So... I know I'm not your usual, but at least I appreciate and am excited to see your nature photos. Hit me with those bird pics!

Anywho, I think I'll be quite happy with whoever is below.

When I was a kid I went fishing with my Dad at this lake. We rented a boat for the day. After the end of the day we brought it back to dock, and the guy goes over to retrieve that battery from the motor. My Dad tried to be helpful and picked it up and leaned over to hand it to him. The boat imidiately went unbalanced with this heavy weight on one end and the boat flipped. Tackle boxes, fishing poles, my father, and myself go ass over tin cup and into the drink.

Spent 30 minutes diving for our stuff. My Dad’s cell phone was bricked and we never found his pager. I just was drenched.

Ever fallen off a boat?

Squeezing

Yes, but I think it was common. Changing rooms and wrestling weigh ins were done when I was young. Showers after practice were required (skin conditions like ringworm thrive in these sports) so it was inescapable. Still, nothing too bad.

Have you ever met someone way to gung ho about being nude in front of strangers?

Not in an official business capacity boss, but I consider my partner to be running this operation.

What's a terrible pickup line you've heard?

Lord of the Rings Trilogy... we have

1. Fellowship of the Moist.

2. The Moist Towers.

3. The Return of the Moist.

I really like it, but I’m not an exhibitionist. Therefor I enjoy it but self either isolation (far out in the woods on a hike when we haven’t seen anyone in a while) or the cover of darkness (back yard with no lights on)

Would you have sex with someone without knowing their real name?

Doesn’t make me enjoy it more, but it helps me decide if I want to invest the time for a read.

I normally form a picture of the characters in my head, but for many if there is a cover image of a character their brain will latch onto that. If this enhances or detracts from the story in terms of general acceptance it’s hard to say.

Personally I rarely use actual people on my cover for a few reasons. I don’t use AI, I’m not a skilled artist, and using photos I find online of strangers feels a bit creepy.

PART 3: BRUISED AND USED!

In which Sage smears her makeup, leaves her mark upon the Shears, and is paid for her efforts.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/college-sex/sage-silver-broken-on-break-chapter-three-bruised-and-used-2

I almost exclusively bake. Generally from scratch but I’m not beyond a good cake or brownie mix if my time is crunched.

When you sleep, do you prefer it pitch blackness or a little bit of light?

I look over at you and ask why a deserted island has huts. Who is maintaining these?

Yeah, missed a few I think. Nervous and self conscious when I was younger, I think I walked away from a few offers left on the table that I regret.

Have you ever woken a partner up on the middle of the night to fool around?

It’s not an issue of pride, it’s an issue of appropriateness. Some kinks are best reserved for those closest to you.

Do you have any fantasies that you wouldn’t ever tell anyone about?

Many places, it it’s hard to argue anytime is more peaceful the minutes before I go and my cat sits on my chest and purrs me to sleep.

What was the last band or musician that moved you?

Calm of the country, I’ve had enough cities for a lifetime.

Halloween or Christmas?

Weirdly I’m going to say Columbus Ohio.

What’s your least favorite city you’ve been to?

I'm putting the finishing touches on the next chapter of Sage Silver: Broken on Break. The morning after voyeuristically watching her best friend's parents, Sage is left enraged by the personal insults endured by what she's seen. But this morning she has Maxwell all to herself. Sage enacts her sultry vengeance in the next chapter, and it includes the most hardcore scenes I've ever released.

Sage Silver: Broken on Break - Chapter Three: Bruised and Used

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/college-sex/sage-silver-broken-on-break-chapter-one-meet-the-shears-2

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/college-sex/sage-silver-broken-on-break-chapter-two-game-night

One time I went camping and there was this couple on the camp ground who were at it like rabbits. I think I ran into them going at it three times in one weekend. Good for them.

Have you ever had neighbors who had lots of very loud sex?

He lovingly cradled her head while violating her throat.

"That's my girl."

If it clicks, we dicks.

Burritos or tacos?

Morning, I love sleeping with the smell of her all over myself.

Do you ever smell a person's clothes because it's arousing?

Elenore Rigby - The Beatles

Nah, the place I'm currently living at is in an atmospheric pocket that keeps the weather pretty tame. Biggest concern is potential tsunamis and earthquakes. Both of which would have to be pretty massive to affect me.

As things get hot and heavy do you prefer to undress yourself or to be undressed?

Has not happened, not even close.

If someone told you they were in an open relationship, do you believe that at face value or would you need some sort of confirmation such as speaking with their spouse?

Yes, especially around late high school and early college. Being an excitable teenage boy I found I was bursting hard and fast when I started making out or wrestling around with my girlfriend. Took a while to get the stamina to last longer. Luckily I found my reload time could be quite quick.

If your partner cums incredibly quick, are you disappointed or flattered?

Listen, I know this may be sound weird but can I also join this sisterhood?

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Teen Titans

How do you feel about Teen Titans Go?

Batman: The Animated Series was amazing when I was a kid and has stood the test of time. Mark Hamill was an iconic Joker, stories were interesting and unique. Trivia fact: Harley Quinn came from this show originally, not the comic.

Gargoyles was also fun but it’s a little more cheesy now that I’ve watched a few episodes again.

The Tick, absolutely hilarious.

Nope, just unnatural disasters like a fire that spread from an adjoining apartment. Got close a few times in Ohio, had a couple close calls with tornadoes.

What sort of natural disasters occur where you live?

A decent amount and I’ve seen some cool footage taken from a few.

What sort of wildlife lives around you?

Kitchari pancakes. Mung beans soaked and cooked with a bunch of spices served over rice with a tomato relish. After a day or two add some egg and breadcrumbs to the kitchari and it’s easy to pan fry. Topping with a fried egg is pretty great too.