Raven

My other screen. That's right kids, if you join the high-paced career path of accounting you too can use two monitors at once like a hacker from the 90s.

Whenas -> Shaven

Playtime

Speaking of Russian Dolls and one liners...

"The universe is trying to fuck with me and I refuse to engage." -Nadia from Russian Doll (Like every 5th line is a great one liner, good show)

Doll

Tomfoolery

Kinky

Acrobatic

I am naked because... wait... what are you doing in my house?

As long as we're hitting some last words... "I'm not frightened. It's just that I will miss you all so much." These would have been very sweet last words from the great writer Roald Dahl... except that's when the nurse stabbed him with the needle full of morphine. So instead his last words were, "Ow! Fuck!"

Had to write an essay about how alcohol was evil to stop from getting kicked out of the Dare program because a bunch of us were going to get kicked out for having Binaca mint spray which contained alcohol at grade school. You know, obviously we were all going to get plastered off of a few sprays on the tongue.

2002

Joker, more character depth... as long as you don't let Leto get anywhere near it.

Tony Stark or Bruce Wayne?

Oscar Wilde's last words... "My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One of us has to go."

Was really considering starting my existence, but took a few years off to find myself first.

1984

Very, cooked in some high-end professional kitchens. Tried a lot of cool world cuisines. A lot of very strange things. I only shy away from foods that I think are cruel or some animals I find to be hyper-intelligent and feel morally questionable about eating. Like octopus, which I used to really like.

What is the strangest thing you've eaten? (Food, you lush people. Food)

Sedan, hate big vehicles. Would walk everywhere if I could.

Catwoman or Harley Quinn?

Way it’s supposed to be pronounced as long as I don’t need to do some unfamiliar linguistic tricks, like rolling ‘r’s. Also refuse to apply any attempt at an accent as I’m so bad at them that it sounds like I’m mocking your culture by trying.

Ever work in a place where English was not the first language?

Yup. When I was 32 I was carded for NyQuil. Was angry growing up with a baby face but seems like a long term payoff. People also think my older son is my brother.

Ever troll online? And I mean the old school definition, where you are more like a merry trickster. Not like how the news relabeled the term for bully or how old republicans call people trolls because they cite scientific articles.

Watching Emeril was how I got into cooking. Some of my favorite food to make.

You order your food. Waiter asks how spicy, 1-10. What do you pick?

I enjoy writing, but my favorite part is having my partner read my work.

Do you have a go-to editor?

Opened a new hotel, being on an opening crew is super fun. Did it twice.

1996

Yes, but not sure if I should have. Processed the bills, that included insurance documents that had more info than I really should have known. Just did my best to ignore it.

Ever report someone in HR to a higher up HR?

Nope. Have life things, job, family, chores. Would like to but at the end of the day sometimes I just don’t have the energy.

When you hit writers block, do you power through or set the story aside?

Outside. Botanical gardens, hiking, animal sanctuaries.

Ok, someone undesirable offers you cash for sex. Do you have a price, and if you do what is it?

I really hate when the news announces ‘a new study shows’ and then states an obvious issue like it’s brand new to everyone.

Example from today: “A New Study Shows Oil Companies Release a lot more water pollution near communities of color.”

No shit?! You mean you needed a study for that? For the exact thing Indigenous, Latino, and Black communities have been saying for the past 60 years? You needed a study to find out oil companies will build a longer pipe to avoid a white community and just dump polluted water directly into the water supply of a poor community?

Need a study to see that pipelines specifically are pushed through reservation land despite all the protests and reports that they have been destroying the food and water supplies and natural habitats?

The sheer full that something isn’t a fact till a white team of scientists do a study is infuriating. Almost as infuriating as the fact that even with the new study this will disappear from the headlines and no one will do anything about the obvious illegal dumping of toxic sludge into our water.

Don’t believe so,

Ever have a work wife/husband?

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Thank you. Per my usual lately, I wrote it and now think it sucks big hairy balls.

I mean… given the nature of this website there’s a lot of people who really are interested in big hairy balls being sucked.

Strip for grilling, ribeye for braising.

Grilled asparagus or sautéed spinach with that meat?

Nope, never lived outside the US.

HYE went ghost hunting?