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Sensei
1 week ago
Straight Male, 57
0 miles · California

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Mouth soaping

oops. But it still works... there's water in that picture too.
Quote by Chase
As Michael Masterson is, according to the internet, a guy who produces spanking-themed photos - Michael Masterson is not an OBJECT IN THE PHOTO


Um, no, he was also the guy doing the actual spanking in that picture.
Aziz Ansari talked about this on The Jesselnik Offensive a few months ago. On his latest stand-up tour, he would conduct an informal poll along the lines of "Clap if you're a woman. Now clap if you've ever been sent a dick pick." And the results were always, in his estimation somewhere above the 2/3 mark or something. Way higher than one would expect.

Of course, Anthony then made it even funnier by adding, "Now clap if it was Aziz who sent you the dick pick."

Anyway, I've never sent one (seriously - nobody wants to see that), but I can only guess that guys send them because they want reciprocation. And any picture of a nude woman is about as desirable as a picture of a cock is undesirable.


The carpet matches the drapes (if you know what I mean).


wrist-and-ankle spreader bar bondage.

P.s. I almost went with anal hook, but it's hard to get a shot of that that will pass muster.