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Robz17
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 156
United Kingdom

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I've had quite a few....predominately mmf but a few ffm as well
I prefer to be naked around the house. Its far more liberating
Whole Lotta Love for me...well for today. Tomorrow it may be Kashmir
1. I threw away accidentally your fine and expensive collection (of stamps, coins, baseball cards,every issue of Pirelli calendar since the 1991…take your pick!) Spank you until your bum is red and stinging

2. I frequently fantazize on fucking your best friend senselessly …but wait a minute…you cannot possibly know that…unless of course I actually speak outloud when I am dreaming of him... Its not a spanking offence, it may need to become a reality

3. I am capable of eating/drinking your favourite food/drink in the blink of an eye without even saving some of it for you... Not a problem

4. I might have disclosed to your sister pieces of information that was supposed to remain secret…oups…slept in one of our girls chit chat Not a problem, she has already told me plus more!

5. I might have sent some of my underwear to dirty strangers that I met on the net over the past 6 months Not a problem

6. Oh nooo! I made a huuuge scratch on you brand new car…again!! Not a problem. I needed a new one anyway

7. I feed you with 3 hrs non stop of French music every Sunday morning Not a problem as long as I can look at Vanessa Paradis

8. Last week I screamed “Geoooorge!!!!” while you were pounding me hard …C´mon Baby, you know we all girls (and some boys) have fantazized on Clooney at least once in our lifetime… Spank til your bum is red. Clooney?! Really?!

9. I fired your housekeeper…yeah the sexy blond one with an eastern European accent: bye bye Katia!! Spank til your bum is red. I loved that girl, she loved you too

10. Yesterday I flirted outrageously with an officer in order to avoid a ticket…yeah I showed him so much of my cleavage that he could actually almost see the botom of my panties! Spank you until your bum is red and stinging.


See, I told you, bad to the bone, a real B---- and definitely deserving a punishment . Any idea of punishment?
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That does look good. Ham, mushrooms, pepperoni and mozzarella with herbs and garlic for me
Are you male or female? Male
How old are you? 37
How many times a week do you masturbate? Twice a day
How many times do you orgasm each time you play? At least once

Where do you masturbate:
In bed? Yes
In the shower? Yes
In the bath? Yes
Outdoors? Yes
At work? Yes
Every room in the house? Yes
In a car while traveling... ? No

What do you fantasize about when you play:
A significant other? Yes
A friend? Yes
A friend's spouse? Yes
A stranger? Yes
A student? No
A member of the same sex? No
A past lover? Yes

What position do you play in:
On your back? Yes
Standing? Occasionally
Kneeling? Occasionally
Sitting? Occasionally
Lying on tummy? Occasionally

How do you play:
With left hand? Seldom
With right hand? Yes
With a toy? Occasionally
With water from bath? No
Written erotica? Yes
Pictures? Yes
Movie clips online? Yes
Videos? Yes
Something on TV? Yes

What is your favorite porn:
Straight sex between man and woman?
Gay or lesbian sex?
Group sex or orgies? Yes
Blow jobs/oral sex?
Cumshots?
Anal?
Interracial?
Age play?
S&M?
Role playing?
Kinky?

Have you ever masturbated to:
Email messages? Yes
A chat room dialogue? Yes
Exchanged stories or pictures? Yes

Have you ever:
Been caught masturbating? Yes
Masturbated for a man/woman? Yes
Masturbated for the same sex? Yes
Masturbated in a group? Yes
Masturbated for a photo? Yes
Masturbated for a webcam? Yes
Masturbated for a video?

Do you ever:
Play with nipples/breasts when masturbating? no
Insert something or play with your ass? Yes
Insert something in mouth when masturbating? No
Use pain as a method of playing? No

For men and women:
Do you taste your cum? Yes
When was the last time you masturbated? This morning
Are you wet or hard now? Yes
Are you going to masturbate now? Possibly
Are you a masturbation addict? No
What is the most you have played in one day? Four or five times
I sometimes fantasise about having a threesome with a bi-couple
We have different types of love for different types of people in our lives, so yes I have loved more than one person at once
We have different types of love for different types of people in our lives, so yes I have loved more than one person at once
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Right now. Is that wrong of me to admit that?!


Well done you. I last played this morning in the shower
It's a Wonderful Life
Muppets Christmas Carol
Scrooged
Raymond Briggs's The Snowman
Gremlins
She is quite sexy, although I have more of a crush on Julia Bradbury
Girl or wife? Yes.
Stranger? Yes.
Another guy? I have wanked in front of another guy as I watched him fuck his wife
Its a wonderful experience and sensation to be fucked by a woman with a strap-on
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Two inferior beings? Very PC....NOT!