316 never mean

333 how 'bout a shopping spree?

Big, tight, squeezes.

My dog. She's so damn spoiled.

Awe... good luck whoever is next.

329 pour the wine.

338 - well that's just great.

340 accurate count for me.

341 - I can do that same with sweet men, hun.

343 but paws under the door scream..... LOOOK AT MEEEEE!

Bye, Meg

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I have mind mice. They nibble memories. Or is that mammaries... ?

It's mammaries, cause your mind's always on boobs.

346 and brought it home, along with those chicks.

349, time to dine!

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So that I'd have more time to read her diaries. You just would not believe....!

Yes, no one believes your fibs. I'm an angel. 😇

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355 don't be jive 🦃

357 can I borrow some leaven? Making sour dough and ran out of starter

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Orgasmic

364 not one more

Test my patience again and I'm taking your charging cord.

366

An English man moved to the States

Where his accent got him many dates

The blonds and brunettes

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Having a Sis like Sandra.

Love you to bits.

My old dog is snoring loud enough to set off neighboring car alarms.

It was the only door I have with a see through key hole.

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