What's with the other side of the pond and weird names for food lol? I can't help it, whenever I hear "toad in a hole" I think of something very unappealing...
LOL very true! I didn't mean all women, but just a thought. I like aggressive women because I for what ever reason, rarely make the first move lol. However, during sex I tend to hold a womans arms above her head or hold her down sort of and I do it without thinking about it. I never noticed it for several years after I became sexually active until a long term gf told me how much it "turned her on when I hold her down and hold her arms/back of neck for leverage" as she put it.
And I don't mean really rough or against anyones will. I don't know if I make any sense here or if I'm totally out in left field on this. I tend to be somewhat passive at first until I feel comfortable that sex is where she wants to go (hence why I like women who make the choice for me lol).
But like I said its been my experience with women that they tend to enjoy "restraint" in a sense (I'm not talking about bondage, that's obvious!). For me it seems to be a deep feeling or urge because its not there on the surface but kinda bubbles up during sex on its own.
Anyways, I seem to be talking to myself here ;)
Are you using a proxy for anonymous web surfing (TOR maybe?)? If so, that could be an explanation.
The longest relationship I have had was about four years ago. We lived together for approx 16 or 17 months and the first 3-4 months we screwed each other like 300 times. Then, our work and school schedules got busy and we were awake/time off at different hours and so the amount of sex slowed down but we still found time to play and have sex in public and mess around so it wasn't dead. But, then the last 6 months or so she started putting out less and less and even started wearing JEANS to bed. This was confusing but I didn't think that much of it at first but I started to realize it had been over a month since we had sex and the light bulb went off that something was very wrong. I asked her why we were not having sex anymore and why she was wearing jean pants to bed instead of her underwear (which was her usual) and she just kept saying "I'm too tired" and "because they are comfortable" and then she told me she wanted to go back to jesus or something and not have sex anymore. I was just lost and confused with all of it. Long story short, she moved out to live with her mother and "find myself and who I am and return to a life of christ" and one month later I found out she was living with some drag racing fancy car douchebag.
Hell, I don't remember what my point was going to be...
Have you ever had sex with a stranger? If so, please tell us about it. I personally never really had sex with a complete stranger. I did have sex with a girl I knew because she was a roommate of my best friends. We had sex on the couch in the living room, it was the only time so I guess it was a "one night stand".
If you have ever been caught or walked in on or have a humorous or embarrassing sex story, please tell us your experience ;)
I originally posted this experience in another thread which is what made me think to start this topic here.
I was 19 and she was 16 and we were at her dad's house watching a movie on the couch in the family room. Her father, older brother (my age) and his friends were in another room playing video games. She pulled a throw blanket over our legs and laps and rested her head on my shoulder/neck and soon after her hand found its way down my pants (under the blanket). She jerked me off for awhile and then slowly her head started to creep lower and lower down my chest until she pulled me out of my pants and started going down on me. This was crazy and dangerous because not 15 feet away in the other room was her dad/bro and friends.
We did kind of get caught though. There was a big window adjacent to us and I noticed movement out of the corner of my eye and turned to see another one of her older brothers friends peeking at us from outside. He came inside when he saw that I had spotted him watching us. He walked past the coach and said hello before going to play video games with the others. He never told her dad, so in the end we did not get in trouble. Funny thing though, he and I also knew each other from college as we both were freshmen at the same uni. I saw him the next Monday at school but he never said anything about seeing us.
Another time when I was 20, my gf was 17, we were having pretty vigorous sex in my bed (I lived at home for three years of college to save money) when my mother walked in without knocking and caught us. We had music playing and were really into each other so we didn't hear her open the door but she was shocked and paused for a second before I noticed her and she ran out closing the door behind her. It was really embarrassing because we were both totally naked and exposed. We had started in missionary but I had pulled her right leg (to my left) up so her knee was going over my shoulder and her left leg (to my right) was bent up to the side, like spread out flat on the bed with her knee in line with her waist. Needless to say, my mom got a full on view of us knocking boots pretty hard. Neither of us has ever said anything about it to one another, too embarrassing.
This other time my ex and I fucked in my parents car (didn't have my own at the time as it failed emissions testing) and she was sitting on my lap riding me with her back to me and her feet (shoes on) up on the dashboard. Well, my parents about 3 days later were upset and asked me why there were shoe prints all over their dashboard LOL.... I told them a friend had been relaxing with his feet up and I didn't notice the footprints! (It was the front passenger seat).
A pulse.
Just kidding ;)
The full package, everything put together well. Don't like HUGE boobs or big fat butts, not at all. I like good ratios.
A great example:
Jessica Biel
Have you ever traded sex or a sex act (blowjob/handjob) for something in return? Or used sex to get a desired result or outcome?
Have you ever performed a sex act as a gift or out of compassion? Maybe out of boredom?
I think about these questions because of a couple of my own experiences. About 7 years ago I did quite a bit of drugs and one day at my best friends apartment a girl traded sex to me for drugs. She lived in the apartment but was not in a relationship with either of my best friends who lived there. One day she ran out of drugs and couldn't find any more and I had some white rock opium I was saving and wouldn't give it to her. She whined for quite awhile before she suddenly took her shirt off and offered to fuck me for the drugs. I quickly realized I wanted to have sex with her more than I wanted the drugs and we screwed right there on the couch in the living room.
Have any of you ever traded sex or a sex act for something you wanted?
Another experience is when I had a really bad headache. I was visiting a very good friend of mine, ill call her Sera, and I suddenly got a horrible headache. She offered me her bed to lay down on and even got me a wet towel to put on my forehead and got me pain pills and water and so on. Sera and I are just good friends and we never did anything sexual but after about an hour she came and sat on the bed and asked me if there was anything she could do to make me feel better. I don't know if I had a migraine or not but I was in a lot of pain and I told her no, nothing could be done but to just relax and tough it out.
She then shocked me. I still had a wet towel over my eyed and forehead and was laying on my back on the bed, for those that care I was wearing jeans and a T-shirt. She suddenly started undoing my pants and pulled my zipper down. Next thing I know she is rubbing my dick and proceeds to give me one of the best, most sensual blowjobs of my life. It was almost like she was making love to my cock with her mouth, it was unbelievable and did in fact distract me from the pain of my headache. I did cum in her mouth and she put me back in my pants and zipped me up and went to get a glass of water. When she got back she laid down on the bed next to me and didn't say anything, just rested her head on my shoulder/neck and relaxed/slept with/next to me. I slept for a few hours and later that evening she said she did it to make me feel better. We are still good friends but this was the one and only time we crossed from friend to sexual.
Have any of you ladies ever given sex or a sex act as a gift or out of compassion?
EDIT: by the way I only did drugs in high school and for a couple years after, I am now 100% clean and sober.
Do any of you ever find it instinctive to submit or have rougher sex with a dominant male? I sometimes think about what kinds of raw animal instincts lay below the surface of us all.
Like in nature a male lion will pounce on a female and have his way with her. The lioness can struggle all she wants but she isn't going anywhere. Do any of you ever like a guy to just take you and have his way with you? Do you think this is instinct that you get off on submitting or even fighting back (mutual here, not talking against someones will) for awhile before giving in to him?
Do you ever role play or simulate getting ? I dunno, to me it seems like animal instincts play a role in our sex lives no matter how enlightened and civilized we think we are.
Do/have you ever pissed outside, in front of someone or where someone might catch or see you? Do you do it for yourself or for your partner? Does the "danger" turn you on?
I don't know why but I find girls peeing outside to be very erotic, like in the woods or in a parking lot or sidewalk. Its weird I don't understand it. I do not find girls peeing in toilets or on other people to be very sexy at all, but for some reason girls letting it fly in a crowded parking lot or on a busy hiking trail or something, is really hot.
Only thing I can figure is that I get turned on seeing something that is normally private and done behind closed doors as I am not turned on by urine itself, but rather the visual of it and the downright naughty of it.
So, do any of you ladies like to pee outside where someone might catch you?
When I was 7 or 8 I was hanging from a tree branch by my hands when I pulled both of my legs up to grip the tree trunk with my feet and I had a very funny feeling between my legs. Soon after that I would just hang from branches and pull my knees up to my chest to experience that tingle between my legs.
In 3rd grade I started humping my pillow and just rubbing my penis between my body and bed and would have orgasms but I didn't even know there was a name for what I was doing or that anyone else did it too. I did this for a year until I had sex education class in 4th grade and found out all about what I had already discovered.
I cummed for the first time in 5th or 6th grade, so around 11 or 12.
I have been jerking off daily ever since 3rd grade.
I love amateur compared to pro, but I love porn in general so... LOL.
I like dialogue lol. I actually enjoy cheesy vintage porn like from the late 1970's and early 1980's. Just wish the participants were a bit more attractive.
I saw an old one called 2 and that was so far fetched but hilarious and hot at the same time.
Here is an email an ex-gf sent me about how she was going to blow me that Friday (we had not yet gotten physical, man that week dragged on FOREVER!!!):
Mmm, well.... Firstly, you wouldn't know I was going to do it until I was down there.....I'd start off by taking your shaft in my hand and holding it to my lips, then I'd lick and kiss and blow on it, just to tease you. Then I'd flick my tongue around the head clockwise, then anti-clockwise, then purse my lips together and push down on your cock, so that it popped into my mouth through a tight ring (hehe).....then I'd start to stroke the shaft slowly, applying pressure at the base, and suck gently on the head while flicking it with my tongue a few times....then, I'd slowly ease my mouth down, keeping my lips tight around your cock until it hits the back of my throat, then I'd swallow, with your cock still in my mouth..... Then I'd start to bob up and down on it, twisting my head each time my lips were around the base of the head....
And each time I went down, your cock would hit the back of my throat.... Then after a while, I'd take your cock out of my mouth and lick up and down the shaft slowly a few times, making sure to lick between your balls and then I would cup them with one hand and suck hard on the head while stroking the shaft with my other hand....and I will keep alternating until you are ready to cum and then I'd either slam my head down and make you cum go straight down my throat, or I'd bring my mouth off right at the end, so that your cum splattered my lips and cheeks and I'd rub your cum over your cock head with my lips and give give it a few strokes to milk all the cum out.....and then suck it all clean.
If blue balls is a myth then there is something wrong with me. I've been cumming at least once a day since I was a kid and if I go several days without cumming my balls ache a lot. If I try to not cum and last several hours worth of fore play and prolong it then it downright hurts and even can sting. Of course when I cum after a prolonged encounter I cum buckets and at high velocity.
Being a twenty-something, maybe I just grew up in the porn generation. I learned at a very early age that you don't want to get pregnant so you pull out and cum on your partner instead of inside her.
I guess if you held her down and cummed on her against her will it would be dominance or marking territory or ownership, but I think for most people it is simply hot.
Its fun to watch your cum shoot out and most of my GFs have enjoyed cum because they actually see it as a reward or tangible proof of pleasure/orgasm. They in my experience see it as the conclusion to sex, the natural step that happens towards the end of sex.
I have never met a woman who thought of cum on her as anything more than a normal sex act. Maybe I'm naïve, but that has been my reality.
When I was in middle school and high school I fucked all kinds of things.
- warm/wet towel.
- handful of shampoo.
- girlfriends underwear.
- in [edit for ToS] I fucked my pillow and had my first orgasm.
- glass of warm water (didn't work, made a mess)
- after watching American Pie I fucked a piece of warm apple pie, it was messy and I felt weird.
- in [edit for ToS] my gf let me fuck her thighs (no vagina allowed!). She went down on me and lubed me up and then pulled her pants and underwear down below her butt. She laid on her side and let me put my dick against the outside/surface of her pussy and then basically made a penis sandwich with her thighs and I just went to town on her.
- A few years ago I bought one of those rubber vagina sex toys once, it felt weird at first but once the lube kicked in and it warmed up from friction it felt okay but then it broke, split it in half on the first go with it. Waste of $40.00 in my opinion.
- I told my ex I fucked a rubber vagina once and she thought it was erotic and surprised me a few days later with one of those male masterbation toys called a Fleshlight (it looks like a flashlight lol). I think it was more for her because she got off on using it on me, she would stroke it on me and make me cum in it. Every once in awhile now I will bust it out and have a go with it but most of the time when I jerk off I don't feel like hasseling with it and its much easier to just grab my astroglide and my hand.
I have fucked lots of other things but my mind is blank right now as I did most of my object fucking as a kid ;)
Craziest would also have to be the most dangerous. I was 19 and she was 16 and we were at her dad's house watching a movie on the couch in the family room. Her father, older brother (my age) and his friends were in another room playing video games. She pulled a throw blanket over our legs and laps and rested her head on my shoulder/neck and soon after her hand found its way down my pants (under the blanket). She jerked me off for awhile and then slowly her head started to creep lower and lower down my chest until she pulled me out of my pants and started going down on me. This was crazy and dangerous because not 15 feet away in the other room was her dad/bro and friends.
We did kind of get caught though. There was a big window adjacent to us and I noticed movement out of the corner of my eye and turned to see another one of her older brothers friends peeking at us from outside. He came inside when he saw that I had spotted him watching us. He walked past the coach and said hello before going to play video games with the others. He never told her dad, so in the end we did not get in trouble. Funny thing though, he and I also knew each other from college as we both were freshmen at the same uni. I saw him the next Monday at school but he never said anything about seeing us.
Get erections all the time, have to adjust. One time in school my lab partner was an extremely sexy girl I liked a lot and I got raging boners every day and sometimes had to go jerk off in the bathroom to get rid of it!
Anal sex in porn and stuff turns me on a lot and the idea of it is exciting but then I think about the details and it's not so appealing. I mentioned this in another thread but I have attempted anal sex twice. Once a few years ago and once about 7 or 8 years ago. The first time neither of us knew what we were doing and I couldn't get it to go in so we gave up (we had no lube, nothing LOL). The 2nd time I was all excited to try it and my gf was on her period hence why she wanted to do anal and again I had no lube or condoms and just her spit but as I was trying to put it in her I started thinking about what an anus is designed for and my hard on killed itself right then and there. We were at her parents place and of course they pulled up in the drive way while I was trying to push a limp dong into a tight place it really didn't want to be. Saved by her parents.
I would do anal if I had a condom, just has never worked out yet.
Thanks, yeah like I told someone in a PM I psyche myself out about it. My parents were hippies or something and decided I should be uncircumsized and here in the USA it seems to be very frowned upon to have fore skin and that just compounds my stressing over my dick. Hell, I once had a girlfriend say "I don't like uncircimsized dicks, they are gross and look weird". I gave her a dumbfounded look and said "uh, okay, I am uncircumsized????" See she had already given me 2 or 3 blow jobs by that point and we were sleeping together and it just blew me away. She must have not been very observant. I stumbled upon a reality show one time and the girls on the show wanted to see the guys dick because none of them had ever seen an uncut dick before and he whipped it out and they were like "ewww". Anyways, its almost like "fore skin" is a dirty word here in the US.
Average size, average thickness, and uncut. I know it's dumb but I get hung up on it.
I had an ex-gf who refused to let me cum in her mouth because of fear she would puke on me. Her best friend puked on her BF when he came in her mouth and ever since my ex always refused to allow a guy to cum in her mouth. She did lick it up once though. I cummed on her stomach and she wiped some on her fingers and tasted it. She was not revolted, but she didn't like the taste of cum and for sure wouldn't allow any oral cumming.
Not very good if you roll over on it when its rock hard, a bit uncomfortable.
Fantasy maybe, not for real.
