I absolutely hate the tick, for reasons already mentioned. I love stars, and I loved the medal version. But I would willingly accept the thumb (Oo-er) over that tick any day.
I am very proud to have been awarded those badges, but a tick? "Meh, it's okay. It'll pass."
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Shylass
Over 90 days ago
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Gingerbread Lover
Quote by nicola
I bet she likes sex with the lights off. Once a month.
Look at her wish list. http://www.amazon.com/gp/pdp/profile/A1SXH2X1F9L5FR/ref=cm_cr_pr_pdp/183-4200892-2901839
I think she's just disgruntled that when her husband heard her say she needed a good "batter" in her "bowl", and a "good piece of meat for her can", he thought she'd finally seen the light and was going to take it up the ass. Sadly, the big wooden rolling pin is still up there, and he's in the dog house in the garden.
Just because it's not her cup of Earl Grey, it doesn't mean everybody doesn't like a little spice in theirs.
I shall now stop thinking about her, and think about myself again. I am also refraining from editing her grammar and punctuation issues.
Gingerbread Lover
Quote by JessicaX
The new little ghostly icon, created by Gav to assist him in hunting bugs, is slated to be vanish once his work is done. I think he deserves to stay with us after doing his job.
Mine insists his name is Bob, and I love him. I want to keeeeep him, please. He is, on Lush, for me what my stripy socks are on my feet: sometimes the only smile I can get right then. I will be gutted when he's gone. Talking to him seems marginally better than talking to myself.
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There are plenty of threads on Lush where many people have made it very clear what their feelings on sex with virgins are. Generally, people want somebody who knows what they are doing so it's not just the virgin who gets pleased. They want to get off too, so obviously, virgins don't know how to even attempt that. They want what they want from the start, and don't want to bother with shy or awkward fumblings.
Some say they don't want to be responsible if it goes wrong in some way, or to endure the nerves of the person. Some say of men that they won't be able to last, and will shoot their load too soon. Others say of women that they don't want to hurt them or deal with the blood.
A few people have said that part of the virgin appeal is teaching and sharing with somebody else as they explore and discover their own and somebody else's body. It's more about journey and communication, intimacy and exploration from a basic starting point, where the emphasis is slightly weighed towards the other to start with.
The appeal for some, they say, is the high level of intimacy somebody's first time will bring, the "unsullied", or "pure" nature of their body, and being able to instruct, guide and lead. They say they enjoy the growing levels of confidence in the newly de-flowered person, and take pleasure as they have their own experienced body explored. They know what they like, and the virgin will learn that with time and the right partner, they hope.
As for your back story, there's plenty of crap spouted here at times by various people, so it matters not whether it's true or made up. But what do virgins know?
Some say they don't want to be responsible if it goes wrong in some way, or to endure the nerves of the person. Some say of men that they won't be able to last, and will shoot their load too soon. Others say of women that they don't want to hurt them or deal with the blood.
A few people have said that part of the virgin appeal is teaching and sharing with somebody else as they explore and discover their own and somebody else's body. It's more about journey and communication, intimacy and exploration from a basic starting point, where the emphasis is slightly weighed towards the other to start with.
The appeal for some, they say, is the high level of intimacy somebody's first time will bring, the "unsullied", or "pure" nature of their body, and being able to instruct, guide and lead. They say they enjoy the growing levels of confidence in the newly de-flowered person, and take pleasure as they have their own experienced body explored. They know what they like, and the virgin will learn that with time and the right partner, they hope.
As for your back story, there's plenty of crap spouted here at times by various people, so it matters not whether it's true or made up. But what do virgins know?
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What the fucking hell is WRONG with you?! I only wish I WAS a fucking Sumo so I could pound your nasty fucking ass into the fucking pavement! I hope your nasty, manky cheesy knob gets mouldy rot and literally falls off. I hope you get so drunk that you fall over and bite through your tongue. I don't fucking care that my size is not your preference. Keep your fucking preferences to your fucking self because I am tired of living every day with disgusted glares and sniggering bastards laughing at me in the street. You can ram your self-righteous fucking attractiveness scales right up your fucking asses and vomit them out all over yourselves instead of spewing your fucking perfect fancies in my fat ugly face. I am sick to fucking death of having to apologise for my fucking existence because of how I fuckng look. And now i look like the fucking idiot that I am for ranting but you know what? I DON'T FUCKING CARE ANY FUCKING MORE! I wish it had worked and that I wasn't fucking having to deal with this any more, and that I didn't have a fucking conscience but I FUCKING DO AND I HATE MYSELF FOR FUCKING HATING YOU! JUST FUCK OFF AND LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE, YOU BASTARDS!
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Quote by sprite
actually, his name is Willy, Daisy. Coco named him. now you can tell anyone who asks why they haven't seen you around for a few days that... "My willy was up."
Nope, mine's called Bob, because he just bobs around doing his thing. He doesn't play with Willys, but he gives them a friendly wave now and again.
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Quote by paul_moadib
This might seem odd.
My wife likes to blow me. I can't complain, it's good and I love it.
However, if I ever ask to go down on her, it's always a lukewarm response, like she doesn't want me to.
I don't get. From all the things I read on here I would have thought any woman would be happy to receive oral sex.
Do I need to be more forceful on this issue and just do it to her and not take no for an answer?
Unless you have a set-up where "No" means "Yes", why the hell would you force it and not take no for an answer?!
There are many reasons why she might not seem to enjoy it, but like others have said, you won't know unless you communicate with each other honestly.
I wouldn't want it done to me, personally, for reasons I won't share, but if a lad forced the issue and wouldn't take no for an answer, then no matter how much I cared about him, I'd go so far as to physically fight against him to get him away from me if I had to. It wouldn't be pretty.
Talk to her.
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Shut your fucking mouth and fuck off, you bastard. I don't say anything about how YOU look, so SHUT THE FUCK UP AND FUCK OFF OUT OF MY FAT FUCKING FACE, IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT! 
YOU can FUCK OFF as well, you nasty bitch. I could wipe the floor with you if I wanted to. Fuck you, you trolloping windbag. The reason I don't tell you the facts is that it makes it funnier to watch you spouting bollocks without a clue.
Oh, and YOU can FUCK OFF too! I can't be arsed to insult you, so just fuck off without it.
I fucking hate people.
YOU can FUCK OFF as well, you nasty bitch. I could wipe the floor with you if I wanted to. Fuck you, you trolloping windbag. The reason I don't tell you the facts is that it makes it funnier to watch you spouting bollocks without a clue.
Oh, and YOU can FUCK OFF too! I can't be arsed to insult you, so just fuck off without it.
I fucking hate people.
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As daft as this sounds, I take whatever those I care about are willing to give me, and I am grateful for it. I have no expectations of anybody, and I am bemused by any friendship of any kind that people offer me. I don't handle it very well, as it frightens me. But any jealousy I might feel when friends I might like flirt with others is counteracted by being glad they are happy, and being grateful that they bother with me at all. I know what to expect, and I have never been proved wrong by those expectations yet.
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Quote by budwillims
Cthulu is humanoid ....
Kind of .....
Tentacle porn is allowed now.
http://www.lushstories.com/forum/yaf_postst22383_An-A-to-Z-Guide-for-Lush-Stories-Authors.aspx
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Quote by keepiteasy
reading another thread, someone asked this. Thought its a good question.
I've answered elsewhere in a much older thread about why I do wear a bra. And it was, indeed, suggested (possibly sarcastically) by somebody that the title of this thread would have been better than the more recent thread about why women do wear bras. Therefore, I'll be nice, and reply.
I don't wear a bra when I am at home alone, because I'm more comfortable physically. My boobs need severe scaffolding, which is tiring on my back and shoulders. I feel much more relaxed without my bra, and less tense (in more ways than one).
I always wear my bra when anybody is around, though, or I'm in the garden or out anywhere. I only don't wear it when I am alone.
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Quote by trinket
Yes I can see why you would ask that question Daisy, but which eye were you learning to wink with?It might not be such a long hop to learn to pop!
I couldn't be arsed to pre-empt the ass-winking thing. I'm not sharing where my twinkle shines from, though, or how long that took to learn.
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Quote by Katland
for instance...
Try this link:
http://www.lushstories.com/forum/yaf_topics9_Strange--Amusing-Pics.aspx
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Quote by soilderguy
ive found guys in the chat rooms are a bit to forward. this being the way it is and there being nothing i can do, ive come here to rant. im not talking about all guys on here just about 75% of them, 50% of them hit up every female in the room which drives me nuts and i hold my self back eery time i see it, the other 50% of them dont even say hey, hi, hello or any thing before saying "wanna private". for that reason, when the other 25% of the guys try and talk to women they are (for the most part) blowin off with the 75% of the the guys. some of the guys here just want to talk most the time. say what you will i dont really care just dont fucking spam my inbox because you got butt hurt and your feeling got hurt
Are you ranting about the guys hitting on the lasses, or the guys hitting on the lasses and giving you a bad reputation because you're a guy too, or the lasses telling you off privately because the asshole guys got you a rep because you're a guy too, or that the asshole guys hit on the lasses and not you, or that you don't care what your rep is, you just don't like tinned meat filling up your in-box? Or, all of the above, or none of the above? Or, some of the above, or some of the above with some added extras?
I am refraining from mentioning the connection between your username and assholes (soilderguy), as it may be a simple spelling mistake. If it is, I would recommend using the Contact Us link from the drop-down box on your navigation panel under "Help", as Admin can change that.
As far as your rant goes, I hope it helped you. I always feel better after a rant. And I always feel better after singing along to this song, too:
Quote by ManinNewHampshire
Being an ass hole is not gender specific. But if a woman responds by spamming or just being a shit head is showing that she too is an ass hole.
I agree.
I agree.
Gingerbread Lover
Quote by getscrunk
Hello I read a story a few weeks ago(2 parts so far) an was hoping to find it again to see if a part 3 has been uploaded. I need your help finding it ;)
The story followed a teenager in high school that just moved to a town with his mom and was going to a new school. Well as it turns out, he becomes friends with a nerdy kid(whom is bullied early on in the story) and an apocalypse happens while they are in school.
I remember that the apocalypse had something to do with one of the planets aligning with the sun and basically having a 24 hour eclipse, in which hell breaks loose...literally. The students and faculty at the school went outside to watch the eclipse at which point some kind of ash fell and burned people(along with some kind of "aura" that killed around half the population. There were also imps and demons, along with demons coming out of "hell holes" and the boy has some kind of magical power from his mother that he doesn't know yet.
Thanks
Do you remember which category it was in? I did a quick search, but I couldn't find one that sounded like that. Perhaps you remember the name of the author?
Try writing any key words you can think of that are unusual, but were in the story. I tried "apocalypse" and "eclipse".
http://www.lushstories.com/search-results.aspx
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Quote by TheDevilsWeakness
HAHA I love you Daisy... That totally made my day!
Oi! This is the Peevage thread. More peevage!
<-- Peeved Hug And if anybody is peeved with me saying "peevage", GOOD! I hope it proper peeves you right off to Peevageland
Edit: PS Trinket, I happen to ENJOY shoving soggy cookies up my bum, so I hope that peeves you off! Don't piss on my Ginga kinkage!
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Man-people who are disparaging about soggy gingerbread make me peevish, and they are really girls disguised as men disguised as girls (that does make them a girl at the root of everything, doesn't it?!).
People who run off immediately to Photoshop pictures to do with a thread and then take ages about it for a crappy one totally peeve me right off.
People who run off immediately to Photoshop pictures to do with a thread and then take ages about it for a crappy one totally peeve me right off.
