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Saintz
Over 90 days ago
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When standing both straight, it all depends on how tall she is.
My ex was a lot smaller than me and had a nice round butt, which meant I had to bent through my knees and try curve my cock upwards.
Wasn't comfortable and and my cock is straight so it kept bending back and popping out of her pussy.
Maybe we just weren't creative enough haha
My ex was a lot smaller than me and had a nice round butt, which meant I had to bent through my knees and try curve my cock upwards.
Wasn't comfortable and and my cock is straight so it kept bending back and popping out of her pussy.
Maybe we just weren't creative enough haha
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Quote by 1nympholes
I am in the Plus 40 (not 50 yet) crowd and I like a mans platform clean and sweet.
If you really have a thick bush you may find girls are not as ready to suck you as if you at least well maintained.
I shave the hair of my shaft and having blond pubes helps, doesn't look like a lot of hair.
Never had much problems with women not wanting to give head.
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I did after a night in the pub with a girl I well knew. She was part of our friend group but not the prettiest girl.
Even worse, I didn't really liked her. But having too much to drink I ended up in her bed.
I was moving down south to lick her when I found out she didn't shave or trim her pussy at all.
Even so I licked her out and when she came she squirted. Never had experienced that before and I was so shocked I went limp.
She didn't want to give head to get me hard again and hardly made any effort at all.
I dressed and left. Next friday I found out she had spread the rumor I was very small endowed and couldn't get it hard.
Learned my lesson well!
Even worse, I didn't really liked her. But having too much to drink I ended up in her bed.
I was moving down south to lick her when I found out she didn't shave or trim her pussy at all.
Even so I licked her out and when she came she squirted. Never had experienced that before and I was so shocked I went limp.
She didn't want to give head to get me hard again and hardly made any effort at all.
I dressed and left. Next friday I found out she had spread the rumor I was very small endowed and couldn't get it hard.
Learned my lesson well!
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Quote by squiffy
I always found that whizz and coke would shrink my cock and render it completely useless, yet, at the same time, stimulate my sex drive. So, even though my cock was shriveled up, I'd be walking around feeling horny. We used to call it "peacock" because our cocks would shrink to the size of a pea. So we'd say things like, "Fuck! That whizz has given me a proper peacock".
I dread to think how many times I turned down sexual advances from women because I knew that as soon as I dropped my pants they'd just fall about laughing. Plus the chances of getting a erection were none existent.
A very horny and persistent woman followed me home from the pub one night after I'd bombed a gram of whizz. She would not take no for an answer, so I just went the flow and invited her in. Once we got upstairs, she stripped off, got into bed, and sat there nagging me to join her in bed whilst I sat at the end of the bed sipping lager and making excuses. She eventually got the message and feel asleep, woke up the next morning and buggered off.
A couple of days later, I found out she'd been spreading rumours about me, telling people I refused to have sex with her and confessed to being gay. Now I'm the least homophobic person you'll ever meet, but there were certain people on my manor that would take offence to that sort of thing. Anyway, once I got the life back into my cock, I contacted her and gave her a good screwing just to keep her sweet and stop her spreading lies about me.
Were you also so shocked the first time? I never knew it could get so small haha I can get it hard tough, just a bit more effort.
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Quote by SereneProdigy
I actually noticed the Pink Floyd artwork myself, before anything else:
That said, if I had a lot of money I'd be way more inclined to invest in a 'musical room' than in a home theater. My favorite movies don't usually contain all that many SFX, so I'm already plenty satisfied with a regular system/screen; my father even has a 3D system with a 60" screen and I find it a little over-the-top (those 3D glasses really get annoying after a while).
I actually have a friend who had a sound system worth $50,000 (yes, you read that right). No bullshit, even the cables he used to plug his amps were gold-plated and worth $700 a pair. He was earning $60,000/year, didn't own a car and lived in a small 3-1/2 apartment with no wife/kids, so he had a lot of money to invest on that; music was pretty much his entire life. Sadly he eventually sold it all for 1/4 of the price ($13,000) to snort a shitload amount of cocaine. True story.
I totally imagine myself listening to my favorite music in that room, while having a drink and smoking my electronic cigars:
For me a good sound system isn't about money. I have a thing for the 70's stuff. I love my Pioneer amp and Garrard turntable. For speakers I now use a Bowers&Wilkons set and set from Kef. Yes, I prefer the English audio sound :-D Everything together just costed me over 250 dollar!
Trust me sounds marvelous while drinking a class of whisky and a smoking a cigar!
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Quote by ShyVixen
I recently had a labial reduction. It was sex that was more a factor than physical appearance. My lips went inwards at times during intercourse and this caused significant friction, not enjoyable in the least. Oral sex wasn't an issue, in fact that was the chosen of the two options. Since having the surgery there's been a dramatic difference.
That's what I meant with the friction, but I never knew it could be painful for women.
Thanks for learning me something new!
