5 A:
Dracula - Bram Stoker
Candide - Voltaire
The Fox - D.H. Lawrence
The Count of Monte Cristo - Alexander Dumas
The Picture of Dorian Gray - Oscar Wilde
5 B:
The Tomorrow File - Lawrence Sanders
The Great Gatsby - F. Scott Fitzgerald
The Young Lions - Irwin Shaw
Steppenwolf - Herman Hesse
The Dead - James Joyce
Catch22 is a great novel; To Kill A Mockingbird is pap
Actually, one time at the zoo I saw penis that was maybe 26-30 inches long. It was on an elephant, uncircumcised, and not really very attractive, but remarkable nonetheless.