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Surrender

Someone that I used to know… in my pants. (I really can’t remember the band or the female collaborative vocalist)

claim

Dumb Waiter

Let it go… in my pants. Frozen

Wind Up in my pants. Jethro Tull

Explore

Can you pass me someone else? Who am I answering for them? I guess it’s charmer. I’ll pass, don’t think we would click on any level.

More filters for your stories. Currently we have , which I massively appreciate. Would also like to be able to black list more subjects.

What subject/genres would you take off the story feed if you could?

Two cats. Would like a dog but not currently prepared for the workload and attention it would require. Cats are independent little furry people and I appreciate that.

Hummus, I make a mean tzatziki but prefer that sesame flavor.

Catfish or salmon? What’s the tastier bottom feeder?

As a tutor… I have. Mostly because I kept getting assigned tutoring to people who signed up because their college professors told them to because they were struggling with a class. However they really had no interest in studying or doing homework. So they would come in with three weeks left in the course and expect me to beam the information into their skulls in one hour. Even if we had multiple sessions it was pretty clear they never practiced outside of our sessions. So I just started ditching people doing that.

If you were going to be transformed into an animal, what would it be and why?

Elegy. The dead are often more interesting than the living.

Mythology: Greek or Norse?

Um, I think one spam bot. I have a feeling the women need make a lot more use of it than the fellas.

Have you been friends with someone asexual before?

Tokyo Godfathers, simply the best Christmas movie. It’s an anime about 3 homeless people, an older drunk, a drag Queen, and a teen runaway. They find a baby in the dumpster. It’s just amazing, from the cinematography to the script. Strong recommendation. The director is legendary, made some of the most amazing movies before he died young of cancer. Satoshi Kun (think I’m spelling it right) was a genius. Hollywood has been ripping him off for decades.

Any director/film maker you think people sleep on?

Sort of… I just dropped social media pretty much completely. Unfriended a guy due to extreme toxic misogyny. I’m sure it would have gotten political if I didn’t drop that early.

Ever give up on something (like I did with social media) because it sucked so much of your time and energy?

As he stroked he felt a deep surge

That arose from his throbbing prick's urge

But 'twas instead a burrito

which he thought was quite neato!

Fingertips

Nope, wish I could. I would do some fun and worthwhile things to get me there.

HYE been to a protest that drew the police out?

Master baiter

Hers, probably made of better fabric

Silk sheets or cotton?

Spider-Man upside down with wet Kirstin Dunst.

Speaking of Dunst, was there an actor you wrote off early but were surprised to find out they were really, really good? (Fargo, season 2 was amazing, made me watch her Marie Antoinette movie which she did another great job with)

Quote by WilliamGrey

Food sex is one that does nothing for me. However, I think I was put off by an otherwise excellent story where the man breaks off from foreplay to go to the fridge and get something like grapes, which he then squelched into his partner's pussy. It may have been something that really turned the writer on, but I didn't get it.

Quick anecdote from this… when my partners sister [removed by moderator] asked us if eating a girl out was like putting a hot dog in your snatch and having someone eat it. Think about that every time there’s food sex.

Yup. Then she refused to press charges and moved back in 2 days later. Think about that a lot.

HYE given someone a fake phone number?

Flirt back.

Subtle Innuendo or direct proposition?

Hurt, NIN. Johnny Cash covered it and now it’s Cash’s song.

Space station

I’ll wait in the car, Joe’s are always so cramped.

Ranch or BBQ?

Muddled.