Who's your daddy? Who's your daddy, huh?
I'M your daddy! And the sexiest one here. Sorry to have to break it to you. You seem like a nice guy...
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Porgy87
Over 90 days ago
Straight Cis Male, 79
0 miles · Boston
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Senior Analyst
Let's see, you want to know which Lushie(s) I want to have sex with?
Just so I'm clear, the question is, "what is the name of any and all Lushie(s) who appeal to me, sexually," right?
I mean, you want the name(s)?
Who do I want?
Oh, I get it now! Who do I want to fuck?
OK, here you go: Nonnaya fuckin business, you!
Just so I'm clear, the question is, "what is the name of any and all Lushie(s) who appeal to me, sexually," right?
I mean, you want the name(s)?
Who do I want?
Oh, I get it now! Who do I want to fuck?
OK, here you go: Nonnaya fuckin business, you!
Senior Analyst
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A big part of me really hopes that is your official job title.
I'm a teacher.
Well, "Consulting Information Technology Specialist" or "Senior Technologist" sure sounds like a crock of shit, doesn't it? When my clients need me, they say, "The system's down again. Call the computer guy."
So here among friends, I'm just a Computer Guy. With a dirty mind.
P.S. I'm happy to hear you're a "teacher" and not an "educator" or a "facilitating resource engineer" or some damn thing.
Senior Analyst
"Addicted to Love" - Robert Palmer
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Senior Analyst
Not even close. I have been sleeping in the same bed, on the same side of the bed, next to the same woman, in the same house, for 37 years. When I was young, I thought my life would be a lot wilder, more Bohemian, than it's been. OTOH, I've been crazy dopey happy for decades, so I'm not complaining.
Senior Analyst
It depends. [With no apologies whatsoever to Bill Clinton]
If by "sex" you mean mutual genital contact between an erect penis and a swollen vagina, culminating in an orgasm or two, then at least fifteen years. [Read my profile, if you need more info.]
If, on the other hand, by "sex" you mean arousal and moistness involving another person, culminating in generally good feelings all around, well, then, a couple of hours.
If, on the third hand, by "sex" you mean catching a peek at some hot bodies, then about 45 seconds ago.
If by "sex" you mean mutual genital contact between an erect penis and a swollen vagina, culminating in an orgasm or two, then at least fifteen years. [Read my profile, if you need more info.]
If, on the other hand, by "sex" you mean arousal and moistness involving another person, culminating in generally good feelings all around, well, then, a couple of hours.
If, on the third hand, by "sex" you mean catching a peek at some hot bodies, then about 45 seconds ago.