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Shylass
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female
United Kingdom

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Quote by urbancoyote


You shouldnt see it as a negative. Telling someone how to spell something correctly is educating them, so they will get it right next time. What's not good about that? I'd be happy to be corrected with regards my spelling, as I wouldn't make the same mistake again.


I shall remember that in the future, and be sure to double check your posts when I see them.

Does this also apply to correct punctuation and grammar?
Quote by eroticascribe
Shylass: thanks for the cookies, sexy, oh and the cuddle. Mmmmmmm to both. Know where I want to put the cookies and then munch on them. *grin
Saga: You can say that again - but don't. I wonder if she has items of torture in her closet for us naughty people. No, I'm joking shylass, please, I don't want anymore baptisms of fire. (kisses feet and ankles, working up to knees......)


I presume you put the cookies in the correct place: your tummy. Real men eat cookies (that sentence is not a euphemism).

There's no need for that kissing lark; just leave a box of gingerbread on the desk for me, and you're free to do as you wish whilst I nom them.
Quote by urbancoyote


Only "missus" is slang. "Misses" is just mis-spelled


I get tired of people picking on spelling in the forums, so I left it at that. There's a need for nitpicking in stories, but not here, in my opinion. It puts some new and quieter members off. I know quite a few people who spell it "misses", even though I use the spelling, "missus".
Quote by Mari84
What the heck is a "misses?" And what would a 17-year be doing with one?


It's slang in the UK for wife, girlfriend or partner, also, "missus".
Quote by SpankMeFlushMe


Ohh... my word. I saw that and me AND my dick flinched!!! OTOH wouldn't that be QUITE THE INTRODUCTION

to a new Domme??



Yes Mistress, I bow to your Greatness...

and wetness...


Quote by SpankMeFlushMe
WOWIE!!!!!!!! Those are some hot assed cookies for sure!!!!!! I want some!! Hells Bells lemme have the models instead!!!


Are you sure you wouldn't prefer this one?

Quote by eroticascribe
Thanks shylass. I was hurting a bit, because I thought you might be thinking I condoned that sort of behavior. "Baptism of Fire", you bloody bet, but now we have it sorted out, and you have warned me of the consequences, it will NEVER happen again. You are one scary lady when provoked. LOL


Sorry. I can be nice sometimes. But trust me, if I thought you actually condoned that, I'd have earned myself a enforced holiday from Lush.

Look, here's some cookies for you:


Quote by eroticascribe
Hi Shylass. I guess it was just the way that I saw it. I felt I was being criticized for wanting to include children or underage people into my stories - nothing could be further from the truth. Two versions of the condition relating to underage were posted, both different, and I wanted to know why, and which was correct. Nobody seemed to recognize that. I used an example to get my point across, no more than that. BIG MISTAKE.


Welcome to Lush forum posting! You will quickly learn that certain subjects provoke certain reactions, as you have already seen. Some subjects get immediate hot (not the sexy kind) responses (usually underage and discussion, which isn't allowed in the forums), whilst others get playground bitches taking the pee (check out some of the bizarre/obvious question threads in "Ask the Gals"). Others are treated particularly judgementally (check out "Relationship Advice" or threads discussing cheating on married partners). Others lead to near punch-ups (gun threads, from what I've seen when I've popped into those). These are usually the exception.

I was clear in what you were asking, but the point I made in response should have been clear enough to explain the difference between your examples. It's about common sense. I'm sorry if that wasn't clear enough, but that's the risk we take when we post here.

It is easy to misunderstand a responder's intentions, or for our own posts to be misunderstood. Even if we spent hours trying to make sure our posts are not offensive to anybody, in any way, it's still going to have a negative effect on somebody, somewhere, for some reason. That's the nature of internet forums, and people. Certain subjects here can lead to a waterfall of posts that need deleting, due to breaking rules. You didn't break a rule in this regard, but you have seen a demonstration of what happens when emotion and a subject with site rules come together, due to history of stories and threads in the forums.

The longer you are here, the more you will get to know individuals and the site's "character". If you had been here a bit longer, you would have been able to immediately gauge the sort of reaction this subject would get, and from whom. Your post was not a big mistake, as far as I'm concerned (and I was not accusing you of anything), it was simply a baptism of fire in experiencing reaction to this subject and the generalised example you used. I'm sorry if that has left you upset and/or angered.

I have my own reasons for reacting immediately and fervently, as well as from some of the truly horrific stories authors have submitted, that never made it to being posted on the site. Such questions as the one in this thread can lead to pushing boundaries that should never be pushed, by people who really are sick (again, I am not referring to you). Although I am not a mod any more, there was no way that I wanted the other mods to get more submissions that would go over the edge, due to those authors trying to say "The rules say...". The mods have to read some horrible things (that's an understatement), and draw lines in grey areas with discussion and debate. In this subject, common sense and the perceived implications must rule.

Please don't let this discourage you from asking questions. You've already made a friendly splash in the forums generally, and it would be great to see that continue.

Kids can be in your stories, but be safe and treat them as passing, secondary characters. Stories with strong emphasis on children can always go on the sister site (non-erotica), www.storiesspace.com.


Quote by eroticascribe
Thanks for the comments. I sure opened a can of worms here. I asked (and used an example), because I read (here), two conflicting examples from slipperywhenwet and Liz. I have never used, here or anywhere else, any reference to children or child nudity, but as there were differing opinions, I wanted to know, and am entitled to know, as I'm a member and must abide by the T&C, what the situation was with those opinions. I thank you all for clearing that up. And shylass, thanks for your opinion, but I didn't need a spray!


I said "if", and I meant "you" in the same way that you used an example using the word "I". There was no "spray" intended, and it is a pity that you feel I was being personal. I wasn't.

I make no apology for my force of post. I have my own personal reasons for having strong opinions on this matter. It's a shame that you feel I was having a go. I wasn't.

Quote by eroticascribe
Hang on, now I'm confused. Slipperywhenwet2012 says quote, "No. There should be no mention of naked persons under the age of 16."
Liz's reference to children contradicts that. Bottom line: "Children may be included as characters in a story only if all the above stipulations are met."
So then I read that as saying I can make reference to my daughter 14, My naked daughter stood before me. "What time are leaving Dad, I have to get dressed."
or words to that effect. No sexual reference here. I don't see that as improper, or violating the T&C. Comments please


This is a sex stories website. Authors need to use some common sense, too. People are generally wanting to read about nakedness in a sexual situation. Whilst you may think you can stick to the letter of the law and get away with it, you have to use a bit of sensibility, too.

I used to be a story verifier, and if that sentence crossed my path, I would have kicked your proverbial ass for it. The implications, not always the reality, are just as important. You might have written such a sentence in a supposedly innocent manner, but readers will not all see it that way. It is not only highly inappropriate with regards to the child on this particular site, but also in the context your example is using. Certain people are on the lookout for disgusting, criminal material, and Lush Stories will not be seen to be helping them out with finding it, however seemingly innocently and clinically written.

Current mods may disagree with me, but I strongly doubt it. Use your brain and sense of decency.

I don't care how old a man is, as long as he's legal. If I fancy them, I fancy them. I have extremely negative experiences with certain age groups (of all ages), but I don't rule out one age group because of it. People are just people to me, whatever their details.

The slight majority of men that I've fancied (been attracted to) have been much older than me (in the region of eight to fourteen years older). What qualities have they possessed? They were kind, considerate, patient, dependable, gently challenging, encouraging, and very funny. I don't have much to measure them against, but if those qualities appear in somebody younger, then I would still find them attractive in the right circumstances, and so be it.
Quote by nil4sin
Do u think that spirituality and sexuality can coexist?


Yes, I do. I believe that in a healthy, balanced person, the two go hand in hand. It's all part and parcel of the many facets within a human being, in my opinion.

However, get the balance of spirituality, practice of the vehicle of understanding/beliefs wrong, and it can prevent people from enjoying and exploring nature, emotions and relationships , due to guilt, confusion, and feelings of worthlessness. That's not healthy, natural or enjoyable, and I feel like it is impossible to break out of that sort of mindset and doctrine, even if the brain can recognise otherwise.

In general, the two should be embraced and explored as part of every day life, along with the physical, mental, emotional etc parts of ourselves.
I briefly considered the possibility once. But I came to the fast conclusion that I was a sad enough act as I was, and paying for some sort of intimacy from a stranger who was only pretending to "like" me was even crapper than the current reality. I'd hate to make his "Crap Customer of the Day" list, and always know that the only way I could get laid was to fork out money that I didn't have to spare.

So, no. I won't ever pay for sex, but I understand many varied reasons why others would.

I have a long list, but my biggest lump of it is lack of experience. There's only so far an imagination and listening ear can take me.
Is it because you can't get it up, or because I'm better at getting it up than you? You can fuck off, you little smear of poo on a wormy dog's ass, because I will always be better than you, and it must be true, because I never say that about myself. Until now, you jealous little inbred, limp-willied, knobheaded, cheesy-rimmed, pizza-pussyed fuckwit.

That's better. I mean, YEAH, THAT'S FUCKING BETTER, YOU BASTARDS!
Quote by She
Whatever you are doing in photoshop, you will be able to see it on your pc, however if you dont save the change, it will not show anywhere else..I think you are having that problem..


It could be that. I've found that if I take a picture on my phone, sometimes it loads on here or Facebook sideways or upside down. I get round this by opening the picture in the phone's photo editor (where it shows the right way up), rotating it one way, saving it, and then rotating it back and saving it. Then it's fine.

Or, I use my editing software programme on my pooter (which I prefer), or rotate it on Facebook, download it from there, and upload that. It's roundabout, but it works.
Men in uniforms and suits actually scare me. I get even shyer than usual, even if I already know them. I don't find it attractive, I find it terrifying. It makes them somehow unapproachable, or unreachable. I'm happy to pass the time of day with anybody where I work, but bung a uniform or business suit on a customer (we get a few), and I'm blushing and nervous. It's like my work face runs away. I don't like it.
Quote by yourmisterdark
Sorry, hate to be a grammar Nazi, but it's Ladies as in plural. Lady's is singular and possessive.


Are you going to go through and correct the mistakes in all the other posts, or are you just going to pick on the original poster? Incorrect titles annoy me too, but there's a time and a place for being a git, and I don't think this one is it. Plus, you should have used quote marks on either side of "Ladies" and "Lady's", to be correct. Your first sentence is also partial, and missing the word, "I".

I haven't had a first time, so I can't answer the question, I'm afraid. From what my friends have said, only two of them orgasmed during their first time, but it wasn't through penetration!
For me personally, a modern day "gentleman" is discerning, empathetic, humble and kind. He is tactful, but open and honest. He isn't afraid to admit mistakes, but learns from them constructively. He speaks positively to people, and accepts them graciously, no matter what they look like, or what their history.

He does not have his head stuck up his own bottom, or have to declare himself to be certain things, or put effort into making people think he looks good. A real gentleman shows what kind of person he is through his words and actions. There are very few of them about, and the small handful I have met are married. Damn it.
DM, I can't see the picture.

Quote by overmykneenow
Ok I'll let you into a secret, just promise not to tell anyone.

You know those nights when a woman doesn't want sex, she just wants a cuddle - you know, when she's on the blob. A guy will quite happily let her fall asleep with his arm under her. About half an hour after she's fallen asleep his arm will feel completely dead. He can then use his numb hand to wank himself off so that it feels like someone else is doing it.

True story.


Sometimes, I wish I had a willy, just so I could try that. It doesn't really work for me as I am, sadly.

Anyway, I always want Happy Time when I'm on The Blobb. It would just have to be in the shower.

FFS, I want a cuddle now, though.
Quote by yourmisterdark
This isn't about fisting again, is it?


No.

Thank you for the helpful replies, everybody.

I'm a complete novice when it comes to sharing a bed with somebody.

Something I have often wondered about is, if you're cuddling somebody lying next to you, where do you put the other arm that's under you?! I've only done it once, and the arm that was on top went round him, but I was wriggling around trying to work out what to do with the arm under me. I just couldn't get comfy.

So, do you lie on the arm under you? Push it up under your pillow? Try to put it under your partner's neck to support them? Push it behind you? Something else?

Is there any way to lie face to face, without the arm under you getting in the way? I'd love a practical lesson, but theory is my only option. So I'm asking you... Please?
Blimey. I took a break for a few days, and now I'm back and clicked on a vagina thread. I was expecting the options to be things like, "tight, short, loose, wide, prolapsed, slick, dry, in need of T.L.C." and so on. But it turns out that I must have missed the biology lesson about the lack of difference between the vagina and the mons pubis/labia. I didn't know the term was all-encompassing.

But I guess nobody really cares by the time they get to play with it all...
Quote by nicola
I wonder if people write in to the likes of Facebook and ask them if they can have the option for their header bar to remain at the top, or scroll with the page?

Gav is so backlogged with essential site maintenance and adding features (which have already been delayed for over 6 months as it is), I'm wondering if we should suspend this thread for the time being.


I did, actually.

Sorry I did what you suggested, and said what I would like added. I won't do it any more.
I know other people like it, but is there a way to opt out of the navigation bar sticking at the top of the page when I scroll down, please? It's driving me nuts, and I don't even have any nuts. It's not an improvement for me for it to stay there. Thank you.