Fish swim, birds fly, Christians don’t read books they quote.

Not tilted enough for me to consider the up front payment and 10 years is quick enough. I’ll have enough for a house down payment in one month. So put me on the payment plan!

Would you prefer $1,000,000 today or $40,000,000 in 15 years?

The punctuation and sentence structure is physically causing me pain. One of the most fascinating parts of social media was learning most politicians couldn't pass a middle school English class.

I would but the kids would complain.

What's your favorite naked activity that one does not typically do naked?

Having done it a few times here’s my analysis.

1. Showers are a great place for foreplay. Washing each other, wet soapy bodies, very nice.

2. Oral sex can be good depending on the shower. If you can’t escape the water it’s like trying to perform oral while being water boarded.

3. Intercourse; Better have some very specific setups. I’m talking non-slip mats, bars to hold onto, maybe a seat… otherwise your going to fall and break your dick.

I do abstain for periods, sometimes a few months. It’s like most drugs, overexposure lessens the effects and increases reliance.

Both, dinner around 4, pre bed snack around 10

Depends, couldn’t dip right in but to cap off an evening maybe.

Have you ever gone to a sauna?

Zucchini, but preferably both at once.

Black beans or kidney beans?

There are much better places for tea than a hotel room! Let me take you to a tea shop! Get us some delicious tiny sandwiches!

What kind of tea do you drink if any?

Not necessarily, I think completely straight is a thing. That being said I think far more people are bisexually incline than who identify as such. Patriarchal structures in our society cause many men to not reflect in that way. Myself as an example, realized I was bi a few years ago. I just never really considered those feelings.

Have you ever re-evaluated and changed how you identify your sexuality.

Proses are read,

Though the language be blue.

I’ll use pretty words,

Describing filthy things I’ll do for you.

I like to keep a steady supply of freckles on hand in case mine start to fade.

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Legalizing is one hell of a platform.

Big government would have you believe it’s unnatural to have teeth growing from your eye. But if you read the Bible you would know that we all came from Adam and Eve. There needed to be lots of cousin fucking to populate the planet from there.

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Republicans adore babies whose eyes are too close together. As long as other people are taking care of and raising them to young adulthood.

Honestly I think you give them too much credit. They adore babies till their born, then they don’t care if they starve in an alley.

I have done so quite a bit. My partner gets painful menstrual cramps. A good fucking does wonders to relieve the pain. So we throw a red towel down on the bed, keep it simple (like missionary), and shower afterwards.

His name is Trigger. Handsome and well-groomed fellow. Curious and excitable. Playful and full of vigor. A connoisseur of textures.

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They're using popcorn buckets for the votes to prevent fraud,

Who knew my grade school class president votes were as secure as you could get!

The secretary from Ghostbusters, Janine. Grace Jones in Conan.

Friend, finding a stranger in my bed in the morning would be disturbing.

What’s a more comforting noise? Ocean waves or rainfall?

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It's not just Republicans. Look at Biden.

I would argue that Biden is simply a 1980’s Republican. Just both parties have ratchet further and further to the right for the last few decades.

Biden is unequivocally a white Christian nationalist.

So does American coke. Mexican coke isn't that bad.

Israel is a 100% puppet colonial power of the western nations to keep a foot in the Middle East. Gaza is an internment camp.

I’m really happy to see the shift in attitude over the years in America. When I was a kid speaking out about the Israeli occupation w got you labeled a Nazi. Now thanks to social media and the internet giving people access to both the history and the modern day horrors of the area people are changing their minds.

There’s a particularly strong surge in anti-Zionist ideology from Jewish Americans who publicly condemn the acts of Israel and the US government who supplies them with billions of dollars of murder machines.

As someone who grew up in Ohio… fuck all y’all West coast people for making fun of saying ‘Pop’. Learn to use an onomatopoeia you culture deprived swine.

Most of what y’all drink does not contain sodium bicarbonate so you’re not even using the term right.

And to you Southerners, don’t let corporations choose your terminology. The following exchange drives me insane:

“What kind of coke do you want?”

“Pepsi is my favorite coke.”

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The President Threw Us Under The Bus:

https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2021/01/embedding-with-pentagon-leadership-in-trumps-chaotic-last-week

Why was there a nearly 5 hour gap between the time a National Guard deployment was first requested, from the Capitol Bldg - and the time when Nat'l Guard troops began arriving and getting sworn in then joining the Capitol Police in securing the building and repelling all insurrectionists?

https://www.justsecurity.org/76113/investigating-jan-6-key-unanswered-questions-for-congress-and-media-to-ask/

Oh, because it was a bunch of mostly middle aged white men. They don’t march out the Guard until enough people of color show up.

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It's one of those things that I'd do if my partner was into it, but not something I'd seek out for myself since there's other parts of a woman I'd prefer to fuck.

(This is the part where I insert that meme of the douchebag on the street with the sign that reads 'change my mind').

I will say there’s a softness to breasts that’s different than the normal places you would want to fuck. It’s a unique sensation that I would highly recommend trying if your partner is down.

It’s also a great position for dirty talk and a very pleasing sight to look down to.

I’m not down for anything that I feel would hurt someone. If it was with all parties consent I’m there.

I’m an aggressive switch, so either way I’m happy.

My partner has extremely sensitive breasts. One day in the heat of the moment I began fucking her tits. I was extremely surprised to find how much she was getting off on it.

It’s a special treat I get every once in a while and normally she is the one who initiates it. She has orgasmed hard from breast play alone but hasn’t gotten all the way from tit fucking. Gets her worked up enough that it normally only takes a few minutes to return the favor somehow.

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There will be a correction back to normal. Make America Great Again! 👍🇺🇸

In your opinion, when was America ever great? Because you want to go back to that, so when was that?