was.
Howard the Duck, OTOH, was dreck from the first frame to the last.

My individual nominee is "Joe and the Volcano." I have no idea what it was about, and I so don't care.
Dr. No <-- Initial, incorrect, guess
Moonraker

Michael J. Pollard
Your surgeon said that he couldn't find the 1000 cc implants that he promised you, but he said the 1200 cc ones would be even better. He's gone to Tahiti, by the way.
I'm missing a small piece of flesh under my left jawline where I was attacked by a dog when I was three.
The bite also pushed the first bicuspid in my left jaw out of place permanently.
Quote by Shannon3K

"A Hard Days Night" and "Amadeus"

I absolutely agree!

Also "Ray".
Maybe half a dozen or ten people know my actual given name; no one knows my surname.
Three or four know the email address that I reserve for special communications. (It has a completely different name, which is not mine either.)
I think one person knows the name of the city where I live.
No one knows my phone number.

Until last month, I was much more free with potentially identifying information, including clear photographs of my face. I had a disconcerting exchange with someone who had a very strong personal reaction to something I posted casually and with no specific intent. The intensity and emotion of the conversation rattled me a bit, so I've pulled the veil over myself a little more.
Ray Charles
Patrick Stewart
Thomas Jefferson

P.S. If Spike Lee is anywhere on the plane, I'm getting off. Same for Steve Jobs. I require an asshole-free flying experience.