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Primal
Over 90 days ago
Male, 44
United States

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Tears?

Shit. I don't think I ever cried about anything like that in my entire life. Crazy!


I usually had to pick 3 courses I would pass and one that would be the neglected class that semester. I did end up with a 3.1 GPA in college, so it worked okay and I never had to stress over any late assignments. (for reference, I got a 2.6 GPA in high school, so improvement! yay!).
Ohhh not me...sounds too hard on the balls!

Have to be gentle with mine, a few times you ladies have played too rough and made me sick to my stomach!
Eh, I don't agree. I have never even clicked the "mature" category because to me, that means 75 year old grannys.

There is a big difference between mature and MILF...or maybe I am just too use to adult dvd categories.


Drat yous Necho! Way to put me on the spot ;)
Name that song!


Face down, ass up, that's the way I like to fuck;
I literally laughed out loud on the bottle of tequila, funny!
Quote by WellMadeMale
I heard Tiger Woods will never get another endorsement deal.


I heard money talks and noone cares about adultery anymore.


(I think Tiger walks from this, he's a billion dollar industry by himself, no way this is anything more than a brief detour for him and his endorsors)
Don't Shoot Me Santa - by The Killers

Ave/Ava Maria - by whoever

Run Rudolph Run - by Chuck Berry


A Couple Honorable Mentions:

The xmas one from George Michael/Wham!

Jingle Bell Rock - by whats-her-name

Holy Night by whoever
I wonder if they tasted like those goldfish crackers?


I used to love watching my red-ear slider turtle eat goldfish (part of their diet), they use their long front claws and go all Wolverine from X-Men on the goldfish lol.

Bad day for the goldfish, but a good one for the turtle ;)
if you watch Sons (or plan to in the near future) and are not caught up, don't read my post, it contains spoilers!!!









I think with Zobell (sp?) gone, the Irish will want to sell their guns to the Sons again, which means they should want to stop that rogue Irish who kidnapped the baby.

I also think the Sons will team up with the 9ers gang and the Asian mafia or whoever they are and go to turf war with the Mayans.

Gemma was framed for murder, so she will obviously be on the run, maybe sent to prison. I think they will eventually clear her name somehow.
I noticed some of the categories are being neglected, only a handful of stories.

Maybe we could have category specific competitions to help fill out categories?

Example, I looked at MILF today, like 10 or less stories!
Damn Shameless, we know you moonlight as a Lushie, but are you an Eskimo at your day job?



Under pressure - Queen
Nata... hmm, hmmmmm, hmm, hmmmmmmm.

Visual...hmm...hmmmmmm...hmmm...

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.......


That is a conflicting scenario. Hmm.
*takes a picture of Woman giggling while taking her picture of queeny's dildo in action on Shameless*
Question of the day: how many penises (or is it penei...penai...errrr) does queeny have?
Wait, in my case do I also carry around a dildo? Or just drop my pants? Might make walking interesting, kind of like a penguin I would imagine.



Eli, I will nake you a new one either tonight or tomorrow!
Its all good, I have never been good at it, so I won't miss it (or notice) when it starts to go.
Quote by HoneyBee000
Thanks for posting the new Killer's song Primal. I fancy the singer so much he's so sexy ha ha. My fave Killer's song is Mr Brightside love the video for that song.


Hey Honey, looky what I found, the official music video, its good!







ANd if anyone cares, here are all four, one each year the last four years:


The Killers - Christmas songs:


Happy Birthday Guadalupe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_T_H0DJ9-t0


Joseph, Better You Than Me (with Elton John and George Tennant 'sp?')
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBlbnjZ_mD4


Don't Shoot Me Santa
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9eHUgictCI


A Great Big Sled
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGt37KvSWiA
By have some fun, he means an up close view of Batman's utility belt.
Well, as one of your penises, do I curve left, right, up, or the rare down?