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Porgy87
Over 90 days ago
Straight Cis Male, 79
0 miles · Boston

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Quote by SereneProdigy


I wasn't implying that each and every response provided in this thread is going to be politically correct bullshit in my previous post, just that on the whole, the OP will receive feedback that's going to be quite a bit biased as opposed to a complete and comprehensive spectrum of opinions.

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I posted rapidly and without enough reflection, my friend, and as a consequence I was rude to you. I regret that, and I'll try not to be, well, an A-hole in the future.

Porgy
Yes, I really, really love eating pussy. My very first experience with a woman was going down on her for a good 45 minutes or an hour. I know she came more than once, but it was a long time ago, so I couldn't tell you whether it was twice or six times. She was exhausted and happy, though.

To this day, eating a pussy is something I will do anytime, anywhere; it's definitely not a "second-best" choice for me. For one thing, I don't need to have an erection to make my wife very happy and I can do it for as long as I can breathe. Now, I admit my wife isn't much interested in any sex at all these days, but oral sex hits the spot when it happens.

And if you think I'd bother to be politically correct when 1: this is a forum that uses made-up names, and 2: I'm 67 fucking years old and I don't give a shit what you think, well, you're just too thick to be taken seriously anyway.
Yesterday in the afternoon, and it was completely fucking awesome!

And I had another one ten minutes later, and a third one ten minutes after that!!!

I'm learning some new things about myself, and I think I'm going to like what comes next.
I tried to remain calm, although I did check every two hours (including the overnight) for the entire time it was down.

Well, all right, that's an utter lie. Actually,

I was completely out of my mind! "Frantic" is a completely inadequate word to describe my near despair!
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I lapsed into a fugue state, it's all very hazy...


Ooh, "fugue state"! Someone knows her psychology! BTW -- I was there, too!
...oh, a while ago, I think. I'm pretty sure it was this month.
Quote by Possibly


You're correct, you know that I'm crazy about you P... adore you all that! Please know I mean no harm, none.

But Porgy, my imagination ran away from me. I see a couple on the dance floor. The woman looks at the man in horror, and then she whips out her phone and dials 911.

I mean, even now...I'm in tears laughing!

Love you my dear friend! You do know how to make me smile (and laugh).


Well, that is kind of what happens, so your imagination is, sadly, confirmed by the truth.
"Sometimes a man's got to know his limitations." -- Dirty Harry

And of course, as Duke Ellington would say, "I love you madly!" (Don't tell the other guy, BTW.)
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You know, if I weren't so secure in the certainty that you adore me madly and forever, I'd be hurt...
Dancing. It's the kind of display that instigates 911 calls for fear of my health.
Satisfied.
It turned out to be a good week after a bumpy start.
"The Deer Hunter" -- Christopher Walken's Russian roulette scenes.

"King Kong" (the 1933 version) -- the final scene, with the line "It was beauty that killed the beast."

"Philadelphia" -- Tom Hanks's character explaining why he loves opera.