stu was a chip and dale dancer before he got fired for being too fat.
mmm could you untie me my wrists are asleep
i thought you were a smurf
you can bring the canine this time but he better lick assholes that aren't his
because i was taking picture of you naked for my male friends
let me find my strapon, then round 2
well i have to break up with. cause you gave me herpes
maybe later i hear you have a new lover what is it a pitbull this time
yeah but the failed sex change stories a more interesting
i bought them for 50 cents and why didn't you cum last night lydia?
i bit you then who bit me?!?!? and you tase like smoked fish.
he is only a werewolf because he fucked you.
he didn't i did. i thought you said i could keep it when we were playing lst night
when jackand jill came out of the woom the doctors couldn't tell what it was so the parentes named it jack and jill
could you get your lolliepop out of my ass
susan england married a vodka bottle and when intrviewed by a local paper as to her reason for marrying said bottle said it was the best fuck she has ever had.
sassy is really marilynn monroe