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I have to respectfully disagree with you on Darth Vader. Sure, he's a ruthless murderer who has committed genocide against entire planets, but he's like a general in the military who must believe that he is in the service of a greater good (the empire). I believe that Vader is largely motivated by political desire to unify and bring stability to the galaxy. The Rebels are the enemies of law and order, from this perspective, a force of entropy that seeks to undo the accomplishments of the empire, and spread chaos. Essentially it's a colonial agenda of civilizing the barbarians by violently establishing power and authority over them in order to educate and enlighten them about the correct order of things. Yet, even the colonists who committed awful atrocities against native populations did not do so because they were 'pure evil'. In fact, most of them believed themselves to be righteous and glorifying God (or the Force) in their actions.

Of course, I'm talking just about the original trilogy. You could also point to the prequels and Anakin's poor broken heart, but I found that to be less convincing as a motivation for Vader's 'evilness,' and was handled very clumsily by everyone involved. Honestly, I think Vader has had time between being recruited to the dark side, and the beginning of Episode IV to do quite a lot of mourning work, and to come to terms with the traumatic events of Episode III. There might be some unresolved grief issues (he doesn't seem like the kind of guy who is going to go see a therapist about his problems, but that might be a fun spin-off), but the pain of loss is bound to be somewhat less sharp than it was 18 years ago (or however old Luke is when we first meet him). To me, the reason for Vader's 'evil' is far more mundane - he's just doing his job.


I guess I've always been much too enthralled by the simplistic plot of Star Wars to take its political structure any seriously. Was it actually meant to be taken seriously? Because you know, as much as there was a galactic war going on, it's never been fully explained what was at stake other than a vague quest for 'absolute power' and virtuous attempts to defeat it. Hell, we don't even get to apprehend what exactly is 'The Empire', other than some synthetic planet inhabited by grim quinquagenarians (which they affectionately call the Death Star and which happens to be a gigantic weapon of mass destruction, just in case a slow 8-year-old kid might have a hard time grasping that they're the stereotypical bad guys).

Ask yourself what's the focus of these movies: was there ever an in-depth analysis of the context or the characters? We never get to understand what's the planet of origins of humans or how they conveniently came to populate the four corners of the galaxy, Luke's childhood is totally left to open interpretation, we don't even get to discern what-in-fuck is Princess Leia supposed to be the princess of in the original trilogy (I guess they just needed a princess to make her damsel-in-distress moments more [s]clichéd[/s] mesmerizing). And in the specific case of Darth Vader, the only sort of 'character exploration' that's ever offered to us aside from his illustrious "I'm your father" is him dismembering his own son or chocking his officers to death in his spare time. I dunno, but to me the entirety of it all hardly comes across as anything else but a theatrical context to make the lightsaber clashes more epic and engaging.

Look, I enjoyed the ingenuity of these movies just as much as the next guy, but that ought to be one of those most stereotypical works of fiction ever created. Everything about it is highly stereotypical, from the simplistic plot (ie. young man unexpectedly embarks on a journey to save the world and must forge his character through numerous tests) to the characters themselves (ie. prophesied protagonist, unmissable mentor(s), faithful allies, damsel-in-distress, typical villain who's barely human anymore and who compulsorily loves to dress in black). Seriously, any profound imbecile could have guessed which character was going to fill each stereotypical role just by previously observing the movie-posters for a mere 2 seconds:





The whole essence of these movies was to offer the legendary 'eternal battle between good and evil' an inventive spin with amicable robots and colorful lightsabers, and the producers most certainly never attempted to conceal the conspicuous stereotypical nature of it all. Sorry to say, but you establishing parallels with real-world generals and plugging all sorts of intents which were never properly explored in the movies hardly makes it a non-stereotypical saga.

I'm highly curious though, which villain would personify a 'pure evil' villain to you if even Darth Vader himself doesn't?
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I think "pure evil" is pretty lazy in terms of constructing a character. No one ever really considers themselves to be evil, it's always a label that is applied from outside the self by others.

As a writer, I truly believe you should love your villains as much as your heroes. The best villains are the ones who have motives that we can identify with. In psychoanalytic terms, a villain is a shadow character - a representation of the repressed parts of ourselves that we wish we could disown. They are the extreme unchecked impulses of the id and/or superego that are buried within us all projected and manifested in the 'other'. Interestingly, this means that stories of good and evil, heroes vs villains are in some ways psychologically fragmented and schizophrenic. The conflict is usually resolved when the forces of good dominate, control, suppress, or vanquish the villain. However, this is simply reenacting the repression which perpetuates the schizophrenia. A more healthy resolution involves acknowledgement, acceptance, and reintegration of the fragmented aspects of the self - the hero and villain unify.


It really depends for me. I can appreciate the occasional 'pure evil' villain, so long as it vaguely makes sense within context and it's a self-aware fantasy. Darth Vader is a good example of that: sure, absolutely nobody is so patently evil, but it's still highly captivating to witness what 'pure evil' could look like in a parallel universe where a mysterious 'Force' can make someone either purely good or purely evil. I tend to see it as nothing more than a fun exploration of the human psyche.

What really bugs me is when works of fiction seemingly claim to be 'realistic' while bombarding you with plenty of oversimplified/stereotypical characters. For some reason, the movie The Green Mile comes to mind: death row inmates are surprisingly chummy while that one specific guard inexplicably embodies every fucking aspect of evilness. The movie wasn't entirely 'bad' and had a few interesting cinematic moments, but these kinds of preachy narratives who actually make very little tangible sense just massively make me roll my eyes.

What I truly find fascinating is how all these different narratives that we love to entertain can be so telling of our commonplace perceptions/conceptions. A 'pure evil person' is a fallacious notion, most educated people will agree on that; however, granting a 'pure evil' status to individuals is a very real phenomenon that numerous people indulge into on a daily basis. Religious people are particularly susceptible to that kind of dichotomous thinking. Sorry to religious folks for putting it so bluntly, but oversimplifying things has been the main purpose of your religion for thousands of years. Hell, the goddamn Devil himself might possibly be the most preposterous 'pure evil' villain ever created.

So in more than a way, those highly popular 'purely good' vs 'purely evil' narratives might be more ingrained in reality than most would assume: it's completely inaccurate of how the world operates, but it's still pretty damn accurate of how plenty of people dangerously perceive it.
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Batman has one of the best rogues' galleries of any superhero and The Joker stands at the top of the heap in that group. And when you get into films and TV, there are so many great portrayals to choose from, too: Romero, Nicholson, Ledger, Hamill (Mark Hamill voices the Joker for many of the DC animated series and movies). One of the complaints about the Marvel universe has been a lack of solid, interesting villains (aside from Loki). That should not be a weakness for the DC-verse if they do things right (alas, that has been an issue so far). Interestingly, they are looking at doing a standalone (ie. not part of the DC cinematic universe) Joker origin movie and have brought Martin Scorsese in as a producer, apparently planning to give it some of the gritty, street-smart feel of his classic crime movies.


What I've always loved about Batman's villains is that instead of being based on senseless themes (eg. Fire-villain, Metal-villain, Weather-villain), they practically all stem from one psychological condition or another. The Joker is the classic psychopath; Two-Face struggles with a dissociative identity disorder; The Riddler is a spineless narcissist; The Penguin has a Napoleon complex and constantly needs to overcompensate for his small stature and his queer appearance; Mr. Freeze suffers from prolonged grief disorder and turned into a cold impassive man ever since his wife died.

And as Dilettante expressed above, the female villains of Batman are also pretty damn fascinating (and hot) with their overt sexuality. Again, they all personify a different aspect of deviant sexuality. Catwoman is the kleptomaniac who's impulsively attracted by whatever is forbidden (material, sexual, or otherwise); Harley Quinn is the girly nymphomaniac who lost all fucking sense of inhibition; Poison Ivy is the uppity seductress who's manipulative beyond reason.

It's no wonder that Arkham Asylum is such a central piece of the Bat-universe: every villain inevitably brings his/her own psychological undertones to the plot (which I absolutely love). It's all an undisguised caricature of course (pun fully intended), but it still definitely makes you want to sympathize/empathize with all those eccentric baddies. And mind you, sometimes caricatures can be strikingly efficient at exposing certain aspects of reality.

I was totally unaware of that upcoming Martin Scorsese movie. Hah, could Leonardo DiCaprio be the next Joker? He could potentially be a pretty decent Joker, I think. Which reminds me, he actually portrayed quite an awesome villain in Django Unchained:


I'm 5'9"...

- Tom Hardy
- Jamie Foxx
- Robert Downey Jr.
- Johnny Depp
- Tobey Maguire
- Jared Leto
- Ryan Phillippe
- Sam Rockwell
- Ben Foster
- Paul Rudd
- Robert Redford
- Ed Harris
- Keith Richards
- Axl Rose
- Dave Navarro
- Hugh Hefner
- Robert F. Kennedy
- Che Guevara

5'9" is the average height for men in most countries, so I assume that the list could go on and on...
I had a Spaniel and a Beagle growing up, so I'm naturally quite fond of these two breeds. They both were more of the 'hunting' variety than the 'house' variety, although nobody in my family ever hunted. They looked similar to this:





If I had to buy a dog myself though, I'd totally go for a Boxer, preferably a black-and-white one (which is rarer):





I mean, come on, a huge part of the fun in having a dog is to own a big silly creature which looks at you with silly eyes after being reprimanded for their silly antics. Might as well go full-silly and get the ultimate doggy-dog with oversized jowls and a perpetual sad face, haha.

Seriously, one of my uncles consistently had Boxers when I was a kid (brown ones), and I just absolutely fucking love the temperament of these dogs. Don't get fooled by their silly expression, Boxers are some of the most noble animals you could find. My uncle never trained his dogs in any particular way whatsoever, and his Boxers were invariably extremely protective with us kids. They'd run to us and act like a banister whenever we were standing next to a body of water (eg. lake or river), they'd instantly jump in the water when we were swimming to make sure we'd have something to hang on to if we ever struggled, they'd even turn against my uncle and bark at him when he was mischievously throwing us in the air and making us scream.

The most admirable thing about all of this is that Boxers are inherently extremely lazy. Throw a ball at a Boxer and he won't even bat an eye (seriously); present him to a group of kids and he'll tirelessly behave as their guardian for 16 hours straight. They're the quintessential rugged brutes with a heart of gold. And they'll gladly act as your faithful buddy when you need them most without ever fighting for your attention or asking anything in return. It just makes me want to throw a cookie at them and make their big sad face a little less sad, haha.

Plus they're relatively low-maintenance, with their calm/idle temperament and their very short hair. Really the perfect dog for me...
At last, my own compulsory voluble response (which hopefully won't deter people from posting in my already forsaken thread).

I'll be forthright about the incident that inspired this thread. A few weeks ago while hanging around downtown with my girlfriend, she and I decided to enter a prominent bookstore to indulge in some casual window-shopping (I've always loved browsing bookstores/libraries, particularly to evaluate what I might possibly be unenlightened about). Anyway, as my intellectual curiosity took over and I left my girlfriend to her own pursuits, I soon found myself absorbed in a very specific book.

The book was called The Joker: A Visual History of the Clown Prince of Crime:





As I was navigating through the pages, a realization inevitably hit me: no books dedicated to Spiderman, or Luke Skywalker, or Sherlock Holmes in the vicinity, but a whole encyclopedic tome about the goddamn Joker. The notoriety and magnetism of this villain quite literally surpass that of the majority of heroes. And an interrogation naturally followed: could The Joker be the greatest villain of all time? My own answer: yep, I genuinely believe that he is.

I know, I know, I've presented myself time and again as a huge Batman fan on these forums (hell, my forum-title even is a reference to him), but I can still formulate plenty of objective arguments to support this proclamation. I'd argue that I'm much more captivated by the general idea behind Batman than by any of his popular depictions anyway (I don't even read comic books and most common folks enjoyed the Nolan trilogy much more than I did myself).

Google pictures under the extremely broad term 'villain', and 3 of the first 15 results are visual representations of The Joker (the rest mostly being illustrations of a generic villain). Ask random people on the street to name a 'villain', and you can bet your ass that The Joker will be the most popular answer. My mother has absolutely no idea who the fuck Lex Luthor, Voldemort, or Darth Sidious are, but she sure as hell knows who The Joker is (crap, even my grandmother most likely knew who The Joker was). The stature of The Joker is objectively (and significantly) much more appreciable than the one of any other villain.

But why is it so exactly? First of all, there's a palpable 'democratic ethos' in the whole comic book community. Superheroes, villains or plotlines are mostly suggested to the public rather than being forcefully imposed. Comic book publishers continually come up with an abundance of ideas and let the public influence whichever characters/narratives will persist through time, in a real 'survival of the fittest' fashion. As an obvious example, the death of the second Robin (ie. Jason Todd) was entirely voted by readers through a telephone poll.

In the early 40s (ie. when Batman was freshly created), plenty of villains were proposed and fought to become Batman's archnemesis (some of them being pretty damn ridiculous). Although The Joker was initially meant to die in the very first issue of Batman (believe it or not), editors soon realized that the favorable reception to Batman was partly due to that one villain. All in all, it really shouldn't be any surprising that the most commended villain of the most commended superhero (out of a myriad of each) emerged as one of the most illustrious villains of the 20th century.

However, that still doesn't explain specifically why The Joker has been favored by the public for more than 75 years, correct? My stance on the matter is that The Joker hits the nail on the head pretty damn hard regarding what makes a 'great' villain (I guess I'll be covering every question of my OP with my long-winded eulogy of The Joker). I'll be relatively succinct about the majority of these points (yes people, this is me trying very hard to be succinct), but mostly:


- The Joker is the absolute perfect counterpart of Batman. Whereas Batman is the dark hero, The Joker is the colorful villain (which is quite a fascinating contradiction and arguably a huge part of their respective appeals); whereas Batman is a secretive and methodical engineer, The Joker is an exuberant and mercurial psychopath; whereas Batman saves the day and quickly shies away from public praise, The Joker intends to fuck up the world and make an enormous show out of it. To me, the main role of a villain should be to contrast the proclivities/intentions/decisions of the hero, and The Joker achieves that wonderfully well (both ideologically and stylistically).

- To add to the point above, despite their obvious polarity the two characters still share a significant commonality: they're both channeling their past afflictions through a crazy persona. Whereas Batman uses his persona to avenge the death of his parents through morally defensible actions, The Joker is on a plain lunatic rampage. So different yet so alike, as The Joker himself loves to remind his archenemy to majorly screw with his head. The Joker is essentially 'Batman gone wrong', which again, works remarkably well to discern/appreciate Batman's own moral resolve.

- In reference to my OP, The Joker is both a 'pure evil' villain and a 'plausible' villain: his diabolical persona actually makes perfect sense within context. Whereas plenty of ill-defined villains are evil 'because reasons', The Joker is evil because he's fucking crazy. It's a subtle difference, but it's one that definitely adds a terrifying realness to the character. Utter psychopaths with abnormally violent behaviors are a very real thing in this world, and The Joker is nothing more than a caricatural representation of that. No other superfluous or dubious reasons needed, just a sick man intending to ruin the world with a disconcerting smile on his face.

- The Joker is unfathomable, unpredictable and inconsistent at his very core, which makes him one of the most versatile and stimulating characters ever created. He can play the jovial trickster or the sinister maniac without ever contradicting himself. In fact, the more he's infused with contradictions, the more he's being true to his demented self and the more the public appreciates his erratic persona. The Joker has been portrayed through many different lights through many different eras, and people are still sitting on the edge of their seats after 75 long years, impatiently awaiting what crazy trick he'll be pulling next.

- To extend on the point above, The Joker has a tremendous enigmatic aura, almost of mystical nature. Editors/publishers have always deliberately made his backstory tricky and uncertain. In one comic book issue we learn a bit about his past, in the next it's quickly discredited as mere speculations. Decades of infamy and people are still trying to elucidate who the fuck is this man (including Batman himself). Quite a paradox that one of the most vivid characters of our time is also one of the most obscure, which most certainly contributes a lot to the massive fascination for him.

- Last but not least, his whole fucking visual style. I don't even think that I need to convince anybody about how striking the appearance of The Joker is. There's something clearly disturbing (and riveting) in his whole 'evil clown' persona, which has been reused time and again in plenty of other works of fiction. And who better to illustrate the prestigious 'evil laugh' and 'evil grin' than a goddamn evil jester himself? The Joker has all the inherent qualities of the archetypal villain while still retaining a very distinctive and thrilling identity of his own.


Finally, I'd like to conclude this long accolade with a phenomenal quote, which perfectly emphasizes many of my points:


Quote by The Joker

"You see it doesn't matter if you catch me and send me back to the asylum... Gordon's been driven mad. I've proved my point. I've demonstrated there's no difference between me and everyone else! All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy. That's how far the world is from where I am. Just one bad day.

You had a bad day once, am I right? I know I am. I can tell. You had a bad day and everything changed. Why else would you dress up as a flying rat? You had a bad day, and it drove you as crazy as everybody else... only you won't admit it!

You have to keep pretending that life makes sense, that there's some point to all this struggling! God you make me want to puke. I mean, what is it with you? What made you what you are? Girlfriend killed by the mob, maybe? Brother carved up by some mugger? Something like that, I bet. Something like that...

Something like that happened to me, you know. I... I'm not exactly sure what it was. Sometimes I remember it one way, sometimes another. If I'm going to have a past, I prefer it to be multiple choice! Ha ha ha! But my point is... my point is, I went crazy. When I saw what a black, awful joke the world was, I went crazy as a coot! I admit it! Why can't you? I mean, you're not unintelligent! You must see the reality of the situation.

Do you know how many times we've come close to World War Three over a flock of geese on a computer screen? Do you know what triggered the last World War? An argument over how many telegraph poles Germany owed its war debt creditors! Telegraph poles! Ha ha ha! It's all a joke! Everything anybody ever valued or struggled for... it's all a monstrous, demented gag!

So why can't you see the funny side? Why aren't you laughing?"



- The Goddamn Joker (Batman: The Killing Joke, 1988)






Temporary Tattoos: Yay or Nay?

I've recently spotted quite a few temporary tattoos while shopping online (for completely unrelated things), and although some of them can look just as good as regular tattoos made by professional artists, I couldn't help but question their fashion-validity.

On one hand, sure, they can provide a much similar look than their genuine counterparts. On the other, part of the appeal of getting inked is to permanently endorse a style/idea/philosophy of your own: you believe in something deeply enough to sport it for the rest of your fucking life.

So what's your own opinion about temporary tattoos? Are they just frivolous fun which should only be considered as such, or a lame attempt to replicate the hardcore symbolism of real tattoos? Do they turn someone into a mutable fashionista, or a spineless poser?

Thanks for sharing!
Gotta get my hands on this shirt, this totally should become my official attire when arguing with my girlfriend.


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I've never been called a dog, so that's a start...

I have no idea, so I took a highly scientific and factually based quiz, off a .info domain. It must be true!

http://www.spiritanimal.info/spirit-animal-quiz/

I'm a turtle apparently: http://www.spiritanimal.info/turtle-spirit-animal/

This one: https://whatismyspiritanimal.com/spirit-animal-quiz/ said I was an elephant. How rude!

http://brainfall.com/quizzes/whats-your-spirit-animal/result/5fp5n2/#r18ABBPOb

Finally. This is the test to take everyone!




Gotta love how these quizzes can be so easily manipulated to obtain whichever outcome you seek.


Damn, turtles seem to be pretty popular...

I'm officially a turtle myself. As in, an old native chief actually proclaimed me a turtle in my mid-20s. My sister (who lives in a rather remote region) has quite a few native friends and she once invited me to a semi-private seminar where around 10-12 people were being supervised to build their own native drums (it was my birthday present from her that year). An old chief was among the tutors and at the end of the weekend he assigned a spirit animal to each one of us; I've been championing the supremacy of turtles ever since, haha.

The turtle does suit me nicely, I must admit: the calm, sturdy, impenetrable and highly independent creature who can quite easily seek refuge in his own indestructible shell, but who can also turn into one mean predator and bite pretty fucking sharply if need be. Plus there's a whole mystique surrounding the turtles, with their peculiar appearance/attitude and their enigmatic longevity. A gigantic turtle once surfaced next to my boat while I was fishing (around the size of a toilet seat); probably the sweetest yet most intimidating animal that I've ever encountered in my life. Turtles always make a strong impression, for better or for worse!

I've been collecting turtles ever since that chief granted me the title. My new kitchen will actually be centered entirely around turtles; I've already painted the walls green (on which I'll apply large turtle-decals) and I'll also display my numerous turtles on shelves. The majority of my collection was gifted by friends, many of which bought during travels in many different countries.

Here's my complete collection (I believe, a few others might still be hiding in boxes), as well as my aforementioned self-made drum:




A Fish Tale

Ruling over a new home
Is a splendid duty
With each evening roam
A novel discovery

It echoed like a pond
Thus I had to inspect
Still the scene was beyond
All I could expect

The daft human comatose
In nefarious waters
A proper bath I suppose
After endless showers

'Twas all so absurd
Yet time swiftly slowed
As a prey gently stirred
And arose hunter-mode

The marvel galvanized
My eyes, claws and back
But the man horrified
Put a hand on my snack

The stuff seemed so good
Though it felt like a trick
As I soon understood
It was only his dick

- Bobby, aka SereneProdigy's badass cat

(Inspired by recent true events, haha)



It should come as no surprise that practically every compelling story is centered around a distinct struggle, because evidently, nobody exploring works of fiction wishes to be exposed to the same old mundane banalities that they're encountering on an everyday basis. That struggle can be a situational conflict (eg. relocating to an inhospitable metropolis) or the result of pure bad luck (eg. a gigantic tsunami), but humans mostly thinking in human terms we often enjoy personifying that struggle within a specific human being. Hence the emergence of the 'villain', an archetype that's been around since time immemorial and that's frequently just as powerful/riveting/memorable/revered as the 'hero' himself can be (if not a whole fucking lot more). From ancient religious narratives (ie. the goddamn Devil) to virtually every Disney fairytale, 'villains' have always been lurking in the darkest corners of our favorite stories (mwahaha).


This is the thread to converse about all things villains. You obviously don't have to answer all of these questions, but just to spark the discussion:

- What makes a villain compelling to you? What should the main characteristics of a 'great' villain be?

- Do you appreciate the quintessential 'pure evil' villain that's evil beyond comprehension/explanation (ie. the bad guy doing bad stuff because he's bad), or tend to find it too clichéd and prefer a subtler variety with a relatable backstory and plausible motivations (ie. the flawed guy doing questionable stuff because he's misguided)?

- What are some villains that really struck with you? Any obscure/unpopular ones that you would like to share?

- Who, in your opinion, would qualify as being The Greatest Villain of All Time?


Please share and don't forget... to ignore evil is to become an accomplice to it.
Everybody here who's been vaguely following me knows the answer to that... totally Superman.
Woah, many thanks to everyone who replied, I certainly wasn't hoping for such plentiful feedback in such a quick time! Even the matriarch's matriarch is on my case, how friggin' awesome is that?

My plans are evolving so rapidly these days, it almost feels like a year since I had this idea. Anyway, I talked to my mother too earlier today (moms, right?) and she told me that I could simply buy a regular piece of white canvas in any textile shop for under $10; since it'll only be used for support, there's really no need to invest in an expensive painting-grade canvas. Plus these textile shops can cut any size of fabric that you want and I won't have to buy a whole roll of a few yards (which the majority of would be completely wasted).

Besides, the artwork presented above is only around $25 itself (it's a print, definitely not an original), so I'm relatively reluctant to invest $100 to get it framed professionally (or to buy a large frame of that price). It would almost feel like displaying a vulgar rock on a gold-plated pedestal, haha. I usually surprise myself at these small DIY projects, I'm fairly confident that my framing endeavors will go as planned. Hell, you're talking to a guy who actually waxes his own genitals...

I'll have a few smaller cotton canvases to frame too, so I'll have a considerable amount of practice before attempting it on that larger silk artwork. I'll likely start with those two little 12" x 12" canvases which I'll be hanging in my bedroom next to one another (wink-wink):





With all that said, I actually already have a Plan B: I found a few companies online that can print customized pictures on cotton canvases for as low as $20. I could essentially tweak/create any artwork with Photoshop and then have it printed on a proper cotton canvas, ready to be framed normally (without the fussy particularities of silk I mean). The only downside is that those companies don't usually print canvases that are as big as the one that I initially had in mind (32" x 48").

So I've been thinking about hanging two smaller artworks instead of that large one. Since this thread already gathered a few art-enthusiasts, I might as well ask for opinions here. The two pictures below perfectly represent the wall of my living room: exact same color, exact same proportions (9' x 8'), white moldings and black furniture (sofa and small cupboard). My three main colors are blue, black and white, so I'd love to add some stark black/white emphasis with very contrasting artworks (ie. not a lot of grays as compared to those typical black/white pictures). And I obviously adore those modern edgy/messy ink artworks with a lot of movement.

Tell me which layout you prefer...

Large artwork with smaller artwork to the side (Plan A):





Three smaller artworks of equal size (Plan B):




Note: This is only a sketch of what I could achieve with customized canvases, I'm still not fixed about the whole design.
Here's the artwork in question, for the curious. It's a painting by Russell Mills:


So, I'm currently shopping for artworks to decorate my new apartment and I just stumbled across an awesome one that I'd love to hang in my living room. Thing is, it's printed on a silk canvas and I have absolutely no idea how to handle that fabric.

I'm already planning to buy artworks that are printed on cotton canvases and mount them on a wooden frame myself (just like all those pre-framed canvases that you can buy in any art shop), but I was wondering if silk could be handled in the exact same way. Silk is much thinner than cotton, so I'm rather doubtful.

Here's the most helpful bit of information that I found. In the video, the woman performs the usual procedure to frame her artwork, however she puts a blank cotton canvas below her silk painting:





I've been wondering if that blank cotton canvas is really necessary. That doesn't make the whole process much more complicated, but my prospective artwork being rather large (32" x 48", or 80cm x 120cm), just that piece of cotton canvas could cost me more than $50.

Besides, simply hanging the artwork on the wall isn't quite an option because it'd look like utter shit, and proper frames of that size may cost me more than $100.

How should I go about hanging my artwork? Thanks for your time!
It's hard for me to come up with definitive favorites because I enjoy a bit of everything, but here are a few gems from my own personal collection of porn...


1- Cuties 4, Scene 1 (from the studio Elegant Angel)

Nothing that particularly stands out with this scene, but this perfectly represents the kind of fucking that I usually enjoy engaging into: a gorgeous slim cutie with modest tits (ie. Capri Anderson), a marvelous equitable complicity between the two participants, a palpable sense of genuine fun, lots of kissing and passion while still qualifying as some 'good hard fucking', and as a bonus pretty much every of my favorite positions is covered.

If you ever wondered who and how I enjoy fucking, this sums it up pretty nicely.


2- Dido Angel, Double Penetration and Bukkake (from Pierre Woodman Casting)

Another slim hottie, this time getting fucked by two rather large cocks simultaneously. I just fucking love her whole attitude throughout (with plenty of mischievous smiles at the camera); she really seems to be utterly enjoying getting stuffed/used by the two guys, and she equally seems to love putting up such an indecent show for our own viewing pleasure... what a perfect dirty little slut.

As if this wasn't enough, after her vigorous ramming session (29:30), she stands up with her pelvis still aching and continues to show her love of cocks by participating into a wonderful blowbang with 11 guys; they all finally cum on her gorgeous (and naughty) little face.

Needless to say, this is awesome in so many fucking ways.


3- American Bukkake 29, Scene 1 (from JM Productions)

Both Hillary Scott and Miss Meadow participate in this copious bukkake where more than 30 guys cum all over them. Two obscene blondes having a whole fucking lot of fun getting covered with hot messy cum, while playfully caressing themselves and licking/spitting cum out of each other's body and mouth. Perfect, cumplay at its best!


4- Cum Drenched Tits, Pandora Dreams (from Elegant Angel)

This splendid blonde with voluptuous tits receives a call from her husband-to-be while taking a bath, assuring him that she's only having a quiet evening. As soon as she hangs up however, 4 guys join her to satisfy her disobedient cock-sucking fantasies. A fantastic blowbang follows, which soon ends up with her having her beautiful tits all covered with a massive quantity of warm cum. If she isn't satisfied already, I'd sure volunteer to add some more.


5- Rikki Six, The Workout (from Fantasy HD)

And as a completely shameless pornographic fantasy of mine, I'd sure love to fuck a blonde bimbo with outrageous tits in a gym setting; Rikki Six would certainly be an awesome candidate to act as my compliant little fuckdoll. As much as I usually prefer a more modest/natural look in the girls that I'm fucking, I sure wouldn't turn down a body like Rikki Six has (which is quite a bit rarer, and therefore quite exotic). Breaking a sweat has never been so fucking fun!
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The red and black one on the top left.


Haha, faithful to your roots Buz?

Go Dawgs!


I'm immensely favorable to energetic tones of yellow myself, to the point where I really couldn't see myself painting my home-gym any other way.

I was browsing pictures of gyms last week while imagining myself in the usual edgy mood that I get into whenever I'm lifting weights and pushing my limits, and being the relatively sensitive guy that I am the majority of colors/ambiances triggered one adverse response or another. A red gym would compel me to throw a dumbbell across the fucking room, a green one would inevitably make me puke, a placid one would just make me burst into incontrollable tears. All of which being quite a bit more literal than one might assume.

So I was mainly unfavorable to most gyms that appeared in my search, until this picture instantly made me go "This, so fucking this!":





I just love how the combination of yellow and gray provokes both a cheerful and professional feel. Plus it's stripped-down (thus masculine) while still being extremely stylish (thus stimulating). You get a sense of joy just by looking at that room, and paradoxically it still maintains a massive 'serious shit is meant to happen here' vibe. Which is pretty much the mood that I want to be into whenever I'm working out: sure I'm willingly exhausting myself, but I'd mostly like to associate the sensation with pure feelings of happiness and accomplishment.

I predominantly inspired myself from that picture to visualize my own gym, and the final result will vaguely look like this:





This is the exact shade of yellow that I selected, which is a fairly 'hot' yellow (ie. with traces of red) and which I believe will fit perfectly with the overall lighting of that room (I have a rather large window). I'll also paint all the moldings with a gray metallic (ie. bluish) to evoke the aforementioned professional feel. My bench is already that color plus I'll have dozens of steel weights hanging around, so I believe it will be very harmonious. And I'll also have one or two black pieces of furniture to add some darker shades.

The poster that's partially shown isn't a joke that I'm trying to pull on you guys, I really stumbled across it on Amazon and I'll totally include it in my decor. I mean, come on: a hot girl in shades of gray wearing yellow panties, how could that possibly be more fitting for my yellow-and-gray gym? No worries though, I'm not a pervert... this is simply to boost my testosterone levels a little (evil grin):





Aside from all that, yellow also is the color of (drum rolls)... Batman! That's right, my workout space will also partly become my own little Batman sanctuary. How fucking awesome is that!? I've already created this poster with Photoshop, which PosterJack can produce in a 36" x 24" format for a mere $32. A fit guy to match with the previous fit babe, with a cool Batman theme, with an awesome motivational quote from the man, the legend, the goddamn Batman himself:





I'll also include a few other smaller 'monochrome pictures with a shade of yellow', including an artistic collage of the Gotham Sirens which I'll create myself. And a few other monochrome posters of Batman as well, including this one:





Anyway, painting will officially begin this weekend and I'm excited. Does it show?
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By #, which of the 7 activities have you accomplished? Protected sex is allowed to be counted.

1. Cum in a women's pussy
2. Cum in a women's ass
3. Cum in a women's mouth
4. Cum in a man's mouth
5. Cum in a man's ass
6. Have a man cum in your mouth
7. Have a man cum in your ass

Me = #'s 1,2,3,4. Looking to complete the rest real soon.


Being heterosexual, obviously 1, 2, 3.

And if we're including autofellatio, I guess I can add 4 and 6 as well (which is a very serious answer).
I find absolutely nothing wrong with pineapples on pizza and enjoy the taste plenty enough to eat it.

However, considering that I probably eat pizza once or twice per year and that there are about 10 other flavors that I prefer over this one, it's something that I hardly ever eat more often than once every 10 years or so.