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Have you ever started a phone conversation with an intimate greeting only to find out you had the wrong number?
OMG!!! That was YOU!!!
Have you ever played strip poker with members of the same and opposite sex together?

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, but hey, it's cheaper than a drug habit.
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Shannon, thank you very much for the offer to "merge" the U.S. with Canada, but Canadians as a whole are not super keen on that, for assorted reasons. It would make much more sense to make Puerto Rico the 51st state; it's not all "debt and crime", it's also spectacular wildlife refuges and Punta Gorda and some amazing land.
The "Canadian Lemmings" cartoon is spot-on, though.
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How 'bout if Texas carries out its heretofore empty threat to secede from the union (don't let Oklahoma hit you on the way out), and we add Puerto Rico instead! That way we don't have that awkward problem of where to place the 51st star on the flag.

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How about Eva Green in anything!!!
--Inspired by the Gothic story competition, I've been binge-watching "Penny Dreadful" lately, and Eva Green is addictive. She's stunning, of course, but there's so much more to her.