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Ruthie
Over 90 days ago
Heteroflexible Female

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wallet with ids, credit and debit cards, cash, receipts, library card etc.
makeup palette
lip gloss
lipstick
bert's bees lip balm,
liquid foundation
loose change
mirror
emery boards
small nail clipper with file
mad hatter key ring with car keys and house key
check book
m&ms
hand sanitizer
kleenex pocket pack
tampons
ball point pens
guitar picks
spray bottle of saline for sinuses
phone
loose dollar bill
small bic lighter
Lance malt crackers
three mini Despicable Me minions
notebook
hot pink mace pepper spray
whistle
travel tooth brush, unused
inexplicable lid from peanut jar
baby bulldog
microwave popcorn movie theater butter one package
bag of salted peanuts
two individual sugar bags
two stevia bags
three twinings earl grey tea bags
one twinings english breakfast tea bag
snickers wrapper
small unidentified crumbs at bottom of purse, possibly peanut particles
Quote by CleoElGato
I have noticed that some people have badgers here. Obviously, you've forgotten to give me any. I would like one of each, please.


Badgers? I don't have any badgers. I had no idea that Lush gave out badgers. How do you get one? How many kinds of badgers are there? I know of only one variety here where I live, and they aren't very friendly. It took me most of the day to lure one into my house and then he repaid my kindness by chewing up my cat toys and chasing my dog up a tree. Are you sure you want some?

edit: I notice that I was wrong about the word badger, so I changed your quote. It was easier than changing my reply.
Quote by Magical_felix


Why would anyone laugh at such flawlessly beautiful breasts? Good for you, Ruthie.


Run this picture through google images and see what horrible similar images it returns. One of them is a man's chest, another is a man's back, one is a woman's nose and lips. I can't understand that last one. Anyway, thanks. You too Gael.
I already have a gold membership. However, I do support breast cancer research, so I will show you boobies. Promise not to laugh.

Fortunately, you've come to the right place. Click on the store icon at the top of the page, on the red line. You can find vibrators and dildos right here at Lush. There are all different sorts, as well as other sex toys that might interest you, even if it only gives you material for your fantasies.
I'd like to recommend Vanishing of the Bees which is narrated by Ellen Page.
Annabeth wants to help people, and be a pediatrician. Her ambitions run toward helping others, which makes her a wonderful person in my book.
Two hundred nine stories Katie? June has only thirty days. That's 6.9 stories per day. How do you expect me to compete with that when I am so very, very lazy?

The award is well deserved. You are excellence personified.
Quote by clum
I find it very interesting that this was posted in Ask The Guys. That's the problem, isn't it? We (unconsciously) let men decide what the measure of a woman is.

In fact, the transition from girl to woman should have fuck all to do with us and everything to do with that person's own experiences and personal development. Instead, too many girls think that they become a woman when a man deems them to be so, or tells them that they are.

Patriarchal bullshit, is what it is.

So don't 'Ask The Guys' what the difference between a girl and a woman is. We don't decide that. Our opinion is irrelevant.

I know the question was innocent enough, but it's indicative of a bigger problem and it would be remiss of me to sit by and let this thread fill up with arbitrary judgements that unwittingly undermine the self-esteem and self-determination of a fuck load of women.


Thank you Clum.
Quote by DanielleX
Any experts on Sherlock Holmes?


Yes.
I like it okay, but it's not something I'm really crazy about. If I never had it again, I wouldn't miss it.
I'd like to be dominated along with TheSensualLady by midnight900, but she can give me a few spanks too if she wants.
Quote by Buz
How about requiring fingerprints, DNA, an anal probe, an NSA background check, and a letter of authenticity from Interpol? And toss in your credit score.



We'll get a lot of people joining just for the anal probes now.
I'm very disappointed. Mythbusters will never be the same.
Honeymoon is a horror movie directed by Leigh Janiak and starring Rose Leslie and Harry Treadaway as newlyweds Paul and Bea. The film is Janiak's first as a director. and was partly inspired by trips she took to Canada as a girl.

Paul and Bea are adorable newlyweds who go to Bea's family cabin for their honeymoon. Theirs is a beautiful love story, and they are obviously deeply in love with one another as well as best friends. They are portrayed as a near perfect couple, which makes the changes that come into their relationship all the harder for the audience to handle.

After an encounter with one of Bea's old friends, Will, played by Ben Huber, Paul awakens to find that Bea is not in bed with him. He finds her wandering in the woods. From ;that point on, Bea begins to exhibit strange behaivor. She forgets how to make French toast, for instance, and finds excuses not to have sex with Paul. Paul suspects that she has had a fling with Will in the woods, but the truth, as it always is in horror movies, is much stranger.

Rose Leslie, whom you may be familiar with as Ygritte from Game of Thrones does an excellent job as the young bride. She portrays Bea as fun and adventurous, whose affection toward Paul is believable and realistic. Harry Treadway does an equally good job as Paul, a young man who is deeply in love with his wife. The lead actors are better known in their native UK than in the US, Leslie is from Scotland while Treadaway is from England. They do fine jobs as Americans, with near perfect accents. Leslie and Treadaway are required to carry most of the film themselves. Ben Huber and Hannah Brown are important to the plot, but their appearances are brief. Still, both manage to do believable characters.

Honeymoon is a good film from a first time film maker. Like all horror movies, this one requires a willing suspension of disbelief, but if you can manage that, it's a good film.